No, I think it's 5-2, although it should be 4-3, possibly even 3-4.
Let's be fair about this.
No, I think it's 5-2, although it should be 4-3, possibly even 3-4.
Let's be fair about this.
Right, does anyone have a question they specifically want to ask?
I love this thread, it took a bit of a dark turn recently but it's quality. I was thinking for the next part they could try some sort of debate. Like one argues for something and the other argues against. Could be quite interesting.
A debate or a rorschach test.
I think I have one, don't know if it's crap or not. Do we PM the questions to you Hectic ?
Ask ahead in bold LW.
Has this turned into a serious thread H ?
You are Locked in a room, with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no camera or ways for others to view what goes on in this room. This clone will completely disappear in one hour and you will be released from this room by, let's say, robots who's memory will wiped instantly. No one will ever know what goes on in this room but you, no-one on the outside world will even know you spent an hour alone with your clone.
So, You're in a room alone with your clone, for an hour. Fight or feck ?
So, You're in a room alone with your clone, for an hour. Fight or feck ?
Also I'd like to point out that what goes on in this room will be known by everyone here, so it's hardly a secret, which is the main point of the question.
Fight or feck? That's rather limited...
I sort of feel sorry for Liam and thebest with that question.
Almost.
Almost.
Look on the bright side. It might be their only opportunity to get laid!
No, the dispute between me and TB was part of the mental obliteration that he was meant to experience, but hadn't to the extent I'd have liked, given Liam's appetite for self-mental destruction being too strong earlier on.
Haven't seen TB active for last couple of days. Has he posted in the General since the dispute?
Oh and for those wondering what the points are at the moment, open the spoiler below:
Question 1:
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 1
Question 2:
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 2
Question 3:
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 3
Question 4:
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 4
Question 5:
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 6:
Don't think either of them got points, did they?
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 7:
Points:
Laim147: 1
TheBest: 5
The ask each other round (sponsored by Google/CMOv1):
Points:
Laim147: 2
TheBest: 5
Question 1:
You have woken up, and realize you have overslept. Confusion sets in as you try to identify your surroundings. Turning the TV on, you sense something is wrong before you hear it. It's only a zombie invasion, happening right now, in your country. Create a detailed plan on how you would survive, where you would go, and how you take care of provisions and safety. How would you face the zombie Apocalypse? This is not a short answer, so if necessary take some time with it.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 1
Question 2:
You are trapped in the desert, you were stripped naked, you have little water, just enough water to get to the nearest civilisation without dieing from dehydration or sun-stroke. You can get to this village because you have a map on a piece of cloth. However, you also have a very, very bad cut on your knee, it is bleeding badly. Infact, if you don't immediately cover it from the sand it will get worse, the bleeding will continue, infection will set in and you will be immobile. If you place the cloth on the wound, the blood will wash away the faint ink. What do you do?
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 2
Question 3:
what's that banging? you are stirred from your slumber by the sound of someone pummelling incessantly at a door. you can hear their muffled cries but you can't quite make out what they're shouting. your head is throbbing, you can’t quite remember how you arrived at this moment in time or what the previous 24 hours held for you. you take a moment to get your bearings. you are in unfamiliar territory, it looks like a hotel room. nothing too fancy but nothing too grotty either. you can’t be too sure, everything is hazy, your eyes haven’t adjusted yet.
you go to wipe the sleep from your eyes and what's that? your hand feels damp against your face. uh oh, jizz again? no, not this time, you peel your hand back and notice it's caked in blood. you look down at yourself and you're stained from head to toe in the life's blood of someone, something. it can't be your own for you are still alive, there’s too much of it for you to be alive. you glance to your left and recoil in horror, there lies the bloody body of a woman, at least you think it's a woman, she has been stabbed so many times it's hard to tell.
you are dumbstruck, you can’t remember what happened but you know you didn’t do this. you fade out, everything goes silent, you are in shock. the pounding at your door continues the whole time and slowly you start to tune back into your surroundings. “well i say this is just the biggest outrage, open this door now catherine, open this door at once or so help me god you’ll feel the back of my hand, hooray henry, pip pip, rar! rar! rar!” you stand up to approach the door, your penis leaves a wet patch as it brushes the side of your leg. there’s cum on the tip of your penis, it might be in her too. you peek out of the peephole in your door and there stands prince william. you are taken aback. prince william? catherine? you glance back at the body. oh god, there’s no way anyone will believe you didn’t do this.
“i know you’re in there! right! that’s it! i knew i shouldn’t have married a commoner, i am calling the po-po, them 5-0 be here within 5 minutes, middleton, how very dare you defy me.”
at present he doesn’t know you’re in there. you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door. how are you to use these valuable minutes? what is your subsequent plan to evade capture, prison and daily butt rogerings? you have about your person what you’d normally have, clothes, phone, wallet, key, and whatever you’d normally find in a standard hotel room to aid your cause.
you go to wipe the sleep from your eyes and what's that? your hand feels damp against your face. uh oh, jizz again? no, not this time, you peel your hand back and notice it's caked in blood. you look down at yourself and you're stained from head to toe in the life's blood of someone, something. it can't be your own for you are still alive, there’s too much of it for you to be alive. you glance to your left and recoil in horror, there lies the bloody body of a woman, at least you think it's a woman, she has been stabbed so many times it's hard to tell.
you are dumbstruck, you can’t remember what happened but you know you didn’t do this. you fade out, everything goes silent, you are in shock. the pounding at your door continues the whole time and slowly you start to tune back into your surroundings. “well i say this is just the biggest outrage, open this door now catherine, open this door at once or so help me god you’ll feel the back of my hand, hooray henry, pip pip, rar! rar! rar!” you stand up to approach the door, your penis leaves a wet patch as it brushes the side of your leg. there’s cum on the tip of your penis, it might be in her too. you peek out of the peephole in your door and there stands prince william. you are taken aback. prince william? catherine? you glance back at the body. oh god, there’s no way anyone will believe you didn’t do this.
“i know you’re in there! right! that’s it! i knew i shouldn’t have married a commoner, i am calling the po-po, them 5-0 be here within 5 minutes, middleton, how very dare you defy me.”
at present he doesn’t know you’re in there. you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door. how are you to use these valuable minutes? what is your subsequent plan to evade capture, prison and daily butt rogerings? you have about your person what you’d normally have, clothes, phone, wallet, key, and whatever you’d normally find in a standard hotel room to aid your cause.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 3
Question 4:
You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse. You can't just invent things that you personally, don't know how to make, i.e cars, computers, aeroplanes etc. This is a question of using proper and relevant resources, combined with modern knowledge to make your model country.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 4
Question 5:
You have 10 million pounds, and have been told to make your ideal life out of it. It's still a competition, so you can't say something like buy a resort and lounge around forever, well, you can but you'd lose probably. You have 10 million pounds, and you need to make the most of it. How are you going to do this? It's not just about you guys, it has to appeal to us as well, like you are trying to convince someone to live your ideal life. Do not post your answer, just post that it is ready, and then you can reveal at the same time. Of course, it's also a guessing game as to what you opponent is going to do with that 10 million pounds, will he re-invest it, will he splash it out for materialistic paradise etc.
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 6:
In Roman times, it was believed that with knowledge came great power. If you were able to ask one question and receive the correct answer, along with a definitive proof so that everyone else in the world would believe you, what would it be and why?
Points:
Laim147: 0
TheBest: 5
Question 7:
You've received a phone call. It's only America. Obama is on the phone, and he starts to rap at you from every angle - of course he doesn't you absolute racist, he's asking for your help, in a completely normal manner. The space war is back on, it's not about reaching the moon anymore, they want you to build America, on the moon, even by force if neccesary. You have been requested (you will not say no), to head up a small team of the brightest minds America has to offer, as well as a squadron of 50 crack commandos (not drug addicts) to protect you/defeat others.
What plans have you got to secure your compound, and stabalize it for growth and Americanization? Your team is full of bright minds, and the coldest killers, and they will do your bidding, money is not a problem, you just have to outline the materials you would need, what you want to achieve in the sense of making it like the USA, how you would make it safe, and what you would do to protect it from enemy nations, who do not want the moon to become Mini-moon America.
What plans have you got to secure your compound, and stabalize it for growth and Americanization? Your team is full of bright minds, and the coldest killers, and they will do your bidding, money is not a problem, you just have to outline the materials you would need, what you want to achieve in the sense of making it like the USA, how you would make it safe, and what you would do to protect it from enemy nations, who do not want the moon to become Mini-moon America.
Laim147: 1
TheBest: 5
The ask each other round (sponsored by Google/CMOv1):
TheBest's question:
Laim147's final answer:
Laim147's question:
TheBest's answer:
Five pirates have obtained 100 gold coins and
have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all
extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish
(especially the captain).
The captain always proposes a distribution of
the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if
half the crew or more go "Aye", the loot is
divided as proposed, as no pirate would be
willing to take on the captain without superior
force on their side.(he might kill them in anger)
If the captain fails to obtain support of at least
half his crew (which includes himself), he faces
a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him
and make him die a painfull death which could be setting him on fire while he is still alive.
The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?
Remember each pirate has seniority assigned.
captain is at top then there is number 2 then number 3, 4 and at last number 5
have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all
extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish
(especially the captain).
The captain always proposes a distribution of
the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if
half the crew or more go "Aye", the loot is
divided as proposed, as no pirate would be
willing to take on the captain without superior
force on their side.(he might kill them in anger)
If the captain fails to obtain support of at least
half his crew (which includes himself), he faces
a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him
and make him die a painfull death which could be setting him on fire while he is still alive.
The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?
Remember each pirate has seniority assigned.
captain is at top then there is number 2 then number 3, 4 and at last number 5
Laim147's final answer:
33.33333% final answer.
Laim147's question:
Basically, you were on a ship, which was caught in a terrible storm, and you wound up shipwrecked on an island. You don't know where this island is, you aren't accompanied by anyone, the only thing you have are the clothes you were wearing and a compass that's stayed around your neck. Your first objective is to survive long enough to get off the the island, your second objective of course, is to actually get off the island.
How will you first keep yourself alive, without being killed by resident animals, starving etc, and how will you get off the island.
How will you first keep yourself alive, without being killed by resident animals, starving etc, and how will you get off the island.
TheBest's answer:
Since my ship is totally destroyed , i'll have to prepare myself for surviving the island.
First of all i will scout the island, identify myself with the island like with flora and fauna in as much detail as possible.
I'd try to find some wood for a fire, of course, as well as materials with which to make a temporary shelter.
Then will look for the food sources like fruits coconut and after that i'll also use fish as food.I will try to setup fire via rubbing woods onto a very dry wood.
Since fish are hard to get i may try to survive on reptiles and other things found there.I'll prepare one spear of wood for hunting whatever i can found like these reptiles.
For water I would use the plants on the island; you can drink water from trees etc because they transpire, and also find a method of collecting rainwater, plus will find a stream(if i could) in case other two methods aren't feasible.
Since i don't know how to make a ship or boat i won't try to make that.
Instead i'll find a material which produces heavy smoke and will try to keep a beacon going as often as possible. And I will wait for the rescue. I am sure due to smoke someone will notice.
I won't get lost in the middle of the island because of that compass.
First of all i will scout the island, identify myself with the island like with flora and fauna in as much detail as possible.
I'd try to find some wood for a fire, of course, as well as materials with which to make a temporary shelter.
Then will look for the food sources like fruits coconut and after that i'll also use fish as food.I will try to setup fire via rubbing woods onto a very dry wood.
Since fish are hard to get i may try to survive on reptiles and other things found there.I'll prepare one spear of wood for hunting whatever i can found like these reptiles.
For water I would use the plants on the island; you can drink water from trees etc because they transpire, and also find a method of collecting rainwater, plus will find a stream(if i could) in case other two methods aren't feasible.
Since i don't know how to make a ship or boat i won't try to make that.
Instead i'll find a material which produces heavy smoke and will try to keep a beacon going as often as possible. And I will wait for the rescue. I am sure due to smoke someone will notice.
I won't get lost in the middle of the island because of that compass.
Points:
Laim147: 2
TheBest: 5
I fear that may hold me back for a long time.
Anyway, my answer. I wouldn't feck him, I mean, no. Plus, if he is my exact clone, he wouldn't want a good shafting, so then I'd have to rape him. God this thread is truly awful at times. Nor would I fight myself, just, what's the point? We'd be exactly as hard as each other, there'd be no winner, I'd just get punched in the face.
I'd talk to him and try and find out some bad qualities. You never really notice yourself in the sense of how you sound and act, it's only observable to other people. So I'd like to see what I'm like, how I act, how I talk etc.
Then I'd probably do things you can't do to yourself, i.e. hug, shake hands, stuff like that.
I might add more stuff to this later as I think of it, but for the time being, this'll do.
EDIT: Nice one Damo.
Excellent work Damien.
It's not an option to hug or shake hands though. Either feck or fight, and explain why you chose one of the options
Question with two possible answers, and you go for an entirely different option?
No, I wouldn't do either, for reasons specified. If it came to it, we'd sit in silence until the hour was up. You can't force me into gay sexual assault.
I don't see it as two options but two suggestions. Neither of which I fancy.
Thanks. The "Question #"'s are links to the actual questions so you can look at their answers from there. Would have included the answers in that post, but they kept chopping and changing (and to be honest, it's better to look at the thread itself as it just keeps on giving
). Some gems of posts that I missed the first time I read through this thread.You'd hug yourself though? Where do you draw the boundary Liam? Is it not impolite to not slip yourself one while hugging yourself?
Sure they can. If you dont do either the first hour, you'd just sit there until you either give him a good shafting or until you get so annoyed by yourself that you hit him. By not doing either, you'll be stuck in that room forever and thus starve to death. You have now managed to kill yourself again
"Hello Liam, do you have any bad qualities I haven't noticed about myself?"
"Hello Liam, no, do you?"
"No."
"Shake hands?"
"Yeah, let's hug too."
"Hello Liam, no, do you?"
"No."
"Shake hands?"
"Yeah, let's hug too."
How does one slip oneself one?
Sound logic there Burrow, I'm in for a room for an hour, do nothing, and somehow die!
Great summary Damien, you are the master of summaries. Grandmaster Summarizer.
Usually Liam, you take your penis and use it, as if you were using it on a woman, except on yourself, not in the vagina, but in your own anus. The Clone then reciprocates the favour. If you can call it a favour that is.
"Oh you know what is really cool Liam?"
"What's that Liam?"
"If you lick my elbow, it's like you are licking your own elbow"
"Haha this is class, I'm licking my own elbow everybody!"
"What's that Liam?"
"If you lick my elbow, it's like you are licking your own elbow"
"Haha this is class, I'm licking my own elbow everybody!"
It's not an option to stay in the room for an hour and do nothing though. You'll both stay there until you either feck or fight. TheBest can stay away from this thread until Christmas and still win this if you stick with your answer
Mid hug? What do you think I am?
Yes, that is another thing I'd consider. You know, for the experience.Mid-hug is the perfect romantic moment, just turn yourself around, slowly, sensually. Then bum yourself.
Liam, how do you know that your clone doesn't want to rape you? It's a clone after all, it might resent you being the real you. It might want that real meat. Perhaps it's actually safer for you to automatically assume this, and rape him first.
"Hey Liam, if we kill each other at the same time, I bet it's not suicide"
"Are you sure?"
"Hell yeah I'm sure!"
"That'll show them, I can't wait to see the look on their faces"
"Are you sure?"
"Hell yeah I'm sure!"
"That'll show them, I can't wait to see the look on their faces"
"Hey Liam, if we dont fight or feck we're both going to die!"
"No, I dont want to fight! I might hurt myself!"
"No, I dont want to fight! I might hurt myself!"
Get the pre-emptive rape in, it's what any right-minded person would do Liam. What an odd question.Right, I'm working under the assumption that my clone is essentially me. Actually, if that was the case, nothing would happen, we couldn't talk, as we'd just be saying the same thing at the same time, as we share the exact same thoughts.
You might be onto something. Maybe I should assert my dominance over myself. But again, if he's exactly the same as me, he'll try the same thing. I don't even know any more. What's the point.
"Hey you look familiar, do you work in Tesco's?"
"Liam, what would you have said for that Zombie question?"
"The same as you Liam."
"I knew I was right."
"The same as you Liam."
"I knew I was right."