Or they could lock pick it. I'm sure there's even a spare key somewhere in the OT stands. Hidden under the manager's dugout seat?
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Or they could lock pick it. I'm sure there's even a spare key somewhere in the OT stands. Hidden under the manager's dugout seat?
Bolingbroke is an United legend mate.
But he was banished.
Did you not see the white text man? ;-)
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Woodward don't exactly make it easy for him, flying around the world and everybody expects miracle. Anything less then Bale and Fab will be seen as a failure. If we buy only Baines and Fellaini and sell Rooney then we will drop to the floor at NYSE. Lets hope for the best.
Not really bothered about that. More bothered about dropping out of the Premier League's top 2.
Jim White has probably hijacked his plane and captured him!
Ed is now locked in Jim's basement where he is been tortured by Jim, snorting cocaine out of Ed's arse crack, and being questioned aggressively by a drug fueled..."Who are your targets?!?!?!...ANSWER ME!!!!
Any wonder why all of our business is out in the open this year?
Ed is now locked in Jim's basement where he is been tortured by Jim, snorting cocaine out of Ed's arse crack, and being questioned aggressively by a drug fueled..."Who are your targets?!?!?!...ANSWER ME!!!!
Any wonder why all of our business is out in the open this year?
So has his plane even landed yet?
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Continue criticizing the management I see.
So has this fecker vanished off the face of the earth or something?
He seems to forget that we're the Republik of Mancunia and don't really give a feck what the press think about us as long as we keep doing the talking on the pitch, where it counts.
I can understand though, he's a PR expert so his view will be coming from a slightly different angle than ours. Obviously Woodward getting on a plane makes it difficult for everyone.
He's on route to the warchest as we speak. He landed earlier and had to find the key.
Then it's down to London for Bale.
I'm beginning to doubt whether Woodward even exists, never mind whether he's boarded a plane bound for Europe.
David is handing the warchest over to him? Wise choice.
illuminati?
Sky News says he landed. Wish he'd picked up Gill on the way.
Don't know what he's up to but if he's going to feed the press these little bits of tantalising info about "urgent business" then he should get it concluded sharpish so that us fans can relax. (Notice I didn't put celebrate!)
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
Don't know what he's up to but if he's going to feed the press these little bits of tantalising info about "urgent business" then he should get it concluded sharpish so that us fans can relax. (Notice I didn't put celebrate!)
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
Sky News says he landed. Wish he'd picked up Gill on the way.
Don't know what he's up to but if he's going to feed the press these little bits of tantalising info about "urgent business" then he should get it concluded sharpish so that us fans can relax. (Notice I didn't put celebrate!)
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
I can't see anything on sky news, sky sports news or their respective apps
Its like a real life game of 'wheres wally?'...
Maybe he's carrying it out in private!
Us fans are strange beings. 'Too much being done in public' 'WHERE IS HE WHAT IS HE DOING'.
I have a feeling the latest bit of sensationalist ITK rumour is coming soon.
Us fans are strange beings. 'Too much being done in public' 'WHERE IS HE WHAT IS HE DOING'.
I have a feeling the latest bit of sensationalist ITK rumour is coming soon.
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
Doesn't matter as there is no budget, plus we saved loads of money by not signing Hazard, Moura, Alcantara and many others.
Van Persie cost us small packet of Rolo, so Moyes and Woody can just pick a bag of the most expensive cookies from the shelf... as long as they're after the best, we should be good.
It's alright folks, he just came back because he had a nagging feeling that he'd left the oven on. He's just checked and he definitely doesn't have an oven.
Was in either the "Football" or "News Headlines" text on the telly about 1-2 hours ago.
He's off somewhere laughing madly as he's just opened the warchest.
What a shit day. Nothing from the BBC or PA.
LOL yeh after yesterday today has been a total non-event.
Yeah, about half a dozen signings have occurred amongst the top clubs and every player worth signing has already been signed by someone else.Sky News says he landed. Wish he'd picked up Gill on the way.
Don't know what he's up to but if he's going to feed the press these little bits of tantalising info about "urgent business" then he should get it concluded sharpish so that us fans can relax. (Notice I didn't put celebrate!)
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
There really is some complete bilge posted during the transfer window.
I can barely remember the names of all these 'stellar' players our rivals have been buying. Forgive me for not quaking in my shoes about next season.
Apparently he forgot to let the cat out before he flew out.
I thnk City and Chelsea in,particular have bought some particularly average players and I don't expect either them to improve significantly based on their new signings.
I really hope this whole Rooney saga won't totally overshadow the important business for the sake of the team.
Getting really sick of hearing about him... Wayne this, Wayne that, Wayne arrived, Wayne farted... Feckin Wayne's World.
Getting really sick of hearing about him... Wayne this, Wayne that, Wayne arrived, Wayne farted... Feckin Wayne's World.
Do you think our Ed has joined the A-team?
I keep thinking he's in Moscow Airport, before remembering that's Edward Snowden.
I expect the other clubs have brought in signings that they feel will strenghen their team and improve their chances of winning the PL even if you might not agree with them.
Every player worth signing is not necessarily available to buy. We might have had more success with our transfers if we had bought earlier, but now that Moyes has declared he has no limit on his transfer budget we're at their mercy if we want to strengthen.
How do you know he's feeding the press little bits? Is there a quote somewhere?Sky News says he landed. Wish he'd picked up Gill on the way.
Don't know what he's up to but if he's going to feed the press these little bits of tantalising info about "urgent business" then he should get it concluded sharpish so that us fans can relax. (Notice I didn't put celebrate!)
Dont' know why he doesn't tell us anyway. It's not like anyone else will be after our targets, they've all bought their players. Not much left on the shelf to buy now. What is left on the "Whoops" shelf will no doubt cost us twice as much as it would have cost anyone else.
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