You're not flipping her off, you're getting your mallets around her and taking her to smash-town. There are plenty of men with no hands who have sex TB.
You're not flipping her off, you're getting your mallets around her and taking her to smash-town. There are plenty of men with no hands who have sex TB.
How do you know, have you asked a girl if she would prefer a mans hand or a mallet?
Why did you call me captain? If I were your captain, that would mean you were on my ship. If you were on my ship, you would be thrown off my ship.
Tell us some of the things you couldn't do with mallet hands TB, that isn't sexually orientated.
i know there are but they would still prefer hands and girls will still prefer someone fingering them.
Obviously you can settle but i don't want her to settle as i am way too nice.As you can all see
He wouldnt be able to compete in this game though, unless we'd want his answers to look like someone smashed their face into the keyboard. On a second thought, I guess that would be somewhat of an improvement to TBs posting, as the paragraphs would alot less poem-ish
Hmmm you can't play games
you can't type
you can't write
you can't comb your hair
you will have problem changing clothes
How do you know that certain girl wouldnt prefer being mallet'ed instead of fingered? Sounds like such an intense experience for both you and that special someone
My instincts tell me
You have been leading the way in autonomous technology. After years of intense study, you have finally reached the point where you can make machines conscious. The decision is yours to make alone. You weigh up the positives and potential negatives, what is your ultimate decision and why?
If Liam was on your ship, it'd have sank and he'd have been the only hand to have drowned.
And that's before it left the shipyard
Oh feck this will be good.
wow i was just watching battlestar gallactica miniseries and now this question
That should be invaluable help. ...
Till when do i have to answer??
Answer must be tonight, let's say 11pm?
You can post it up whenever it's done, I've gone past thinking that either of you two can use the others answer, to help you write your own.
You can post it up whenever it's done, I've gone past thinking that either of you two can use the others answer, to help you write your own.
Both late, what's going on guys?
Really? Is this something we're just finding out?
Yeah sorry about this, been out since before seven, just got back in now, I'll sort it tomorrow.
You've both had time. I want answers.
may be i will answer this
After this i am not going to be here for full month
After this i am not going to be here for full month
You will answer or you never come back. And it should be an answer to reflect and compensate for your lengthy absence.
What are you going to be doing for a month anyway, trying to research how to turn a mountain into a volcano?
What are you going to be doing for a month anyway, trying to research how to turn a mountain into a volcano?
Ok never comeback it is
I said i'll take part in this thread.Its not my problem that you haven't finished this thread in 4 months.We have other things do as well.
I told you i won't be able to participate in this after 28th around 13th november.
But you didn't start it till 23 or 24th.
Ok you had some problem but it doesn't mean that i am going to compromise on my studies or other parts of life.
You have the power so go forth and ban me for having other things to do in my life.
I am not required to answer every question.
I said i'll take part in this thread.Its not my problem that you haven't finished this thread in 4 months.We have other things do as well.
I told you i won't be able to participate in this after 28th around 13th november.
But you didn't start it till 23 or 24th.
Ok you had some problem but it doesn't mean that i am going to compromise on my studies or other parts of life.
You have the power so go forth and ban me for having other things to do in my life.
I am not required to answer every question.
TheBest said:
If you forfeit, you will be eternally regarded as CMO drop-out. No-one will employ you in the future, or even look your way should you pass-by.
Oh aye, completely forgot, right, after the United game, I should be on here, I'll do it then.
tbf, this has dragged on but the quality has always been top notch, hats off to both competitors you are truly princes amongst mere men.
its fate
Actually, after reading TB's little post I think I'll hang on to see what comes of that.
After writing those demeaning cmo comments,there's been some strange force whispering in my ear saying i have done something wrong.
While watching porn all i hear is "aahhh aaah you are doing it wrong" or is that what she really is saying?I don't know, can't comprehend anymore
So to get over this i went for a sad wank.Just after the erection, i could feel quick release of hormones and suddenly i felt strange pleasure, i was happy but needless to say it was short lived.It was the signal of one storm coming.
And the pleasure feeling was gone and guilty feeling kicked in.
With penis still in my hand i felt sad, guilty and my grasp tightened, my testicles started panicking .There started contracting but needless to say i was still surrounded by the pictures of guilt. My beloved tagline came in front of me.Then hectic's avatar came and he actually started talking and moving He said this is how you repay me?After all i did for you?After giving you your separate tagline? After giving you fame?My grasp tightened and when my testicles were about to burst because of the pressure, i came back to my senses, only after realizing what have i done.
How wrong have i been.
I released my penis but this wasn't where this unreal experience ended.I didn't know that there was still some more drops of my cum remaining inside.So when i released it the last drops came out with high speed due to pressure and got sticked to the upper wall like three big dots.
I wondered how this is possible and how exactly three dots of equal size formed.They should have been in scattered form.
Suddenly it came to my mind what these three dots mean
C M O
I realized what i have done and i knew what i had to do.
APOLOGIZE
I can't lived with the fact that i am a disqualified cmo competitor for the rest of life.
This is the thread where warriors are born.They sacrifice themselves for the welfare of tard world.
Whatever may happen but they will always be remembered.
Its a privledge to be mentioned even in the same line as obstacle and dewey. It more than outweighs the embarrasment i feel of being mentioned in the same line as laim.
Dewey and obstacle will always be remembered for the sacrifice they made.
They are no longer with us but hopefully i can survive this and guide the future warriors who will be the next chosen one.Hopefully i could teach all the types of wanking to every future participants.
Give them knowledge like why mallet hands are bad.
Most importantly i want whole cafe to see how manipulation is done.
This thread has given me and my fellow warriors so much fame, i can't disrespect it.
I have my own tagline and now with more than 5k posts, sometimes new users in ff may even mistake me as some scout.I get there respect.
So i whole heartedly apologize for that post.
As we all know hectic is the person responsible for running this thread so my apologiez to him as well.Beleive me i have huge respect for you.And i genuinely believe that you are the most important knowledgable person along with adzz in this thread.
And both being a mod name is just a coincidence and not plea for rep points or any favors
.
While watching porn all i hear is "aahhh aaah you are doing it wrong" or is that what she really is saying?I don't know, can't comprehend anymore
So to get over this i went for a sad wank.Just after the erection, i could feel quick release of hormones and suddenly i felt strange pleasure, i was happy but needless to say it was short lived.It was the signal of one storm coming.
And the pleasure feeling was gone and guilty feeling kicked in.
With penis still in my hand i felt sad, guilty and my grasp tightened, my testicles started panicking .There started contracting but needless to say i was still surrounded by the pictures of guilt. My beloved tagline came in front of me.Then hectic's avatar came and he actually started talking and moving He said this is how you repay me?After all i did for you?After giving you your separate tagline? After giving you fame?My grasp tightened and when my testicles were about to burst because of the pressure, i came back to my senses, only after realizing what have i done.
How wrong have i been.
I released my penis but this wasn't where this unreal experience ended.I didn't know that there was still some more drops of my cum remaining inside.So when i released it the last drops came out with high speed due to pressure and got sticked to the upper wall like three big dots.
I wondered how this is possible and how exactly three dots of equal size formed.They should have been in scattered form.
Suddenly it came to my mind what these three dots mean
C M O
I realized what i have done and i knew what i had to do.
APOLOGIZE
I can't lived with the fact that i am a disqualified cmo competitor for the rest of life.
This is the thread where warriors are born.They sacrifice themselves for the welfare of tard world.
Whatever may happen but they will always be remembered.
Its a privledge to be mentioned even in the same line as obstacle and dewey. It more than outweighs the embarrasment i feel of being mentioned in the same line as laim.
Dewey and obstacle will always be remembered for the sacrifice they made.
They are no longer with us but hopefully i can survive this and guide the future warriors who will be the next chosen one.Hopefully i could teach all the types of wanking to every future participants.
Give them knowledge like why mallet hands are bad.
Most importantly i want whole cafe to see how manipulation is done.
This thread has given me and my fellow warriors so much fame, i can't disrespect it.
I have my own tagline and now with more than 5k posts, sometimes new users in ff may even mistake me as some scout.I get there respect.
So i whole heartedly apologize for that post.
As we all know hectic is the person responsible for running this thread so my apologiez to him as well.Beleive me i have huge respect for you.And i genuinely believe that you are the most important knowledgable person along with adzz in this thread.
And both being a mod name is just a coincidence and not plea for rep points or any favors
.So, how is everyone doing today?
Well that was a bit of a cliffhanger.
I'm really disturbed at how many times TB have mentioned his penis and his wanking-habbits on this forum
Lmao the_best is my hero, wtf that post man hahaha I think my lungs just exploded in laughter.
I can't stop laughing. The best bit was that line about being compared to Liam.
Sweet Jesus of Nazareth. TB is one truly disturbed individual. Whether the competition has done that to him, or me, or Hectic and AdZz or a combination of all three, or perhaps he was always like that and we'd never noticed? But to go into that much detail about wanking spells a truly disturbed individual to me.