Apparently we can hire entire fleets of private jets..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/26/manchester-united-alex-ferguson-private-jets
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Apparently we can hire entire fleets of private jets..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/26/manchester-united-alex-ferguson-private-jets
Just spotted him out dancing;
As a footballer with a load of money, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and guess they weren't like that we he found them and he's actually a feeder.
The one on the right with the saggy codpiece.
All this transfer talk is making my head spin, Bale, Fabregas, Mata, Rooney, and Real Madrid's open outlet. Wow/
You're understandably forgetting Baines Garay and Felaini..
Maybe he's come back to sign a special extension on the deal with Epsom so we have enough bloody ink to print off all these contracts we're supposed to be offering.
They kill my transfer boner.
--------De Gea
Varela-Garay-Jones-Baines
-----Fabregas-Modric
Zaha-------Mata-----Bale
-----------Ronaldo
Varela-Garay-Jones-Baines
-----Fabregas-Modric
Zaha-------Mata-----Bale
-----------Ronaldo
To be fair, the one that's not a swamp donkey would probably be ok if the camera caught her a bit better.
So what if Big Dave picked up the phone to Madrid and said "Wayne has thrown his dummy out again and i cany be doin wee it, but he can play a bit, so how boot we send him and a truck load of cash to you and you send us that wee ronny fella?"
And bamboozled by his accent or possibly thinking that Fergies P.A is getting a bit big for his boots, Madrid agreed to this.
It would solve the problem of selling him to the Chavs and Ronny would be coming home, where i could stand out side his window and offer to make him cups of tea
And bamboozled by his accent or possibly thinking that Fergies P.A is getting a bit big for his boots, Madrid agreed to this.
It would solve the problem of selling him to the Chavs and Ronny would be coming home, where i could stand out side his window and offer to make him cups of tea
If Rooney got offered a chance to play for Madrid/Barca he'd leap at it I think. The whole afraid to play on the continent thing is a load of shite.
No space for Carrick¿
Yes there is!
Take that witch looking mofo out and send him back to Madrid!
Agree. I think some Barca/Real fans would worry about him adjusting but the club hierarchy would have more faith in him. That doesn't mean he wouldn't prefer to stay in the UK though, particularly if Chelsea pay him more.
I know he's a money hungry so and so, but would he turn down the chance to follow Becks and Ronnie to Madrid for the personal glory (and a decent wage)?
Sounds good to me.
Jake, you heard the man, kindly feck off to Madrid. No way in hell are you taking Carrick away from me.
But on a more serious note, I presume there haven't been any leaks as to what this transfer news is all about? They're a clever lot this united, leak everything to suit them then bam they're going to hit us with something special, I hope.
RRooneys best bet would be to go to Chelsea imo. He would reinvent himself and thrive under Mourinho and be the top dog. If he goes Barcelona they'll end up hating him I reckon and he'll feel out of place when there's better players that will get preferential treatment over him.
If he goes Spain then Madrid would suit him more with the counter attacking play.
If he goes Spain then Madrid would suit him more with the counter attacking play.
Chelsea don't just have money to offer though, I could easily see Mourinho being able to convince Rooney that they can win the PL/CL. On top of that Rooney has his family to consider, they may be more comfortable with moving to London. Real/Barca would be tempting but he'd never be the main star there like he would at Chelsea.
It's going to be funny tomorrow to watch the reactions if no announcement is made. All that has been said is he is coming back to work on some transfer, but you know more than a few around are going to have it in their minds that they were promised an announcement.
I'd expect an announcement about something before Monday really, it would be odd if there wasn't seeing as he was due back on Sunday anyway.
Monaco is the best option for all. Tax free for Rooney, a top player for them and 40-50m for us.
We can but dream.
yeah would expect , something by then, and it may even come tomorrow. the big question is will it be the type of announcement that makes many United fans happy or not.
Where's Woodward?
NORAD must know, they should set up a tracking website for this too.
NORAD must know, they should set up a tracking website for this too.
So now we've got a choice of Rooney, Bale and Fabregas for Woody's return.
Place your bets
Place your bets
Ronaldo.
Is the general consensus on this that he's jetting in to make a signing? Was there any official confirmation that it was nothing to do with the Rooney situation or was that just a reported rumour?
The press were all saying that we've insisted it's not to do with Rooney. "United officials" or whatever. Given how much our club seems to be purposefully leaking to the press these days, I'd be inclined to trust the reports.
I can't take the disappointment again. If it's not one of Modric, Fabregas, Bale, Ronaldo or even Big Hair, I think I'll cry. Defenders can feck off.
I can see a double signing of Marquinhos and Garay for €60 million coming up. That would show the muppets not to feck with Edwoodwoodwood.
This isn't funny. I think you are underestimating just how devastating that would be, even to level headed supporters.
Ronaldo
Did you forget the rest of your post?
He was placing his bet dumbarse.
I'm gonna get Woodward with the number 21 on my new shirt.
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