Or shagging girlfriends of team mates...
David de Gea | 2011-14 Performances
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Or shagging girlfriends of team mates...
...or his sister in law? No, only a complete thundercnut would do that.
Or he might shoot somebody.
Do we know how many years he's looking at?
Oi don't insult comic books!
some songs for De Gea;
to the tune of that piña colada song
David I'll buy you a donut
If you win us a game
Hook up with Giggsy for yoga
Race a Mini with Wayne
Raise your gloves up to the Stretty
When you make a kick save
We love you at United
Now you can never leave
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or the classic Viva type verses;
Viva De Gea, Viva De Gea
He made quite a scene
Pinching Krispy Kremes
Viva De Gea
Viva De Gea, viva De Gea
The best keepers are nuts
Out shoplifting donuts
Viva De Gea
to the tune of that piña colada song
(hope that works)
David I'll buy you a donut
If you win us a game
Hook up with Giggsy for yoga
Race a Mini with Wayne
Raise your gloves up to the Stretty
When you make a kick save
We love you at United
Now you can never leave
______
or the classic Viva type verses;
Viva De Gea, Viva De Gea
He made quite a scene
Pinching Krispy Kremes
Viva De Gea
Viva De Gea, viva De Gea
The best keepers are nuts
Out shoplifting donuts
Viva De Gea
I consider this to be a smoke screen, with the intention to establish an alibi. Rumors say that he has been observed with Coleen at the same time in what is described as an intimate courses in modern sexual habits and Spanish lifestyle.
Donut forsake me oh, my darling...
I think duffer wins the battle of the moral compass on that one.
Anyway I reckon this story is has been exaggerated to an extreme.
Or to use rhyming slang, exaggerated to a krispy kreme.
Romans?
Once he sorts out his confidence on crosses we'll have a real gem here.
One thing I've noticed, when he pulls off a wonder save, the lads (usually Evra bless his cotton socks) congratulate him. It's immediately after (usually a corner) when he seems to get nervous or makes mistakes. I bet his adrenaline shoots through the roof and that unbalances his nerves a little.
Anyhow, really looking forward to watching him become a great keeper. He seems to have almost everything already. Reflexes, positioning (bar crosses), foot work and distribution are all excellent. We always praised VDS for distribution but IMHO De Gea may be even better.
One thing I've noticed, when he pulls off a wonder save, the lads (usually Evra bless his cotton socks) congratulate him. It's immediately after (usually a corner) when he seems to get nervous or makes mistakes. I bet his adrenaline shoots through the roof and that unbalances his nerves a little.
Anyhow, really looking forward to watching him become a great keeper. He seems to have almost everything already. Reflexes, positioning (bar crosses), foot work and distribution are all excellent. We always praised VDS for distribution but IMHO De Gea may be even better.
Let's hope on the pitch he can catch balls like dognuts and keep everyone in his pocket.
I bet his eyes glazed over when the security guard was talking to him. He probably asked if he could ring the club to let them know he'd gotten in a bit of a jam.
That's a bagel isn't it? he's clearly escalating
I reckon he'll turn out to be the dog's bollocks.
I can't excuse him for this. Perhaps there wasn't a Dunkin' Donuts in the area. I can't blame him for refusing to pay for an inferior product.
What's the betting his goal is pelted with donuts tomorrow.
Hundreds and thousands to one, I would have thought.
Nothing wrong with an original glazed krispy kreme!
Obviously he just walked out forgetting to pay. Why would a millionaire (probably) not pay £1.19?
From the sounds of it, he just ate the donut in the shop, presumably he thought he could pay before leaving!
Reminds me of the time years ago when i walked into a hardware shop with a dirty old pair of leaky wellingtons on me, took them off left them on the shelf & attempted to walk out with a brand new pair only to get caught by the shopkeeper.
Getting caught stealing a pair of wellies is pretty much rock bottom.
True Brophs. I paid for them in the end though.
That's gangsta right there.
Apparently when the guard asked him why he did it he said "I donut know".
He also tried to grab a hot cross bun, but he dropped it.
So was he dropped last week against Norwich or was he injured.
If SAF said anything I missed it.
Either way I think he will be in goals at Anfield becasue Lindergaard is injured and looks likley to be out for 2 weeks.
Im hoping De Gea can deal with the pressure of playing at Anfield. Its probably going to be the most intimidating atmospher he will have played in and no doubt theat the home crowd will target him for special treatment!
If SAF said anything I missed it.
Either way I think he will be in goals at Anfield becasue Lindergaard is injured and looks likley to be out for 2 weeks.
Im hoping De Gea can deal with the pressure of playing at Anfield. Its probably going to be the most intimidating atmospher he will have played in and no doubt theat the home crowd will target him for special treatment!
The reasoning was because Lindegaard would get no games during this international week, whereas De Gea would play for Spain's U21s
What a shit articleGOT DOUGH NOW, DAVE?
Doughnut-loving football ace David De Gea strolls towards a cashpoint with his pop star girlfriend.
The £18million Manchester United goalie, 20, took blonde Edurne, 25, out shopping in Manchester and posed for a picture with a fan.
The Sun revealed last week how Spaniard De Gea took a £1.19 Krispy Kreme snack from Tesco without paying for it.
He claimed he had left the store to get cash from his car.
The Sun
But Edurne is
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