Cristiano Ronaldo

[KiD MoYeS]

"Well...that's...me...fecked...then."

 

[MUFCgal]

..

 

[SteveJ]

Sell Roobey, sign Rooney.

 

[Gambit]

Rooney won't be leaving either. The three R's up front. It's cheating.

 

[RonaldoVII]

Consider me interested

 

[Spoony]

At least the Eric Steele thread can take a rest now.

 

[Damien]

Didnt we sign him towards the end of the summer after a friendly with Sporting?

Yeah, it was in August. Here's the thread at the time: https://www.redcafe.net/f9/bbc-man-united-sign-young-ronaldo-according-portuguese-tv-28752/

 

[LARulz]

Did anyone actually see that tweet?

 

[Ramshock]

you bastards stop fecking with peoples hopes and dreams

 

[RDCR07]

RVP

Rooney------Kagawa------Ronaldo​

Now that is drool worthy

 

[Gambit]

Did anyone actually see that tweet?

What tweet. that thing at the top, thats all bull. We're still signing Ronaldo though.

 

[jeston]

"footyjokes"

 

[17Larsson]

So who's this guy? I don't watch much foreign football

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

RVP

Rooney------Kagawa------Ronaldo​

Now that is drool worthy

 

[Shane88]

You should have cut off the top end of the picture

Footyjokes is a reliable ITK.

 

[RDCR07]

You should have cut off the top end of the picture

I suck at doing all that. If the mods know how to do it, then by all means.

 

[MUFCgal]

I think I'll cry a little if he comes back

 

[Summit]

Isn't he CR9 now anyway?

He was for a short while, until he took Raúl's number.

 

[Eyepopper]

Holy feck balls.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Also Dwayne, damn you to hell for advocating the creation of this thread.

Let the spamming begin!

 

[KiD MoYeS]

I am very happy to be signing for the best team in the World, and I'm especially proud to be the first Portuguese ever to join Manchester United.

Ten years ago.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Also Dwayne, damn you to hell for advocating the creation of this thread.

Let the spamming begin!

R2D2 was good enough to PM me first to see if it would be a problem.

 

[Spoony]

I'd rather we sign Fellaini but there you go.

 

[Snow]

FFS. Fergie finally leaves yet we keep on signing wingers and being linked with strikers.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

This thread has the official Rio Ferby and Wayne Roobey seal of approval lads.

 

[Summit]

Ahhhhhhh. Finally. It begins.

It will be a long summer.

 

[Relevated]

He's way past it, been weeks since he scored and I predict a horrible month or so for him. Let's not risk it.

 

[RDCR07]

This thread has the official Rio Ferby and Wayne Roobey seal of approval lads.

Yeah it does:

Wayne Roobey ‏@WayneRoobey 21 May

It's on like a donkey kong #BringBackRonaldo

Rio Ferdinand ‏@rioferby5 51m
Just off the phone to @Cristiano ..... Let's get #BringBackRonaldo trending!

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

I'd rather we sign Fellaini but there you go.

We can sign him too..and Jovetic!

 

[The Don]

cnuts. I fecking nearly cried with joy at reading that shite, til I realised it was a WUM. You can all feck off to hell.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

He's way past it, been weeks since he scored and I predict a horrible month or so for him. Let's not risk it.

He's not as good as a midget argie so he can't be that good.

 

[RDCR07]

cnuts. I fecking nearly cried with joy at reading that shite, til I realised it was a WUM. You can all feck off to hell.

You dont know that!

 

[SteveJ]

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Christ, Steve.

 

[Spoony]

We can sign him too..and Jovetic!

I think I'll cry if we sign Fellaini, tears of joy perhaps?

 

[Summit]

cnuts. I fecking nearly cried with joy at reading that shite, til I realised it was a WUM. You can all feck off to hell.

It's on like donkey kong, Don.

 

[RDCR07]

#Waitbythewindow.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Guess what?



He can do it at Stoke!

 

[Ekeke]

Azif

 

[TheSamulator]

FFS Steve, you've got far too much time on your hands.