Day 23: Netherlands vs. Argentina

Love the way they pat you on the head ,asking if you are all right.
 
Yep. Jesus really does miracles converting players. Coentrão to LB, Perez to CM...
Aargh so I'm correct. That's a bonus from converting a winger. Their dribbling & close control in CM is generally a big plus. Most of them have good pace as well.

Edit: if I didn't know the Benfica coach was Jesus, that would've sounded blasphemous, but cool :lol:
 
Somebody's head could do a Scanners in a game of football and they'd still be like "yeah I'm grand to play on"
 
Holland making this rather boring, toothless going forwards at the moment, parking the bus whenever the Argies are in possession.
 
Did a doctor even look at him?
Exactly...don't think they exactly followed the proper concussion protocols there... It'll probably take someone getting brain damaged for the rules to change.
 
On an unrelated note, fter last nights 7-1, how many goals are we on for the tournament now and what's the record?
 
They're not in Holland. They're in Brazil, where the age of consent is a nonce-censical (see what I did there?) 14.
Clearly I won't be going to Brazil to bang her, I'll find her when she's back in Holland.

Christ duffer, grow a bit of sense.
 
Looked like it hurt and he was dazed - didn't lose consciousness.
Still dangerous. Portugal's greatest cyclist ever (Joaquim Agostinho) hit a dog and fell. Got up slightly dazed, continued cycling, finished the race in apparent good form and was dead 4 hours later.