Daily Mail

[Jippy]

I do love my local rag though.

They reached new heights the other day, after a local swan was shot, by making a story out of a video of one of my friends really really stoned reading jokes to a swan.

http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...rge-the-swan/story-30085852-detail/story.html

Jesus, strange moment of local fame.

 

[Sassy Colin]

@Jippy my lot aren't covering themselves in glory recently...

Watch the disgusting moment a Cheltenham loo is pushed over with someone inside it

One racegoer got more than he bargained for when he recently visited Cheltenham.

All caught on video, it shows a man using a portable loo at the most recent racing meeting on New Year's Day.

http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...ne-inside-it/story-30090182-detail/story.html

Why was some guy just randomly filming a portaloo at the exact moment someone decided to knock it over? I reckon he was in on the joke, the bastard.

 

[Sweet Square]

 

[Untied]

 

[Snowjoe]

Oh my god

 

[Ubik]

Trump Draws is branching out.

 

[SteveJ]

Readers are going to need a strong carrier bag to carry that 'free David Hockney'.

 

[Dobba]

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

 

[Untied]

Trump Draws is branching out.

Don't give me ideas to waste time on

 

[Sassy Colin]

@Niall

 

[RedSky]

Is this a joke?

 

[Jippy]

 

[Kentonio]

Seems legit..

 

[Jippy]

Seems legit..

There's a lot going on in that story.

 

[Snowjoe]

@Jippy our local mundane countryside news is going mainstream these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290

An "ugly" yellow car blamed for ruining tourists' photographs in a picturesque Cotswold village has been targeted by vandals.

However, the defiant 84-year-old said if the car was too expensive to repair, he would buy a replacement - in lime green.

 

[Dan]

@Jippy our local mundane countryside news is going mainstream these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290

An "ugly" yellow car blamed for ruining tourists' photographs in a picturesque Cotswold village has been targeted by vandals.

However, the defiant 84-year-old said if the car was too expensive to repair, he would buy a replacement - in lime green.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

@Jippy our local mundane countryside news is going mainstream these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290

An "ugly" yellow car blamed for ruining tourists' photographs in a picturesque Cotswold village has been targeted by vandals.

However, the defiant 84-year-old said if the car was too expensive to repair, he would buy a replacement - in lime green.

Selfish feckheads, the guy actually lives there but boohoo his car is ruining their pritty wittle howiday photomagraphs? Get fecked you twats, you're ruining the area for the locals that have their quiet afternoons disturbed by you gimps wandering about in front of their homes.

 

[SteveJ]

Pijjy goes into Meltdown 2017/18

 

[Snowjoe]

Selfish feckheads, the guy actually lives there but boohoo his car is ruining their pritty wittle howiday photomagraphs? Get fecked you twats, you're ruining the area for the locals that have their quiet afternoons disturbed by you gimps wandering about in front of their homes.

Totally agree. I know the village well and all the coach loads of tourists treat it like their little model village without understanding that's actually where people live. That guy can park wherever the feck he wants.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Pijjy goes into Meltdown 2017/18

Totally agree. I know the village well and all the coach loads of tourists treat it like their little model village without understanding that's actually where people live. That guy can park wherever the feck he wants.

It's the false sense of entitlement that these people must have - they probably think the residents are workers or performance artists to make the tourist trap look authentic.

 

[SteveJ]

Just like ArsenalFanTV then.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Ffs

 

[Jippy]

@Jippy our local mundane countryside news is going mainstream these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290

An "ugly" yellow car blamed for ruining tourists' photographs in a picturesque Cotswold village has been targeted by vandals.

However, the defiant 84-year-old said if the car was too expensive to repair, he would buy a replacement - in lime green.

Seem to remember his car being in the news a couple of years ago. Feel bad for the guy. He should replace it with a Sherman tank.

 

[Jippy]

The horror...

Shopping trolley left in parking bay at busy Frome supermarket caught on camera

http://www.somersetlive.co.uk/shopp...ht-on-camera/story-30107198-detail/story.html

 

[SteveJ]

That's my convertible, that is.

 

[Snowjoe]

Seem to remember his car being in the news a couple of years ago. Feel bad for the guy. He should replace it with a Sherman tank.

Someone nearby actually has a tank in his field that points out over the road.

 

[Jippy]

Someone nearby actually has a tank in his field that points out over the road.

Driving a tank will be one of the most fun things you'll ever do in your life- it's well worth it. Just a shame it didn't have a functioning cannon or whatever they call it.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

That's my convertible, that is.

#fourwheeldrivewankers

 

[Penna]

Seem to remember his car being in the news a couple of years ago. Feel bad for the guy. He should replace it with a Sherman tank.

I remember the story too, the village is very chocolate-boxy. The part where everyone wants to take their pics is right where the old bloke lives.

 

[Jippy]

I remember the story too, the village is very chocolate-boxy. The part where everyone wants to take their pics is right where the old bloke lives.

I just can't comprehend the level of anger over a bloody holiday snap that would provoke such an act of vandalism. Bizarre.

In other news, this made me smile.

Devon woman finds face inside her pepper

http://www.exeterexpressandecho.co....e-her-pepper/story-30109324-detail/story.html

 

[Dan]

Nigel Farage is sharing his £4million bachelor pad with the foxy French former waitress involved in a dodgy £400,000 EU donation to UKIP - while his German second wife stays at home with the kids

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4192022/Nigel-Farage-sharing-pad-French-politician.html

Now that's a headline.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Heavily pregnant Tori Spelling, 43, wears just a bra as she shows off her bare baby belly

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...hows-bare-burgeoning-belly.html#ixzz4XuOEyL1O

Spoiler: Pregnant woman wearing 'just a bra'.

 

[Member 39557]

Heavily pregnant Tori Spelling, 43, wears just a bra as she shows off her bare baby belly

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...hows-bare-burgeoning-belly.html#ixzz4XuOEyL1O

Spoiler: Pregnant woman wearing 'just a bra'.

What the feck has she done to her face. It looks like Nick Park made her out of plasticine!

 

[Snowjoe]

Driving a tank will be one of the most fun things you'll ever do in your life- it's well worth it. Just a shame it didn't have a functioning cannon or whatever they call it.

So yellow car man has just made it to the Jeremy Vine show. What is journalism coming to

 

[Jippy]

So yellow car man has just made it to the Jeremy Vine show. What is journalism coming to

Jesus, thought he was a relatively po-faced serious sort too.

 

[Jippy]

Taxi driver: 'Sorry I'm speeding- my passengers are breaking wind and it stinks'


http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne..._passengers_are_breaking_wind_and_it_stinks_/

 

[Jippy]

Who's going to admit to discovering this problem? @rimaldo

Ann Summers recalls sex toy following problems with 'prolonged use'

http://www.nottinghampost.com/ann-s...rolonged-use/story-30118460-detail/story.html

 

[SteveJ]

Wikipedia bans Daily Mail as 'unreliable' source

Readers' comments:

Tomorrow's Mail front page: WIKIPEDIA CAUSES CANCER

WIKIPEDIA CAUSES HOUSE PRICES TO PLUMMET

WIKIPEDIA IS UNEMPLOYED AND LIVES IN EIGHT BEDROOM MANSION WITH FLAT SCREEN TVS PAID FOR BY JOBSEEKER BENEFITS

WIKIPEDIA REVEALED AS 'REMOANER'

LEGGY BLONDE, WIKIPEDIA, SPEAKING FROM HER £2.4 MILLION COUNCIL HOUSE PAID FOR BY THE BRITISH TAXPAYER, IS HAVING HER THIRD BOOB JOB ON THE NHS

Out of TOUCH internet ELITES Wikipedia snubs Britain's FAVOURITE NEWSPAPER

WIKIPEDIA'S AMPLE ASSETS AND PERT DERRIERE LOOKING WORSE FOR WEAR AFTER A NIGHT ON THE TILES

WIKIPEDIA: ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

QUEEN BACKS WIKIPEDIA BAN: 'STAMP OUT SICKO FOREIGN WEB-SHITE', SAYS OUR LIZ

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...s-daily-mail-as-unreliable-source-for-website