ok will now post the answer within 12 minutes
TB 
is this serious 35 mins, 12 mins - generally people say 30 mins, 10 mins when giving approximate time - are you using a stopwatch or what.
is this serious 35 mins, 12 mins - generally people say 30 mins, 10 mins when giving approximate time - are you using a stopwatch or what.Now he's written about 115% of the answer, this is going to be class.
Ok sorry i was writing the answer and i too many thoughts came in my mind so this answer may be a little long.
Will check spellings and then will post it
Will check spellings and then will post it
Ok i am really sorry for this delay.
Don't know what has happened but i suddenly find myself little too lazy.Just a little while ago i was about to post something in the other thread
which was little lengthy.I had all the ideas everything but somehow i just didn't.I just am getting little too lazy.
Is there any winter effect? i don't know
So i am writing all this which all of you have no interest in just to warm myself up, since we all know that cmo is serious business and i must be prepared before even thinking of attempting to answer something worthy of cmo entry.
So now i'll try to answer this.Forgive me if after all this shit you get even more shit.
Here we go.
I will choose squared wheels over mallet.
It would be very hard without legs, i know.
Specially because i won't be able to play footy anymore.Many of you won't know but i think i am pretty good at it.Obviously i am not a regular player so i'll be shit fitness wise.
I only play during summer and on Sundays.
I won't be able to walk normally , i'll feel weird all the times.I won't be able to change gear of my bike so it would be hard.But still i think its no way near how much i will lose if i chose mallet hands.
Atleast i'll still be able to walk.I don't use my leg fingers for anything important and i can still do basic things with my legs eventhough with difficulty.
But losing hand would be just terrible.Touch.I don't think you can replace the feeling of touch.I mean you don't use your legs to feel anyone's flesh but you do use your hands for that.
Plus unlike legs finger you use your hands finger for so many things.I won't be able to write (that would be just terrible).I won't be able to type, won't be able to play games.
I know you guys are waiting for the wanking part.Yes you are right.Your hand is as important as your penis during sex if not more important.That is just 2 to 18 minutes to be used organ.
I mean penis is as important as anything but you still want your hand filled with boobies.What would you do with mallet there?Just think ffs
Plus when you are alone and you have good collection of porn how are you going to achieve the state of fulfillment?Are you going to smash that thing with a mallet in hope of an erection??are you.No ffs
Hands the fingers moving back and forth you can't replace it.Just imagine ffs.
You now leave the sex part but still if you are with your partner wouldn't you want to feel her face with your hands??
Plus chances of getting a girl would decrease more in mallet hands case.
I know in such a situation girls aren't the most important thing but still you would always need that.
How are you going to eat?Yes you'll need help in almost everything.Touch is one of the biggest gift given to man.
You can't wank using you legs finger okay you can but you'll have to be real gymnastic and mentally sick.
There would be problem in even showers.You won't want to touch your face yourself again.
You will have problem with everything.
Don't know what has happened but i suddenly find myself little too lazy.Just a little while ago i was about to post something in the other thread
which was little lengthy.I had all the ideas everything but somehow i just didn't.I just am getting little too lazy.
Is there any winter effect? i don't know
So i am writing all this which all of you have no interest in just to warm myself up, since we all know that cmo is serious business and i must be prepared before even thinking of attempting to answer something worthy of cmo entry.
So now i'll try to answer this.Forgive me if after all this shit you get even more shit.
Here we go.
I will choose squared wheels over mallet.
It would be very hard without legs, i know.
Specially because i won't be able to play footy anymore.Many of you won't know but i think i am pretty good at it.Obviously i am not a regular player so i'll be shit fitness wise.
I only play during summer and on Sundays.
I won't be able to walk normally , i'll feel weird all the times.I won't be able to change gear of my bike so it would be hard.But still i think its no way near how much i will lose if i chose mallet hands.
Atleast i'll still be able to walk.I don't use my leg fingers for anything important and i can still do basic things with my legs eventhough with difficulty.
But losing hand would be just terrible.Touch.I don't think you can replace the feeling of touch.I mean you don't use your legs to feel anyone's flesh but you do use your hands for that.
Plus unlike legs finger you use your hands finger for so many things.I won't be able to write (that would be just terrible).I won't be able to type, won't be able to play games.
I know you guys are waiting for the wanking part.Yes you are right.Your hand is as important as your penis during sex if not more important.That is just 2 to 18 minutes to be used organ.
I mean penis is as important as anything but you still want your hand filled with boobies.What would you do with mallet there?Just think ffs
Plus when you are alone and you have good collection of porn how are you going to achieve the state of fulfillment?Are you going to smash that thing with a mallet in hope of an erection??are you.No ffs
Hands the fingers moving back and forth you can't replace it.Just imagine ffs.
You now leave the sex part but still if you are with your partner wouldn't you want to feel her face with your hands??
Plus chances of getting a girl would decrease more in mallet hands case.
I know in such a situation girls aren't the most important thing but still you would always need that.
How are you going to eat?Yes you'll need help in almost everything.Touch is one of the biggest gift given to man.
You can't wank using you legs finger okay you can but you'll have to be real gymnastic and mentally sick.
There would be problem in even showers.You won't want to touch your face yourself again.
You will have problem with everything.
I will choose squared wheels over mallet.
It would be very hard without legs, i know.
I don't recall Hectic ever saying you'll lose your legs.
Specially because i won't be able to play footy anymore.Many of you won't know but i think i am pretty good at it.Obviously i am not a regular player so i'll be shit fitness wise.
I only play during summer and on Sundays.
I won't be able to walk normally , i'll feel weird all the times.I won't be able to change gear of my bike so it would be hard.But still i think its no way near how much i will lose if i chose mallet hands.
You change gear on your bike with your feet? What kind of bike is this?
Atleast i'll still be able to walk.I don't use my leg fingers for anything important and i can still do basic things with my legs eventhough with difficulty.
But losing hand would be just terrible.Touch.I don't think you can replace the feeling of touch.I mean you don't use your legs to feel anyone's flesh but you do use your hands for that.
Plus unlike legs finger you use your hands finger for so many things.I won't be able to write (that would be just terrible).I won't be able to type, won't be able to play games.
I know you guys are waiting for the wanking part.Yes you are right.Your hand is as important as your penis during sex if not more important.That is just 2 to 18 minutes to be used organ.
I mean penis is as important as anything but you still want your hand filled with boobies.What would you do with mallet there?Just think ffs
Plus when you are alone and you have good collection of porn how are you going to achieve the state of fulfillment?Are you going to smash that thing with a mallet in hope of an erection??are you.No ffs
Hands the fingers moving back and forth you can't replace it.Just imagine ffs.
You now leave the sex part but still if you are with your partner wouldn't you want to feel her face with your hands??
Plus chances of getting a girl would decrease more in mallet hands case.
I know in such a situation girls aren't the most important thing but still you would always need that.
How are you going to eat?Yes you'll need help in almost everything.Touch is one of the biggest gift given to man.
You can't wank using you legs finger okay you can but you'll have to be real gymnastic and mentally sick.
There would be problem in even showers.You won't want to touch your face yourself again.
You will have problem with everything.
ffs
This thread keeps on giving.regarding leg thing by without leg i meant with squared leg
Holy feck...I think I laughed up my lung.
Hands as important as penis for sex, football on summer and sundays. Lord...lord help us all.
Hands as important as penis for sex, football on summer and sundays. Lord...lord help us all.
https://www.redcafe.net/f64/if-you-met-yourself-one-hour-344404/
Potential candidates for a mains CMO right there. A carbon copy of one of our questions, with some even worse answers than ours.
Potential candidates for a mains CMO right there. A carbon copy of one of our questions, with some even worse answers than ours.
yeah by the way i was hoping for another question today
motherfeckers
hectic posted my answer there
hectic posted my answer there
...leg fingers?
In fairness, my answer was primarily out of ignorance of not properly reading the question, and a reluctance to debate whether to fight or feck myself. Yours was just hilarious.Just looking at some people's responses there, they're no weirder than mine. Imagine them as answers in a CMO thread.
"I'd wash my back"
"I'd have the other me do all the work I don't want to do. As he is a the exact copy of me though, he probably wouldn't want to do the work so we'd both end up watching TV for an hour."
"To be fair whatever you decide to fight your clone then it's on like donkey kong, your decisions are his too. Course it'll be a frustrating one as you'll cancel each other out"
These last two is the issue I raised, that, being a copy of yourself, it'd do the same thing as you.
"I'd study myself and get my other self to demonstrate lots of poses and hairstyles, paired with different phrases and catchphrases to see what works best."
Lucky girl!
Oh my holy feck. What an answer.
I'd eat by placing the food on the table in front of me, and then bringing down my mallet hands, simultaneously crushing anything in it's path. I'd then smash my head onto the table and start to eat like this. I don't think I could mastermate with my own feet TB either.
Anyway, the top answer was pretty fecking apparent. You wouldn't want to choose between two horrible options, not when you have the option of both. Take mallet hands by itself, you are stuck forever as a freak, unable to do most normal things, the same thing applies to square wheeled feet. It might be better than the alternative, but it's still shit, and will probably lead to suicide.
Now, when you combine both together, something wonderful happens. You become a fecking monster, where everything else is secondary to your mallet smashing, square wheeled feet moving frame. Imagine getting on a bus with mallets for hands, and square wheels for feet? Can you even contemplate how intimidating that would be? Very intimidating. Imagine yourself in a boxing match for feck sake? Imagine yourself trying to play twister, and not massacring everything within mallet distance.
Now, when you combine both together, something wonderful happens. You become a fecking monster, where everything else is secondary to your mallet smashing, square wheeled feet moving frame. Imagine getting on a bus with mallets for hands, and square wheels for feet? Can you even contemplate how intimidating that would be? Very intimidating. Imagine yourself in a boxing match for feck sake? Imagine yourself trying to play twister, and not massacring everything within mallet distance.
You could also use your mallet hands to bash the square wheels into circles, then think of how fast a bastard you'd be, wheeling up to cnuts, smashing them about the bake with a mallet and then power cycle away.
"How are you still alive?"
Finally, some fecking sense is returned to the thread. You don't need mallet hands to please a lady when your a square-wheel rolling mallet handed motherfeckin' image of rolling/smashing pain. Ladies will do all the hard work for you, God gave them hands so YOU could have MALLET-HANDS.
Don't you see his fecking plan? He wants you to roll into tomorrow and smash that fecker to pieces. Never do anything half assed, you just become a freak.
Adzzz; said:
But what would you do if you are alone? How will you fulfill your urges??
I've got mallet hands and square wheeled feet, that's all the material I need. I'd go on a frenzy attack somewhere, and then raise my mallet hands, planet my square blocks down and just blast all over the place.
You have mallet hands, and you worry about masturbation? What about day to day essential tasks (yeah I know, lots of space here for jokes) such as cooking, opening doors, tying laces, showering, gripping.
Are you planning on installing magnets all over your house to make these tasks easier?
How would installing more mallets around the house make anything easier?
So we learn TB is a serial masturbator - he can't control the urge at all. Even with Mallet Hands, he'd have to smash his penis to a pulp because he can't help it.
no there are many concerns i am just trying to explain them through the best medium possible, otherwise people don't really imagine what i am trying to say
We must have missed something, no-one could think more mallets in various places would be helpful.
no i won't have mallet hands.
So you wouldn't forego a wank for real ultimate power in the form of mallet hands.
there are hundred things that i won't be able to do.
Sex and all is one of those
Why couldn't you have sex TB? You're confusing things here. Your hand isn't a woman, nor is a mallet. Women are like Mallets, ergo, Mallets lead to sex.
i meant proper sex
I'm sure we will be able to understand about the many concerns, try us.
You would wrap your mallets around her and then have sex with her, it's not hard. In fact it would probably be a very enjoyable experience.
Gentle tap on the head and it becomes easier, and slightly rapey which would be fine with TB.
it would surely be something new captain and who knows enjoyable for me.But i am sure she would rather have a finger than mallet
Plus the mallets would come in useful for anal play, I'm sure you already thought of that though.