The Equaliser
Edward Woodward
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GO ON WOODY BOI
I am beginning to like this guy
What's he done now?
Woodward leaves Australia to do transfer business and considers transferring back to the old logo with football club!
Fellaini
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Fellaini - Fell-ai-ni Adverb
- used as a negative in relation to a footballing transfer, generally by anti-muppets or rival fans.
"It's going to be a big transfer window for us. Ronaldo, Bale or Fabregas"
"Fellaini".
- used as a negative in relation to a footballing transfer, generally by anti-muppets or rival fans.
"It's going to be a big transfer window for us. Ronaldo, Bale or Fabregas"
"Fellaini".
Given the ways things are going, i'm beginning think that Fellaini might actually be a good signing. Moyes obviously knows a thing or two about mind games after all!
He was going to come home today anyway. Poor fecker could have had a few more days away. Mind you it's probably better weather here.
Where is he now? I wouldn't be surprised if the feckers over at Barca HQ managed to force a blaugrana top on him and have the midgets piggyback him around their quarters.
Animals!
Animals!
Again you absolute knobs there is nothing wrong with Fellaini. He would be dangerous in that team of ours.
Whilst I think Fellaini would be a decent signing, more so if it was alongside another midfielder of quality, I don't think he'd bring us up a level. He'd offer us something we don't have, but in comparison to other midfielders we've been linked with, he'd be a little underwhelming.
Yeah but these midfielders seem unattainable dont they? Anyway I think he would add a physical dimension to our game we have lacked for a while. His presence at set pieces in both boxes would be a huge plus for starters.
TBF it can take a couple of days to really get back on UK time after travelling from Australia - the poor lamb is probably just getting back on an even keel
TBF it can take a couple of days to really get back on UK time after travelling from Australia - the poor lamb is probably just getting back on an even keel
He had to get a thai massage before going to work. Needs to be happy and in tip-top condition before the season starts.
He'd be better off giving Thai massages to Cesc and Rosell after this protracted drama.
But only after the first two requests have been turned down. Taste of their own medicine in many ways than one. He is single after all; wont want to come across as easy.
BreardedGenius of the twatter!
I don't get it?
Apparently it's where Woodward has been all this time. Lol.
What inside Kate Middleton's clunge? Rather the sister personally but I'm sure there's worse places to be...
Is Woodward back in Manchester yet?
How is it possible the United squad arrived back to Manchester on Tuesday morning and poor Eddie is still on his way back...
Finding that warchest hasn't be easy. It's taken it's toll on our Eddie.
He's been seen shopping for white sheets in M&S. Somebody is about to be smuggled in for a medical!
That could be the next step in generating money for the club: enter the feature films business, starting with Edward Woodward and the Warchest of Doom.
Thank feck he came home when he did. Otherwise Barca might not have told us to piss off so promptly.
Can we get Gill back, as this Eddie chap seems to be a bit clueless, not to mention he got himself lost on the way back from Oz.
I reckon if Ed Woodward wasn't such a comically manipulative name then he'd be held in far higher regard on here.
David Gill, now that was feckin' great business name.
David Gill, now that was feckin' great business name.
Would we have gotten another regional sponsor if he'd stayed in Oz? Good thing he came back so he could get that tied up. Maybe after he signs a few more sponsorship deals he can get around to signing a player rather than bidding uselessly for Fabregas!
Do you think it's possible he has just been in constant transit, because of our random bid launches? Like everytime he nears England, we put in another bid for Fabregas and then the plane has to turn around again? Maybe this is how we conduct our transfers post-Ferguson, our chief executive, probably equipped with his own private plane and player radar technology, spends the entire transfer window in the air on standby incase we enter advanced negotions with a player?
He probably has one of these and takes off and lands on a whim with a satnav watch.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23500679
"Here you go Eddie, on your way" and he runs off and flies into the sunset
What the feck did this cnut actually come back for?
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