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She's brilliant, she started going out with Neil Gaiman (her now husband) when she sent him a book full of naked photos for him to caption. Her gigs are quite fun too, she knows how to entertain and excite crowds - she's the type who once the gig is over joins the fans outside for a sing-along too.
 
That is sadly true and some of the comments they get are always a bit paedogeddon too.
 
:confused:Clean clothes cause cancer now?
 
Everything does, apparently, chief.
 
Today's scary story from the Mail:

Could your TV be making you infertile?
 
Today's blasphemous headline:

Watch out, Jesus! Turn any fruit juice into an alcoholic drink using just a powder


 
How many pictures of Miley Cyrus did they include in their inevitable article about how outraged they were by her performance? I'd imagine a lot.
 
Eleventy billion.

I was more offended by Robin Thicke's suit. And his success.
 
Today's blasphemous headline:

Watch out, Jesus! Turn any fruit juice into an alcoholic drink using just a powder


It made me laugh that half the comments were saying 'yeah, yeast has been around for centuries' and the other half were outraged, yelling 'I dar you to say that about Mohammed'.
 
Today's Mail exclusive:

Are you afraid of CRUMPETS?
Experts say most people fear clusters of holes because our ancestors were taught to avoid them

 
I love crumpets, especially the holes, but I'm a dirty foreigner so make of that what you will.
 
Today's Mail exclusive:

Are you afraid of CRUMPETS?
Experts say most people fear clusters of holes because our ancestors were taught to avoid them


We've had a thread about that and it was quite popular. Some of the pics that were posted were weirdly fascinating.
 
It's certainly an interesting question. Personally I'm not afraid of crumpets and have never heard anyone mention being as such, but doubtless more fieldwork is required what with the newly discovered ancestral hole phobia connection.
 
I posted a while ago on here that a pattern of holes creeped me out. Never had a problem with crumpets saying that.
 
Why would holes freak out our ancestors?
 
Tomorrows headline

Migrant influx fuels new crisis in schools
 
I don't think so.

From his site:

He writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun, but is better known for his role on the BBC TV show Top Gear.
 
Today, the Mail's published photos of the gulags & tales of prisoners having their teeth smashed with iron bars...which is apparently somehow related to Ed Miliband's father's circle who were 'apologists for the Bolsheviks'. Shameless stuff, of course. It's only right that some attention is focused on left-wing defenders of Stalin's appalling rule - Martin Amis's so-so book Koba the Dread makes this point time & again - but the timing of the Mail's 'outrage' is, shall we say, suggestive.