Paddy Crerand @PatCrerand: "You all know my thoughts on Ronaldo but its just rumours. Love to see him back "
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Manchester obviously
Now you're pulling my leg, tens?
Pffft, you couldn't even think of a believable figure.
Spastics.
Don't sit on the fence Solly, let us know how you really feel.
Yeah, I exaggerated quite a bit there. City don't even get them numbers.
true.
Oh, no, they sell out every week but most go in fancy dress. Some of them don't join in but the rest dress as empty seats. It's quite brilliant really, they've got quite convincing outfits.
This will be Ronaldo week. I can feel it down in my plums 
Has nobody suggested we call it Ronalday yet?
Sir Alex?
Can I have a go and see if I can feel it in your plums too?This will be Ronaldo week. I can feel it down in my plums
Have you even heard him? Thick mancunian accent.
Jaysus, they must get blue ones made special. Dedication, that.
For the rest of the league, it may as well be Cristianoween.
If this happens, it means that; Yes, city may well have gone out and bought Jesus himself...
... But we'll get the second coming.
Feck, I've gone full muppet.
... But we'll get the second coming.
Feck, I've gone full muppet.
He'd still exist, we aren't talking about rewriting history. Maybe renaming a few Scottish cities though. For example, Edinburgh is pretty easy to spell as it is, but it's pretty clear it should actually be spelt Edinborough. Glasgow is alright, although not "Glaswegians", from now on you are all "English." Dundee has been taken by the Australians so that'll need a new name. Dunchester. Anyway if we keep on going like this Scotland will be English in no time.
This got me good.
I like it
the calm before the calm.
It all becomes clear why Madrid are after Bale then!
You absolute shower of fecking cabbages..why do you keep falling for this shit?
Cos they are muppets, wonderful transfer muppets.
Please stop ruining Cristianomas Rolandodam. So what if we believe in something greater than Nani? We aren't hurting anyone. We have come here to talk about our faith and await the return.
This thread's title 
Uh-oh, what's going on lads...?
Oh glorious day.
It's my birthday tomorrow. Meant to be.
I think this is the one transfer that I'd end up pulling my cock off over.
All day long.
Why are you guys doing this to yourselves.
Paddy says on MUTV that he heard a rumour that Ronaldo was spotted at Manchester airport.
Twitter: Paddy Crerand confirms Ronaldo landed at Manchester airport.
Twitter: Paddy Crerand confirms Ronaldo landed at Manchester airport.
It's rON
So erm?? To the transfer thread? Dwayne?????
My sisters mate posted on Facebook that she saw Ronaldo in Tesco in Cheadle two hours ago! ON!!!
It's so obvious that this is happening. Is there any way to unburn a football shirt?
It's definitely happening Ronaldmorrow.
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