Cristiano Ronaldo

[holdsteady]

MUFC on his shirt
Rooney's bald head leaving
Three years of Bebe
Never stopped me dreaming
He's coming home he's coming home
He's coming

 

[Godfather]

Nothing on Animal Planet yet.

Probably racist

 

[Carl]

Worst. Post. Ever.

 

[Woodzy]

I'm giving up stepovers for Ronodom.

 

[JakeC]

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  Crackers
  "Paddy Crerand just said it on MUTV, Ronaldo flew into Manchester on a private jet today."
  
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  HOLY feckBALLS OF AWESOMENESS. I can't take this.

 

[Sixpence]

Was Manchester damaged?

 

[JakeC]

Shit, the Valencia #25 makes sense again.

 

[Lynk]

This is embarrassing.

 

[The White Pele]

On my Facebook news feed:

"Manchester United added a photo to their timeline, 32 minutes ago"

Spoiler

 

[BD]

RTÉ have been quiet so far lads.

 

[Godfather]

Shit, the Valencia #25 makes sense again.

Forgot about that. Also Rios tweet could have been a pisstake. I'm on the train to muppetville

 

[dev1l]

RTÉ have been quiet so far lads.

Someone must have lost the key of the whiskey cabinet

 

[Lynk]

On my Facebook news feed:

"Manchester United added a photo to their timeline, 32 minutes ago"

Spoiler

That's an awful cutting job.

 

[17Larsson]

This is embarrassing.

Lynk is getting a bit embarrassed here lads, can you's talk about something else?

 

[Livewire1974]

I have a feeling Paddy Crerand was told to put that message out. The #7 shirt, the photo on the facebook page, its all adding up. I am normally not a transfer muppet, but something looks like it might be happening.

 

[Rolandofgilead]

This is embarrassing.

Don't pretend you're not refreshing this page every few seconds with your cock out

 

[Scrumpet]

Ronodom conjures up a disturbing image in my head.

 

[Godfather]

As long as Rodger the Rum man wont confirm it I won't believe shit though

 

[QuackQuack]

On my Facebook news feed:

"Manchester United added a photo to their timeline, 32 minutes ago"

Spoiler

Twats, they are playing with my emtions.

 

[Crackers]

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  21:53​
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  Crackers
  "Paddy Crerand just said it on MUTV, Ronaldo flew into Manchester on a private jet today."
  
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  HOLY feckBALLS OF AWESOMENESS. I can't take this.

 

[swooshboy]

Nando's. I met him back in 2004 at the Nando's in Didsbury, it tickles his taste buds.

Sauce?

 

[evra]

We have more chance of signing Fabregas, I hope you all know that.

 

[Woodzy]

On my Facebook news feed:

"Manchester United added a photo to their timeline, 32 minutes ago"

Spoiler

feck

It's times like this where the kermit gifs are truly needed.

 

[swooshboy]

Nike's head office in England is in Sunderland. Of course they probably have some sort of office in Manchester too.

Nike's UK head office is in London - it used to be in Sunderland, but moved south.

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Ronodom? Not Quanziano Ronukkah?

 

[Damien]

Ronodom? Not Quanziano Ronukkah?

No, that'd just be silly.

 

[swooshboy]

I guess it makes sense that a company based in US will have a big office in Manchester and one of it's star athlete will come and meet them personally for a meeting. Absolutely makes sense.

Nike has offices in countries other than just the US - and the athletes will come to those offices for meetings.

So it does make sense actually.

 

[Livewire1974]

Surely Nike would be travelling to meet Ronaldo? Gives the Nike lads the opportunity to party in Madrid ( its a great city for that).

 

[holyland red]

This one needs to be concluded pronto so we can focus on the Fellaini signing

 

[PeteReDevil]

Question is; is he calm?

 

[Woodzy]

I definitely prefer Ronukkah.

 

[swooshboy]

What would Ronaldo actually discuss at a Nike meeting? Football boot colour schemes?

Players who have their own boot will have frequent meetings to discuss new models, colorways. They will give their feedback on designs, test prototypes. Not all of these require a face to face meeting, but some will.

 

[Shane88]

He still could've flown to Manchester though, right?

 

[17Larsson]

He still could've flown to Manchester though, right?

Right

 

[That'sHernandez]

He still could've flown to Manchester though, right?

Defo, it's like a two hour flight.

 

[17Larsson]

He has his bag packed and everything in that photo

 

[Scorpy]

Woodward clearly is in that backpack.

 

[Tomalonge]

Please let this be true, my poor dog can't take another kicking.

 

[Woodzy]

Agreed. That's like someone taking a picture of me in my house this morning then claiming I didn't go to work today. Means feck all.

 

[One Night Only]

So, should I put Ronaldo in my lineup for the lineups game?