just sign the fecker...
Cristiano Ronaldo
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I bet that's what Dave said to Ed.
Ask a Liverpool fan.
What's this shit? I wake and maybe someone saw a dude that looked like Ronaldo at an airport somewhere
Ronodoms > Durex.
'Guaranteed extra width, pace, finesse and penetration'
'Guaranteed extra width, pace, finesse and penetration'
Likewise.it's fecking on.
Holy mother of Jesus it's on
Nothing like a second wind meltdown
I really, really want to join in with the rest of you in whipping it out and tugging myself off into the night sky to give thanks to the god of muppetry.
...but I just can't put myself through this again.
So I'm just going to say, I fecking hope it's on.At some point, somebody is going to snap, and is only going to be able to say "Ronaldo" in all future posts.
The caf will overflow with ejaculate
just got back, whats going on?
Ronaldo.
I think we should all assume this is a done deal until we hear otherwise.
Holy shit...how did I miss this..please God let it be
Please please oooh god pleaseeeeeeeeee
Can someone fill me in on what has set everyone off again? Is it something serious, or everyone just jumping at something tiny again?
According to Paddy Crerand and some other muppets, Ronaldo landed at Manchester airport at some point yesterday. Hence the hysteria.
In fairness to Crerand, he only said he heard a rumour that Ronaldo was seen at Manchester airport, everyone else just ran with it, skipping the rumour word, of course.
According to Paddy's sons friend.
Someone go and check the flight manifest. This best not turn out like ed's flight home
Who knew that the Austrailia - Manchester flight passed through the Bermuda Triangle?
Well it's kinda odd that the rumor started on the 10th anniversary of the day united signed him.
Imagine waking up tomorrow to see Ronaldo has signed for United...as a club ambassador.
Why the hell did Valencia have to go change his number now.
OH Come on!!! I was really hoping you would mess with this one!!!
why would he go to tesco when he has come for a short official trip?
I woke up this morning and realised that we've all fallen for a 'spotted in Manchester' rumour 
For such a high profile transfer, there's no way we'd fly one of the most recognisable faces on the planet into Manchester without both clubs publicly announcing a deal.
Maybe he's back to see Fergie and wish him well in his recovery?
To buy milk and bread
What news this morning?
Seen at Tesco. We are trying to work out what he was buying.
Sandwich bags and pringles I reckon. Setting himself for a top weekend in Manchester.
Sandwich bags and pringles I reckon. Setting himself for a top weekend in Manchester.
Oh its so on!
I have to go to work, but "too much water kills the plant".
Why are you guys doing this to yourselves.
So true, we just love it I guess.
RonaldON
He'd almost certainly be feb into Barton on a private flight, to avoid the media
I woke up this morning and realised that we've all fallen for a 'spotted in Manchester' rumour
No one would ever have entertained it if Valencia hadn't vacated that shirt!
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