The worst thing about that post, is that he's not really been the worst of the two competitors in this competition.....
he has been the most sexually deviant though, throughout.
He has Burrow. He has. Go through all the questions.
So did TB just wanked off to hectic?
One of the great speeches in history. Well done, well fecking done.
I read that and started typing something then deleted and then logged off this thread. I still do not know what to say. TB has obliterated me. I want to throw up.
You made a bit of a comeback but honestly he destroyed you early doors, did he not win the question when his answer was to kidnap a young girl ?
I have, and some of your answers have been nothing short of shocking!
Though TB have completely imploded thoughNo I think he lost that. It was close cos I'd not specifically built America, but he kidnapped a young girl.
The young girl in question was a presidential daughter, it's probably worth adding.
What the hell is that?
''So to get over this i went for a sad wank.Just after the erection, i could feel quick release of hormones and suddenly i felt strange pleasure, i was happy but needless to say it was short lived.It was the signal of one storm coming.''
Unbelievable Jeff.
Unbelievable Jeff.
hahahha gets me everytime.
Game over, surely. If he's hearing, his abject failure in voices pornography 'actresses'. He's obliterated.
Oh and for those wondering what the points are at the moment, open the spoiler below:
Question 1:Points:You have woken up, and realize you have overslept. Confusion sets in as you try to identify your surroundings. Turning the TV on, you sense something is wrong before you hear it. It's only a zombie invasion, happening right now, in your country. Create a detailed plan on how you would survive, where you would go, and how you take care of provisions and safety. How would you face the zombie Apocalypse? This is not a short answer, so if necessary take some time with it.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 1
Question 2:Points:You are trapped in the desert, you were stripped naked, you have little water, just enough water to get to the nearest civilisation without dieing from dehydration or sun-stroke. You can get to this village because you have a map on a piece of cloth. However, you also have a very, very bad cut on your knee, it is bleeding badly. Infact, if you don't immediately cover it from the sand it will get worse, the bleeding will continue, infection will set in and you will be immobile. If you place the cloth on the wound, the blood will wash away the faint ink. What do you do?
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 2
Question 3:Points:what's that banging? you are stirred from your slumber by the sound of someone pummelling incessantly at a door. you can hear their muffled cries but you can't quite make out what they're shouting. your head is throbbing, you can’t quite remember how you arrived at this moment in time or what the previous 24 hours held for you. you take a moment to get your bearings. you are in unfamiliar territory, it looks like a hotel room. nothing too fancy but nothing too grotty either. you can’t be too sure, everything is hazy, your eyes haven’t adjusted yet.
you go to wipe the sleep from your eyes and what's that? your hand feels damp against your face. uh oh, jizz again? no, not this time, you peel your hand back and notice it's caked in blood. you look down at yourself and you're stained from head to toe in the life's blood of someone, something. it can't be your own for you are still alive, there’s too much of it for you to be alive. you glance to your left and recoil in horror, there lies the bloody body of a woman, at least you think it's a woman, she has been stabbed so many times it's hard to tell.
you are dumbstruck, you can’t remember what happened but you know you didn’t do this. you fade out, everything goes silent, you are in shock. the pounding at your door continues the whole time and slowly you start to tune back into your surroundings. “well i say this is just the biggest outrage, open this door now catherine, open this door at once or so help me god you’ll feel the back of my hand, hooray henry, pip pip, rar! rar! rar!” you stand up to approach the door, your penis leaves a wet patch as it brushes the side of your leg. there’s cum on the tip of your penis, it might be in her too. you peek out of the peephole in your door and there stands prince william. you are taken aback. prince william? catherine? you glance back at the body. oh god, there’s no way anyone will believe you didn’t do this.
“i know you’re in there! right! that’s it! i knew i shouldn’t have married a commoner, i am calling the po-po, them 5-0 be here within 5 minutes, middleton, how very dare you defy me.”
at present he doesn’t know you’re in there. you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door. how are you to use these valuable minutes? what is your subsequent plan to evade capture, prison and daily butt rogerings? you have about your person what you’d normally have, clothes, phone, wallet, key, and whatever you’d normally find in a standard hotel room to aid your cause.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 3
Question 4:Points:You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse. You can't just invent things that you personally, don't know how to make, i.e cars, computers, aeroplanes etc. This is a question of using proper and relevant resources, combined with modern knowledge to make your model country.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 4
Question 5:Points:You have 10 million pounds, and have been told to make your ideal life out of it. It's still a competition, so you can't say something like buy a resort and lounge around forever, well, you can but you'd lose probably. You have 10 million pounds, and you need to make the most of it. How are you going to do this? It's not just about you guys, it has to appeal to us as well, like you are trying to convince someone to live your ideal life. Do not post your answer, just post that it is ready, and then you can reveal at the same time. Of course, it's also a guessing game as to what you opponent is going to do with that 10 million pounds, will he re-invest it, will he splash it out for materialistic paradise etc.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 6:Don't think either of them got points, did they?In Roman times, it was believed that with knowledge came great power. If you were able to ask one question and receive the correct answer, along with a definitive proof so that everyone else in the world would believe you, what would it be and why?
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 7:Points:You've received a phone call. It's only America. Obama is on the phone, and he starts to rap at you from every angle - of course he doesn't you absolute racist, he's asking for your help, in a completely normal manner. The space war is back on, it's not about reaching the moon anymore, they want you to build America, on the moon, even by force if neccesary. You have been requested (you will not say no), to head up a small team of the brightest minds America has to offer, as well as a squadron of 50 crack commandos (not drug addicts) to protect you/defeat others.
What plans have you got to secure your compound, and stabalize it for growth and Americanization? Your team is full of bright minds, and the coldest killers, and they will do your bidding, money is not a problem, you just have to outline the materials you would need, what you want to achieve in the sense of making it like the USA, how you would make it safe, and what you would do to protect it from enemy nations, who do not want the moon to become Mini-moon America.
Laim147: 1
TheBest: 5
The ask each other round (sponsored by Google/CMOv1):
TheBest's question:Five pirates have obtained 100 gold coins and
have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all
extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish
(especially the captain).
The captain always proposes a distribution of
the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if
half the crew or more go "Aye", the loot is
divided as proposed, as no pirate would be
willing to take on the captain without superior
force on their side.(he might kill them in anger)
If the captain fails to obtain support of at least
half his crew (which includes himself), he faces
a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him
and make him die a painfull death which could be setting him on fire while he is still alive.
The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?
Remember each pirate has seniority assigned.
captain is at top then there is number 2 then number 3, 4 and at last number 5
Laim147's final answer:33.33333% final answer.
Laim147's question:Basically, you were on a ship, which was caught in a terrible storm, and you wound up shipwrecked on an island. You don't know where this island is, you aren't accompanied by anyone, the only thing you have are the clothes you were wearing and a compass that's stayed around your neck. Your first objective is to survive long enough to get off the the island, your second objective of course, is to actually get off the island.
How will you first keep yourself alive, without being killed by resident animals, starving etc, and how will you get off the island.
TheBest's answer:Since my ship is totally destroyed , i'll have to prepare myself for surviving the island.
First of all i will scout the island, identify myself with the island like with flora and fauna in as much detail as possible.
I'd try to find some wood for a fire, of course, as well as materials with which to make a temporary shelter.
Then will look for the food sources like fruits coconut and after that i'll also use fish as food.I will try to setup fire via rubbing woods onto a very dry wood.
Since fish are hard to get i may try to survive on reptiles and other things found there.I'll prepare one spear of wood for hunting whatever i can found like these reptiles.
For water I would use the plants on the island; you can drink water from trees etc because they transpire, and also find a method of collecting rainwater, plus will find a stream(if i could) in case other two methods aren't feasible.
Since i don't know how to make a ship or boat i won't try to make that.
Instead i'll find a material which produces heavy smoke and will try to keep a beacon going as often as possible. And I will wait for the rescue. I am sure due to smoke someone will notice.
I won't get lost in the middle of the island because of that compass.
Points:
Laim147: 2
TheBest: 5
This is Damien's old post, but of course there's been loads of questions since.
that Damo, he could make a fecking good list.
Some more questions and answers.
If you look at the reaction following these you'll see that I probably won, mainly down to TB's attitude towards rape.
Not sure what happened on that one.
If you look at the reaction following these you'll see that I probably won, mainly down to TB's attitude towards rape.
Not sure what happened on that one.
Stumbled upon this by the way, Hectic's wisdom knows no bounds. I did get leathered, for free, yet he was right, the worst case scenario wasn't being burned alive. Urgh.
You got crabs didn't you ?
Did crab people touch you again?
If you'd only got mallet hands, those crab people would NEVER feck with you liam, when will you learn.
And the remaining answers. I left out the mallet hands one as our answers were basically the same, except his obviously had more wanking in.
Making it 5-5, depending who won the time travel one, where I went to before WW1, and TB chose to read a book.
No I didn't get fecking crabs. My mate and his girlfriend dragged me home as I could hardly walk, after telling this mate that me and his girlfriend were going out. In fairness, she played along.
Making it 5-5, depending who won the time travel one, where I went to before WW1, and TB chose to read a book.
No I didn't get fecking crabs. My mate and his girlfriend dragged me home as I could hardly walk, after telling this mate that me and his girlfriend were going out. In fairness, she played along.
Crab people are often those closest to you. My condolences.
You high bro'?
you are over 7k mark
Appartenly, they are talking about re making the Cosmos series, with Neil deGrasse Tyson in place of Sagan.
I like him, but his Bill Huxtable delivery won't have a patch on Carl.
I like him, but his Bill Huxtable delivery won't have a patch on Carl.
I still can't get over the reasoning for invading Switzerland.
Over my fecking dead body. Neil is a good friend to me, but I'll tell him in the strongest possible terms to back the feck off. He doesn't want to end up like that Brian Cox idiot.
Or for killing siberian tigers.
He didn't even try to explain it.
The_Best wanted hyena's dead, it was liam that wanted Siberian tigers and he was quite explicit as to why, it was just retarded.
Kill off a near-extinct animal just to send out a message? That'd be like be burning away all the remaining oil just to show the world their isn't much left!
Not really. Clearly you missed what I said. Besides. I needed random reasoning to kill off an endangered animal. Otherwise I'd have lost by default. As it happened, TB lost by picking an animal in no way endangered.
No he didn't, he lost, yes. But it wasn't because the animal wasn't endangered that wasn't even part of the question. All the question stipulates is that your methodology has to be altered to suit the amount of your target.
There is no wrong animal choice, it was all about how.
if he'd have said "I want to kill all flies, because feck Jeff Goldblum" and his methodology was to go round with a butterfly net and his hammer hands to destroy them all. Which incidentally is way better than his answer and probably the best answer possible, then he'd have been just as wrong because his method has no hope of ever completing the task.
Your tiger killing A-Team squad, isn't very plausible but there are about 400 of them left so it wouldn't require that much to fatally damage their breeding pool (tigers don't like beaches like what us humans do) and collapse the species.
Why do you think the animal to be killed off HAS TO BE ENDANGERED....no place in the question was that even listed as a prerequisite? Granted it might be easier to kill off an endangered animal, but that was not really what the question directed you to anyways.
If TB lost that question then it comes down to his lack of detail, not because the animal he chose was not endangered.
Hectic said it ha to be practical. If I wait a few years they might kill themselves off, unless there's a nuclear war, hyenas probably won't.
considering how many species mankind has been able to help make extinct, a species does not have to be endangered to begin with to make it practical.
That's 90% of liam's problem, he reads the question, extracts what he thinks are the important words and then fills in the blanks with whatever the feck he wants, I will attempt to show you, liam's thought process;
Damn interwebs, has to load.
words hurt.
hmmm too much words, add salt.
needs more words. add vinegar.
Tiger uppercut!
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What makes this worse is, that's not even the best answer for this, his made-up question.
which is the Panda and how? make a fecking sandwich and wait, cnuts are too lazy to feck they'll be all dead soon anyway.
Damn interwebs, has to load.
words hurt.
hmmm too much words, add salt.
needs more words. add vinegar.
Tiger uppercut!
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What makes this worse is, that's not even the best answer for this, his made-up question.
which is the Panda and how? make a fecking sandwich and wait, cnuts are too lazy to feck they'll be all dead soon anyway.
No he didn't. It had nothing to do with being endangered or not.