Edward Woodward

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Edit: Boo ONO.
 


Cheers. In return for that I'll explain why I wanted it. A few mates were having an email discussion in work about Woodward taking over and one of my mates used his very, very limited MS Paint skills to paste his head onto Gill's body in a variety of not-very-funny pictures. After he'd spent an hour doing it he realised it was the wrong bloke and so he abandoned it. The tit.

Also, that guy has a pinky ring, therefore he is not to be trusted.
 
Nearly 20 pages now. About an almost completely unknown new board member getting on a plane. This is really top muppetting, keep it up.

We want 40! We want 40!
 
Nearly 20 pages now. About an almost completely unknown new board member getting on a plane. This is really top muppetting, keep it up.

We want 40! We want 40!


We'll do our best sir.
Has anyone got details of what time he could have gotten a flight at. If I know that, I might be able to track a sequential list of flights from Sydney to Manchester, with several different alternatives for routes encompassing Madrid and London etc.
Like, who is he flying with? Has there been a confirmation that Liam Miller had seen him in the airport and had talked to him?

Muppet unite!
 
Right, here are two flights originating in Sydney and on the way to Manchester:

Etihad:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD455-1373866235-airline-0077
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD21-1373952483-airline-0101

Emirates:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE413-1373866231-airline-0016
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE17-1373952481-airline-0014

Both in the air, one on the way to Dubai & the other to Abu Dhabi before connecting to Manchester. The Emirates one arrives at 11:45 BST tomorrow while the Etihad flight gets in at 3:05 BST. I'd reckon our Eddie is on Emirates flight. Anyone want to do their civic duty and camp out Manchester airport arrivals tomorrow around lunch?
 
I don't see why we didn't just invent a teleporter. Planes, ffs. We're such a shit club. PSG just fly about in their stadium and pick players up, Monaco have a UFO and beam players up, Chelsea kidnap their targets... yet we're using a fecking aeroplane. Disgusting. I'm sickened by our club. They don't even respect us fans.

You'd think The Equalizer would be able to send himself in a text message to the offices at OT for God sake... c'mon like, its the 21st Century afterall...
 
He said that a few years ago about him leaving you lot didn't he?


He lies a lot.

But he confirmed the existence of the clause and he said that we'd be on alert if the Cesc situation changed, which leads me to believe that you're not in for him right at this moment.
 
Ben Smith claiming he's "in Europe" already. So, not England?

Edit: all lies! False alarm, abandon ship/plane/tortoise. He lands tomorrow.

Edit2: How the hell did I missed out so badly on this one. :lol:
 
Right, here are two flights originating in Sydney and on the way to Manchester:

Etihad:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD455-1373866235-airline-0077
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD21-1373952483-airline-0101

Emirates:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE413-1373866231-airline-0016
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE17-1373952481-airline-0014

Both in the air, one on the way to Dubai & the other to Abu Dhabi before connecting to Manchester. The Emirates one arrives at 11:45 BST tomorrow while the Etihad flight gets in at 3:05 BST. I'd reckon our Eddie is on Emirates flight. Anyone want to do their civic duty and camp out Manchester airport arrivals tomorrow around lunch?


Etihad and Emirates. This flight is going to way of Oceanic Airlines Flight 815.
 
Right, here are two flights originating in Sydney and on the way to Manchester:

Etihad:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD455-1373866235-airline-0077
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/ETD21-1373952483-airline-0101

Emirates:
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE413-1373866231-airline-0016
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/UAE17-1373952481-airline-0014

Both in the air, one on the way to Dubai & the other to Abu Dhabi before connecting to Manchester. The Emirates one arrives at 11:45 BST tomorrow while the Etihad flight gets in at 3:05 BST. I'd reckon our Eddie is on Emirates flight. Anyone want to do their civic duty and camp out Manchester airport arrivals tomorrow around lunch?



Lads, get on this pronto.
I want a crack squad of muppets ready to investigate. 4 teams of 3.
One team around the arrivals gate ( if there's a few we'll need more teams)
One team scouting the area on bikes, looking for anything MUFC related.

Last team should be in the airport building , walking around trying to see anything appearing through private exits/entrances.
 
He lies a lot.

But he confirmed the existence of the clause and he said that we'd be on alert if the Cesc situation changed, which leads me to believe that you're not in for him right at this moment.

Apparently he also said it's not what you're looking for.

Besides, isn't the clause dependant on Cesc wanting to return? So not entirely up to Wenger.
 
Apparently he also said it's not what you're looking for.

Besides, isn't the clause dependant on Cesc wanting to return? So not entirely up to Wenger.


He said we're not bothered at the moment because Cesc isn't leaving.

Trust me - if he was going to leave, we'd be fighting tooth and nail to get him back. We wouldn't just be supinely allowing him to go to United.
 
He's on a private jet you fools, we can't track him through the airports like that. On the plus side that will cut the travel time down significantly, so we'll have Ronaldo signed that much sooner.
 
He's on a private jet you fools, we can't track him through the airports like that. On the plus side that will cut the travel time down significantly, so we'll have Ronaldo signed that much sooner.

Doubt that.
 
Can someone get Craig Norwood on the case? Woodward may be able to be hidden by a sheet better than De Gea, but I have faith.
 
If they changed the rules of football so that the team with the biggest cnuts won every game, you'be be closer to the top than you are now but even then, we'd finish above you.

:lol: very good!
 
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