Can't be real. Surely to feck that can't be real? Real people (not actors) don't talk like that, do they?
He sounds like a complete bell end.
He sounds like a complete bell end.
Cristiano Ronaldo
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I've pledged. I've a baby daughter being born in October and I don't want her growing up in a world in which Ronaldo plays for any other team but United.
#bringronaldohome
#bringronaldohome
Screw it, I've bought 10.
Not really...
Not really...
This campaign will surely have no effect? If he's going to come back it will be because massive deal has been struck between the clubs, bit because of some cringeworthy video appeal.
That's fecking awesome.
Off to make one of these for Rooney if he leaves.
I've still yet to see a decent explanation of how they expect to get past the fact that when you buy a shirt, the money goes to Nike, not the club. You'd think before they started getting people to pledge thousands of pounds, they might have checked that the idea actually worked.
EDIT: Also, imagine the awkward moment when, somehow, this actually raises the money for the club.
Ronaldo: 'Ah, yeah... this is kind of embarrassing but... I'm actually fine here, to be honest. They're paying me feckloads of money - and I've only been moping about a bit to try and force them to pay me more. Me and my family are nicely settled in here. Plus it's sunny - does this tan look like something I could maintain in Manchester? So, thanks but no thanks. Maybe you should buy Gareth Bale with the money instead, he's pale as feck.'
EDIT: Also, imagine the awkward moment when, somehow, this actually raises the money for the club.
Ronaldo: 'Ah, yeah... this is kind of embarrassing but... I'm actually fine here, to be honest. They're paying me feckloads of money - and I've only been moping about a bit to try and force them to pay me more. Me and my family are nicely settled in here. Plus it's sunny - does this tan look like something I could maintain in Manchester? So, thanks but no thanks. Maybe you should buy Gareth Bale with the money instead, he's pale as feck.'
Nike is delighted.
2 million?
Cal? has that many already under his bed.
Cal? has that many already under his bed.
He doesn't even need a tan for typing out hard.
Given SU were unable to mobilise the global fan base to buy enough shares to block the Glazer takeover, it would be kind of perverse if we now raised enough to bring Ronaldo home. It would probably cost as much as a blocking stake would have.
I'm almost certainly being thick but... what?
I've still no idea how this would even work.
These lads raise the money.
Hand it over to United. "Now, you promise you'll use this money to fund Ronaldo's return?" Glazer responds with "Well, heck yes, I'd love to see Christopher return to our franchise."
"Release the hounds, lower the debt."
These lads raise the money.
Hand it over to United. "Now, you promise you'll use this money to fund Ronaldo's return?" Glazer responds with "Well, heck yes, I'd love to see Christopher return to our franchise."
"Release the hounds, lower the debt."
He doesnt even need a tan, for replying very angrily.
for crying out loud, he doesn't need a tan
Oh I see, for typing 'out' hard.
In his head, he does. I guarantee it.
Also how does transferring a load of money to the club like that work for tax purposes? Can they say that United are a 'charity' giving a home to a disadvantaged Portuguese man-child, and claim gift aid?
I got this pm from a newbie.
So, yeah. Don't get conned you stupid cnuts.
So, yeah. Don't get conned you stupid cnuts.
that is the most painful video I have ever watched.
Woah. There are 3700 pledges already so that's 11k he's already made just by uploading a rubbish video and site.
fecking embarrassing. Must be a WUM from a bitter or something.
People haven't seriously put money into that have they?
Not necessarily.
Whoever's behind this probably just added the 3,700 to the counter on his website just to make it look like people are pledging; others have done it, so perhaps you should too.
I very much doubt that so many people have been conned by this obvious con.
I've pledged twice to make sure I get a tenner back.
People who believe that Ronaldo might actually come back deserve this.
I wonder who is actually running this scam. Because it is a scam.
1 in 10 people on the planet are Man Utd fans?
He's got to be a wind up, got to be.
9,000 views..
I wonder what his son thinks of him and what his family members are thinking.
What's going on in here... Whatever it is, count me in
I expect to see our bid to sign Jack Wilshere next year on kickstarter.com
Crowd-sourced transfer funds...I like it.
How many United fans worldwide? If each pitched in a fiver.....would be a muppets wet dream!
that cant be right can it?!
Can't believe what i've just watched. That shit cant be real surely.. Was fully expecting a "for £10 a month you can feed a family of ronaldos for a year.." or something.
Guys already sitting on £37k of non-refundable donations. Im fecking done.
It is a scam, absolutely. There is 0% chance of any of the money going to its stated purpose.
Still, anyone who falls for it deserves to be scammed.
Just watched that video
Oh my god
Oh my god
Cringeworthy. The lows people would stoop to for a bit of cash.
Sorry, that can't possibly be real right? It's a joke...right??
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