Dan "The Gardener" Ashworth Has Left | Venit, vidit, non vicit

Nothing shocks me about this festering glob of shit we've become. I'm not sure I trust anything I see or hear from anyone involved in this brand, which is all we really are any more.
 
Let’s just blame EtH. If he had won games we would have been a club with structure, great signings and a great looking future ahead of us.
Club undercut him in the summer. Players knew the club were shopping, he was dead man walking. Especially after he went to the papers wanting to keep McTominay and was forced to sell him.
 
Does the social media platform work? Is it defunct and showing signs of downward trajectory? Elon and X isn't what you think it is regardless of his personal views, X is better than it's ever been. Now to Sir Jim, you call him detached but yet wanted a structure put in place so not one single owner made the decisions. Isn't him being more detached what you wanted? He did what you all wanted and you're still complaining. It was never going to be smooth or without issues.
Twitter is a fecking cesspit and shitshow since that cnut took over, and revenues have tanked. Terrible example.
 
So what? I'd rather have the Glazers forever than for United to become a state-owned club. And that wouldn't have been a guarantee of anything either to sell our souls for. Newcastle currently, PSG both currently and overall, and City in their first few years post-2008 as well are good examples of serial mismanagement.
Well then I guess you're thrilled, enjoy it.
 
I find that pretty disrespetful to be honest, but I don't think I'm going to go further with it than that. It's a big world with a lot of opinions.

Good for you if you feel confident about this decision and the way things are being handled. If you take a look around there are a lot of people who do not share that sentiment at all.

I didn’t mean any offense by it, it’s clearly been a difficult time for the club and fans are emotionally charged. If you’re not feeling it then don’t force it.
 
Okay, I don't know what to make of this club anymore. This feels like a complete farce now. Honestly, are we a front for manatee decision making? Is this a social experiment?

The effort to get him out of Newcastle, Ratcliffe himself talking him up in interviews only to stroll in and fire the guy after less than six months in the job because of...what? He doesn't like the look of Zirkzee the last couple of games? Or is it Berrada and Ashworth that don't get along? Was Ashworth stealing pens or taking too long on the toilet in the morning?

Honestly, I want to quit this club sometimes. It just feels like an utter quagmire. Stumbling senselessly through the desert blinded by thirst, being taunted by mirage after f*cking mirage. When does it end?

This casts doubt over absolutely everything for me. Maybe that's overreacting, but I don't think so. Who is running things and making the big calls? Ratcliffe and his INEOS boys or the professionals they alleged we're now in charge? Who decided to keep Ten Hag? Bring in Amorim? Who signs the players? Who decides on flowers for the reception area? Keeps track of everyones toilet time?

God, just one month. Just a week of positive momentum with this club, where it doesn't get punctured by absurd events on or off the pitch.

I know. Fat chance.

It's just football, this shit happens. Power struggles, differences of opinion etc.. at clubs going through slumps they happen more regularly. It's easy for everyone to get along when the club is winning.

I find kind of ironic that Utd being shit is almost as entertaining off the pitch as it was when they were winning on it.
 
Let's assume Amorim could get much more out of everyone in the current squad, he would still need to replace half of them because they dont fit the profiles required.

And what happens if the Amorim system doesn't work? What do we do with those extra CBs, wingbacks, 10s, that are suddenly surplus? Or are we now a 3 at the back team post Amorim too?

If another manager did come in and play a 433, and was able to get the very best out of Rashford, Bruno or Garnacho, then at least there is a position for them. With Amorim, there likely isn't.

Unless there is a massive change in how certain players in our squad start to play, they won't ever have the attributes of some of the Sporting players. Show me who can play in the way Goncalves, Trincao, Reis, Catamo or Inacio play? Not to mention Gyokeres

This may have been Ashworths gripe.

And this is not me saying Amorim is the wrong coach. It is saying that Ashworth may have been left hung out to dry because money was spent on one type of player for a 433 and come November, Barrada brings in a coach who plays a very different one.

The idea was for the football structure to be static and the coach could be dropped in without the need of wanting XI new players to fit his system?
My point is that these players don't suit or rather do well in any tactic. If you look at other big teams' squads they wouldn't need far reaching changes to suit Amorim. Ten Hag himself couldn't play the high line because his CB combos were all one paced, Casemiro couldn't play as a single pivot and Bruno+Mount didn't work out as advanced 8s. Rashford and Garnacho in the press, the less said the better.

So my point is even if we hired a coach for the back four he'd still want five or six out because they are the wrong profiles for most modern systems. City, Arsenal and Liverpool use flexible systems that end up looking similar to Amorim's default system, City on the ball have a back 3, midfield box and advanced fullbacks.

As for having extra wingbacks; players adjust they are professional footballers unless of course they play for United. Cucurela was brought in as a wingback but isn't he playing LB in a back 4? What about Pedro Porro, couldn't Alfonso Davies, Trent Alexander Arnold et al play as wingbacks? Aren't they ideal for such roles but have built careers in back fours?

It's not that complicated, players who played for Brazil during their better days were raised to play a 3-5-2 or 3-4-3 for their national team but almost all of them had great club careers playing in back 4s. Our players are just flawed and come up short against the physical and technical demands of the modern game.
 
Shame it didn't work out as he seemed like a very professional and sensible man.

If he really was pushing for Southgate then that would be a big warning sign. Who knows what happened, I'm sure we will find out more in time.

If he wasn't aligned with Berrada, Wilcox and Amorim on the plan moving forward then maybe it will be for the best in the long run.
 
Weren’t they going to remove his transfer veto power?
Allegedly that was the big stumbling block. At which point it would've made more sense to just let him go then and there instead of triggering the extension, but since the club had already announced he'd stay and get a new contract, they had to save face somehow.
 
Well potential falling outs were always going to be a potential issue with the sporting director model, just that it usually happens between the manager and the sporting director.
I just want to focus on the football played for now, the club will eventually hire someone else, and hopefully he'll be on the same wavelength with the rest of the execs.
 
Glass half empty: they have no idea what they are doing and are flailing about.

Glass half full: there is a decade of bad decision making and rewarding mediocrity at this club and the man they employed to start making good decisions and reward excellence wanted to keep ten hag, bought poorly and wanted Southgate. They acted early and decisively.

Not sure where I fall to be honest. I think those comparing this decision to something the Glazers would do are wrong, the would dither and hold onto him even if it wasn’t working.
I want to believe this, but if it's really about Ashworth getting the boot because he wanted to bring in Southgate or some British manager, then wouldn't those kind of discussions need to happen before he was hired in the first place? Surely, a DoF has to sell his vision to the owners before he is even hired? There's no way INEOS come out of this looking good in any way.

I agree, however, about what the Glazers would have done. They would let him stay on and fester. If Ratcliffe/INEOS are going to be making decisive decisions, then at the very least we will know sooner rather than later if they are going to be any good for this club, unlike the Glazers who let things rot to such an extent that any kind of dismissal / appointment seems like a success all by itself.
 
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I hope the moral police officers that demonised Sheikh takeover are happy now. The circus continues.

Wouldn't have made a difference if all those people walked around with a Jassim face mask. They didn't have a proper bid, Glazers were looking for what Jim offered and the few that were vocal online against have sod all to do with it. Majority of polls wanted the Sheikh or were happy someone else was running the club either way.
 
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As for Ashworth I didnt rate him highly from Newcastle and it hadnt worked yet here either, so happy to see him leave
What were you expecting from him so far? He came in during the middle of the window so although our transfer window looks mixed it is still surely too early to judge what is supposed to be a long term appointment. If we are judging anyone it should be ineos who seem to be a complete shambles

Any halfway competent outfit would surely have questioned the wisdom of spending so much money to support ten hag when his job was on the lind
 
Wouldn't have made a difference if all those people walked around with a Jassim face mask. They didn't have a proper bid, Glazers we're looking for what Jim offered and the few that were vocal online against have sod all to do with it. Majority of polls wanted the Sheikh or were happy someone else was running the club either way.
Exactly, unfortunately there was no good alternative that came up through the glazers process
 
What were you expecting from him so far? He came in during the middle of the window so although our transfer window looks mixed it is still surely too early to judge what is supposed to be a long term appointment. If we are judging anyone it should be ineos who seem to be a complete shambles

Any halfway competent outfit would surely have questioned the wisdom of spending so much money to support ten hag when his job was on the lind

We cant fire Ineos

We had to sign players we believed in regardless of whether the manager stayed
 
Well - it's getting quite clear that Ratcliffe and his men are completely incompetent at their job
 
Wouldn't have made a difference if all those people walked around with a Jassim face mask. They didn't have a proper bid, Glazers we're looking for what Jim offered and the few that were vocal online against have sod all to do with it. Majority of polls wanted the Sheikh or were happy someone else was running the club either way.
So Man United were up for sale and only one person made a proper bid. How does that happen.
 
Yep. It meant the running of the club was on some kind of complicated, technical impassé and hiatus, and I'm pretty sure that is the situation that led to Ten Hag not being replaced in summer.

The club was hindered by the reality of lame duck executives shadowed by not-yet executives since winter, after a year of being hindered by lame duck owners shadowed by not-yet owners.
Let's look forward and hope that an upheaval at such a pivotal role is not needed anymore for a while.
Exactly. We've been held back in making big decisions for way too long since the Glazers made their sale announcement. It's put the club behind. Waiting on the sale and then waiting on Ashworth and Berrada.
 
I remember posting on here asking about a possible “too many chefs in the kitchen” scenario occurring.

I think the best thing, and this is now with hindsight, would have been to hire Berrada and let him start looking for a technical director etc. Can’t really blame INEOS for trying to get the dream team ready from the summer thou.

It’s very similar to City. Remember when they got took over. The first 2-3 windows were just filled with trying to sign the world’s best players but with United it was just trying to build the dream structure. Inevitable they had a few Robinho’s, and I suppose the same applies with hiring a bunch of directors etc.

I do think/hope in the long term the swiftness of how United acted is the positive.
I agree.

INEOS fecked up by not allowing Berrarda to select the Sporting director. And it seems they went ahead and selected people for positions at the club who weren't compatible with each other. So it's hard to align something when executives at the top of the chain like Ratcliffe and Brailsford make blunders to begin with and start to select people who they think are best in class without understanding how it may effect the running of the structure as far as stability goes. I thought they would've learned this by now after their countless blunders at OGC Nice but unfortunately not.

It's not a case of having too many cooks but rather it's about people who don't understand football at the highest level.

And I don't know if Ashworth wanted Southgate but I wouldn't believe bullshitters like Luckhurst and Alex Crook who have regularly been wrong about things surrounding the club.

What this again proves is that the most successful football structures are made up of groups of people who get along with each other. So it's no surprise to see that people in power at football clubs who are employed to work directly or indirectly developing the football side want to work with people who they know and are comfortable with. This is something that Ratcliffe and Brailsford need to understand quickly or things will get ugly if something like this repeats itself again.
 
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I agree.

INEOS fecked up by not allowing Berrarda to select the Sporting director. And it seems they went ahead and selected people for positions at the club who weren't compatible with each other. So it's hard to align something when executives at the top of the chain like Ratcliffe and Brailsford make blunders to begin with and start to select people who they think are best in class without understanding how it may effect the running of the structure as far stability goes. I thought they would've learned this by now after their countless blunders at OGC Nice but unfortunately not.

It's not a case of having too many cooks but rather it's about people who don't understand football at the highest level.

And I don't know if Ashworth wanted Southgate but I wouldn't believe bullshitters like Luckhurst and Alex Crook who have regularly been wrong about things surrounding the club.

What this again proves is that the most successful football structures are made up of groups of people who get along with each other. So it's no surprise to see that people in power at football clubs who are employed to work directly or indirectly developing the football side want to work with people who they know and are comfortable with. This is something that Ratcliffe and Brailsford need to understand quickly or things will get ugly if something like this repeats itself again.

this
 

Ashworth: "Ok Ok I got the jist"
SJR: "Seriously Dan, we need to get the best in class and don't forget that we're on a budget. Now whom do you suggest as our new CB signing?"
Ashworth: "Jarrad Branthwaite. He's available for 80m and he can even make Rashford look good"
 
So we have the following:
1. INEOS purchasing a minority stake but taking control of footballing operations.
2. Hiring “best in class” executives, paying release clauses to competing clubs
3. Dithering over replacing ETH, interviewing other candidates, before flying to meet Ten Hag to tell him in person he still has a job.
4. Brailsford bragging about leaving Monaco to “fix” the club
5. Extending ETH’s contract for a year, only to sack him within two months of the season starting
6. Hiring in new assistant coaches only to sack them along with Ten Hag
7. Spending 200m on more ex-Ten Hag players / Ten Hag choices, only to hire a coach that has a defined 3-4-2-1 system, which most of these players don’t fit.
8. Sacking one of the “best in class” executives after 5 months.
9. We’re 13th in the table

I have to say, I said in June after the ETH fiasco that it’s a little bit of a Glazers 2.0 feeling. And here we are…

I mean it shouldn’t be a massive shock they’ve failed in France and Switzerland with their other clubs I seen this coming before it was even finalised

We’re so desperate for the Glazers to feck off that standard practices like hiring football people is seen as a massive revelation when 90% of clubs in Europe have had these people in place for over a decade

The club is a complete farce from top to bottom
 
Incredible that we spent more time trying to get him / he spent more time on gardening leave than actually being in the job with us.

Not shocked that he is leaving, however. Always felt like a questionable appointment
 
Incredible that we spent more time trying to get him / he spent more time on gardening leave than actually being in the job with us.

Not shocked that he is leaving, however. Always felt like a questionable appointment
I'm a bit out of the loop so I genuinely ask what makes you think it was a questionable appointment to begin with?