Cristiano Ronaldo

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"Cristiano, come back for good! I can get you discounts at nandos!":lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Alonso looks so pissed at him when he says "even if you're taking orders from the special one!"
 
Happy endings never happen.

We need to go watch the game here
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Is Sarni like a god, with the power to influence the outcome of games simply by talking about them?

We all are. We were talking about winning the league and look - City beat Villa.
 
I really hope there's no United fans wearing Ronaldo shirts tonight. We shouldn't even be applauding him before kick off.

Yeah we should, it's the first time he's been back and deserves an applause. But that's it, only before the game.

Nothing during the game because at the end of the day, he's here to kill our Treble dream off and is capable of doing so.
 
If we were comfortably cruising against Madrid then I'd hope we'd be too busy singing the names of the players who put us in that position.
 
The devil is white and called cristiano?
 
Guys...we have a problem.

The boss said that the new devil is arriving.
 
"They say...I'm on the bench 'cos of him..."
 
Invisible in the 1st half, downright poor in the 2nd half (considering the amount of shots he had). Well taken goal, but Higuaín made it.
 
so ronaldo fecked us again

i hope i've got pregnant and that the baby has his face

i will call him "cnut" in his father's honour

Once in a while, it's funny. Stop the fecking parody. It's a fecking disgrace that we lost today. If he was the second best player in the world, then surely Ryan Giggs is the first.
 
Did a great job over the 2 legs to minimise his impact yet he still got 2 goals.

Nice respect by not celebrating either goals.
 
I swear there was one time when he could have smashed it on goal and he just meekly slid to De Gea. It was weird.
 
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