Complete Mental Obliteration V2

:lol: What an odd question.

Right, I'm working under the assumption that my clone is essentially me. Actually, if that was the case, nothing would happen, we couldn't talk, as we'd just be saying the same thing at the same time, as we share the exact same thoughts.

You might be onto something. Maybe I should assert my dominance over myself. But again, if he's exactly the same as me, he'll try the same thing. I don't even know any more. What's the point.

Are you saying that you think your clone would be an exact mirror of yourself? So everytime you got up to make a move, it would also get up. If you tried to attack the ass, he would do the same to you, meaning you would always be caught in this moment of parallel movement?

You should have just answered the question man.
 
Are you saying that you think your clone would be an exact mirror of yourself? So everytime you got up to make a move, it would also get up. If you tried to attack the ass, he would do the same to you, meaning you would always be caught in this moment of parallel movement?

You should have just answered the question man.

Exactly, is that not what a clone is? An identical copy? If so, nothing would really happen, we'd just get caught in this homosexual death grip.
 
Burrow, nowhere does it say that if I don't do either, I'll die.

No, it doesnt. But what kind of question would it be if you could get away with "Not doing anything" without having to suffer any consequenses? It should be implied that something horrible will go down if you dont go and feck yourself. Or fight, whatever you preffer
 
You are Locked in a room, with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no camera or ways for others to view what goes on in this room. This clone will completely disappear in one hour and you will be released from this room by, let's say, robots who's memory will wiped instantly. No one will ever know what goes on in this room but you, no-one on the outside world will even know you spent an hour alone with your clone.

So, You're in a room alone with your clone, for an hour. Fight or feck ?
:lol::lol:
Good question
 
Exactly, is that not what a clone is? An identical copy? If so, nothing would really happen, we'd just get caught in this homosexual death grip.

It would be an identical clone in it's visual appearance, it would not have unified thoughts, you wouldn't share a telepathic connection where if you raised your right hand, they would did the exact same thing. Jesus christ.
 
So i will give my answer in 1 hour although i can give it in 20 minutes i am still catching up with redcafe and other things on internet
 
It would be an identical clone in it's visual appearance, it would not have unified thoughts, you wouldn't share a telepathic connection where if you raised your right hand, they would did the exact same thing. Jesus christ.

A clone is an exact replica, it'd share the same DNA, it's not ridiculous to think we'd share the same thoughts.
 
Well, yes, it would be. It would be ridiculous to think if you thought of an apple, at the exact same moment in time, they would also think of an apple.
 
I don't see it as two options but two suggestions. Neither of which I fancy.

How you see it is irrelevant.

I don't believe that me robbing a bank should be considered a crime, I doubt the police give two shits about my opinion on the matter.

The question is very very simple. Fight or feck.

There is a reason why it is formatted in that manner, people will obviously dodge with the bullshit "I'd talk to myself" answer, which you went ahead and did anyway.

It's yourself, Up until this moment. It's YOU, it knows everything you do, it's lived your life, it's raped and killed Kate Middleton, it's drown instead of escape zombies avoiding a veritable ironic sea of survival options and it's watched TB make the Amoonica the rape capital of the moon.

What possible incite could you gain from watching yourself talk ? buy a fecking camera. You already agree with everything he's saying, he's YOU, they are your points.

Talking is totally useless, I could lock you in a room and make you talk to yourself right now and it would be just as revealing to your character.

This might never happen again, this right now might be the only chance anyone has to answer one of the fundamental questions that has driven us since the dawn of time. Since the first dirty ape dropped out the trees and stood up to avoid the smell of his own fart.

FIGHT OR feck! ?
 
Yet again we have no expectations of Liam what so ever and yet again he somehow fails to deliver yet again. By now we would say that "Surely TB will win this", but from earlier experiences we know that nothing is for certain in this situation
 
It's not about whether you like the answers or not, you answer the questions given. Fight or feck.
 
Liam you also have to stop doing this 'That's all I've got for now, I'll add some later' bullshit, it's not only not allowed, but it just means your first answer posted clearly hasn't been thought out enough. I can't express this enough, this competition is not about answering the quickest, if it means spending more time on your answer so it includes everything you want to say, then do that!
 
I love this thread, it took a bit of a dark turn recently but it's quality. I was thinking for the next part they could try some sort of debate. Like one argues for something and the other argues against. Could be quite interesting.

Very good idea, this will be the next round after this current question.
 
A clone is an exact replica, it'd share the same DNA, it's not ridiculous to think we'd share the same thoughts.
Your character would be similar to his. But it doesn't mean you'll do same things.

You yourself are not pre-programmed(supposing you are a normal person), in the next moment you can do things which varies like probability.
Suppose if you are under a certain situation first time you will one thing but the other time in the same situation you might do different thing.
Although both times your starting thinking would be same but what you ultimately do depends on 1000 of variables and each time you may do different things.

So your clone will have a thinking similar to yours and character similar to yours but still his action may be completely different to yours.Because he ain't a pre-programmed bot
 
I get the feeling TB will include the robots in his answer somehow.
 
fecking hell fine, based upon the fact that I've been subjected to a tirade of abuse and that TB only need to say 'feck' and win, I'll say feck too.

Given two options, you can either fight someone, and probably get hit in the face yourself, or feck someone, it's a no brainer really, it's not like I'm getting a probing, I'm not facing any discomfort from it, and as Hectic said, he could go for me first (God knows why, but he might), so it's probably for the best that I go for him before he goes for me.

Another reason, although this is very unlikely, I could die in the fight, or at least get seriously injured (after all, we are in a bare knuckle fight for an hour). Like I say, it's very improbable, but it is a possibilty. I don't think I'd die by shafting my other being.

So, in the interest of safety, enjoyment and preservation of my rectum, I'll say feck.
 
God that felt weird to type out.

Liam you also have to stop doing this 'That's all I've got for now, I'll add some later' bullshit, it's not only not allowed, but it just means your first answer posted clearly hasn't been thought out enough. I can't express this enough, this competition is not about answering the quickest, if it means spending more time on your answer so it includes everything you want to say, then do that!

Noted.
 
A clone is an exact replica, it'd share the same DNA, it's not ridiculous to think we'd share the same thoughts.

There's been quite a few animals who have been cloned - Dolly the sheep for example. Do you really think that, say, when the original sheep baa'd the clone sheep would baa at the same time? :lol: I know the situation is slightly different as the sheep clone will be at least x months younger than the original sheep whereas we're assuming with your clone that he'll be the exact same age as you, but the point still stands.

Of course, with the cloned sheep they most likely wouldn't have the same knowledge as the original sheep due to the different surroundings and circumstances they have seen during their lifetime.

TB's point is a good one. You might have the same knowledge, but it doesn't mean you'll both think and do exactly the same thing at the same time.
 
It's less about your answer than your reasoning for choosing it, I'll accept your current one and await TB.
 
Just opened the fb page and i was like feck Hectic here also
Actually there was a user with the exact same display pic as hectics avatar :lol:.
I was afraid for a second
 
Yeah, with in reason. Hectic would know better if it's within the forum rules, people swear here all the time, what hell are you going to say ... nvm I'm intrigued, go for it.
 
Lastwolf's rant.
It's a hypothetical fecking question Liam, I don't actually have access to cloning technology and if I did, there are better things to do with it that create a real life version of lemmings. Which I would be doing by cloning you.

The reason that there are great lengths to establish that no-one to find out. It is that guilt or what other people would think is often holds people back. In this hypothetical world, those two factors are removed.

Well side stepped, any personal guilt is your own bag.



How you see it is irrelevant.

I don't believe that me robbing a bank should be considered a crime, I doubt the police give two shits about my opinion on the matter.

The question is very very simple. Fight or feck.

There is a reason why it is formatted in that manner, people will obviously dodge with the bullshit "I'd talk to myself" answer, which you went ahead and did anyway.


It's yourself, Up until this moment. It's YOU, it knows everything you do, it's lived your life, it's raped and killed Kate Middleton, it's drown instead of escape zombies avoiding a veritable ironic sea of survival options and it's watched TB make the Amoonica the rape capital of the moon.

What possible incite could you gain from watching yourself talk ? buy a fecking camera. You already agree with everything he's saying, he's YOU, they are your points.

Talking is totally useless, I could lock you in a room and make you talk to yourself right now and it would be just as revealing to your character.

This might never happen again, this right now might be the only chance anyone has to answer one of the fundamental questions that has driven us since the dawn of time. Since the first dirty ape dropped out the trees and stood up to avoid the smell of his own fart.

FIGHT OR feck! ?

:lol: Genius.
 
This question in this thread has put an awful image in my mind of all the newbs, standing in a circle in a playground, surrounding two Liams, like the worst school lunchtime ever, shouting "feck! feck! feck! feck! feck!" I'd have hated to have gone to that school.
 
Fighting with some person is always dangerous.I mean there could be blood plus scars.So i won't fight as simple as that.

Second option isn't totally the worst thing.
See we all like girls we want to feck them and all.While because of the way we grow up we find even the thought of having(just talking about non homo's) sex with the same person little creepy.
Or more likely its because of our genes that we find it creepy.
But saying that I would rather die or fight for 1 hour in a room is just being deluded.

What would happen when we will have sex with same sex? Are we going to feel like someone is beating us or will we feel like "I should die right now?". No specially when its given no one else will find out.

Hetro's don't want to have sex with same person, true but i feel the strength of this (not having sex with same sex feeling)feeling that people pretend is way overrated and not true.
I mean i would never think of having sex with the person of same sex but if someone gives me 1,000$ for just 1 time and given the assurance that no one will ever get to know this(Even the person i had sex with will not remember this) then I'll do it.
obviously no sucking(eeeeewwwwww) etc.

So since i have to only spend 1 hour i'll try to convince him to give me a blow job.
I'll try to make a deal in which only he gives me a blowjob.
You guys will think how is that possible well i will try my best and if deal doesn't happen then no blowjobs.

See the thing is if you could close your eyes and pretend its a girl then her(see pretend like this ) giving you a blowjob shouldn't be such a problem.Who knows you might enjoy it.Obviously then comes the worst part.
So after that i'll rape him.
Obviously the biggest problem is to be able to pretend that he is a girl.But i believe one can do that.
If not welll even then it shouldn't be end of the world as the peoples perception is.
 
So you'll make him suck your TheBestestTadpole and then you'll rape him? You know you have to take it in the pooper at some point, right?
 
Well that is the worst part but still better than killing yourself or getting beaten
 
Yes, you've no doubt won this round but you will never get away with him you getting all the "pleasure" in this deal