Cristiano Ronaldo
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Coupled with Madrids new found wet dreams over Gareth Bale and the fact that we all really REALLY want him back home.
I really don't think the planets could be more aligned over this if they tried!!
This has been nailed on for months. The surprising thing is how the press have pretty much managed to miss it.
Has this not been moved to the United Football Forum yet?
It couldn't be more rON
I do hope you are wum'ing?
We should really move this to the transfer forum now, its clear. ITS ON!
You don't know friendlytramp? Look up his previous posts, he's a marvel, a jewel of the Caf.
This is so on that it's gone right round to being off again.
But there seems little point in moving it to the transfer forum, only to have to move it to the United forum very shortly afterwards.
friendlytramp said it's on, that's all you really need to see to know for sure that it's not.
I'd love to get excited about this. I just can't
I'm excited enough to cover you, it's ok.
Sort yourself out, Stu.
Yes.
Oh, erm, right, I've just put £20 on it happening.
Got to play muppet at some point, might as well be now. Though I went straight back into I don't think it is actually happening again once I read Paddy said rumoured, not knew.Calm and composed.
He came back to pick up a few boxes of Yorkshire Tea.
Right...
Seeing as someone's uncle's best mate's teacher's son, who appears to be ITK, told a caftards dead dog that it's a done deal, I'm sure you can understand the state I'm in at the moment.
Thanks for the memories Ronnie.
So does no one care about a midfield signing any more?
We're not little kids anymore, we don't believe in stuff like that.
It's happening though Vats. We have a number 7 shirt waiting for someone who refuses to sign a new contract. Can you say....Donkey Kong?!You're right, this is definitely more realistic. No sarcasm.
If we are going to sign a midfielder, then I don't think Ronaldo coming would change that.
Now you are getting in the spirit of thingsI think this may be what's happened. So excited was Ronaldo about signing for us again, he accidentally tore every single contract we offered him with the vigour with which he attempted to apply his signature.
We're just waiting for Woodward to print off some fresh ones now. Sadly he took a wrong turn in one of the corridors and has vanished again.
Ronodoms > Durex.
'Guaranteed extra width, pace, finesse and penetration'
New improved model, now with less risk of dribble.
Ronodoms > Durex.
'Guaranteed extra width, pace, finesse and penetration'
Lethal in the box
Brilliant
You'd hope not. That's a serious design flaw.
We'll announce the signing after this week's internationals are done 
RonaldON!
Yes, I am working...
Heart tells me it's on, head tells me this is the transfer equivalent of Villa chanting "Let's pretend we scored a goal".
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