Complete Mental Obliteration V2

TheBest said:
Yup it will travel larger distance.
Looks like someone else got obliterated
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I was talking in terms of the course of the bullet, I expected people to realise I didn't mean floating off into space was part of the flight of the bullet.
 
You know just thought of something. In this thread we have had the sexual assault and murder of one of the Royals. Now we have the rape or at least statutory rape of one of the Presidents daughters.

For sure this website is now being monitored by the NSA, Scotland Yard, CIA , MI5 and various other US and UK security agencies. We should all expect a knock on the door....soon.

If The CAF is shutdown mysteriously, we will know why.
 
Laim147 said:
Food source.

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Very good yes a food source, we got that....but still you need to keep them from jumping around too much in the low gravity...hence the artificial gravity.....these things are important Liam. The last thing you want is to be walking around on the Moon and have some floating cow take a dump on your head.
 
AdZzUtd said:
I was talking in terms of the course of the bullet, I expected people to realise I didn't mean floating off into space was part of the flight of the bullet.
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Why would it 'float off'? There'd be less air resistance as well, i assume the velocity would be pretty similar.
 
JustAFan said:
Very good yes a food source, we got that....but still you need to keep them from jumping around too much in the low gravity...hence the artificial gravity.....these things are important Liam. The last thing you want is to be walking around on the Moon and have some floating coat take a dump on your head.
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Cows and pigs aren't jumping, and Chickens won't just drift off into oblivion.
 
Marlboro Red said:
Why would it 'float off'? There'd be less air resistance as well, i assume the velocity would be pretty similar.
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Once the bullet lost it's usual velocity it'd float off, if you fire a gun a bullet has a distance it will travel, before dropping to planet Earth. There is less gravity on the moon, meaning once it loses speed it will float off, because it isn't sufficiently weighted.
 
TheBest said:
i never said about raping her could be true love like movies
One girl and one hero on a space ship = true love :drool:

Unfortunately i didn't know her age
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Makki posted this just now in the 10k thread which seems oddly appropriate (apart from her being 13 and not 12):

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Kind of seeing this one as starting to look like a draw. To me the important part of the question was building AMERICA on the Moon. This has been missed by both replaced with some generalities, child molestation and wanking.
 
It wouldn't just continue indefinitely though, other than that. My PhD shines through again.
 
JustAFan said:
Ok initially I am unimpressed with Liam's response. I believe the question was how to build AMERICA on the moon. I see nothing about how to build America on the moon.

He has addressed some of the scientific issues that have to solved, building a dome....he did talk about temperature, breathing, what types of weapons you could actually use in the moons enviroment. Those are pluses. But it was also very general and kind of like a kids essay on how to build a base on the Moon.

But where is the America in this? Have we bombed anyone? Where is the war on terror? The war on drugs? No Starbucks, McDonald's, BBQ joints, Subways, KFC's? What about an all you can eat buffet of some kind? He even missed out on discussing how even overweight Americans could be useful in a low gravity enviroment.

What of baseball, American Football, NASCAR on the moon?

Does he know anything about America? Certainly he should have mentioned efforts to control the resource rich portions of the Moon? What about gas guzzling cars, yes we need big, huge moon buggies that will use tremendous amounts of gas?

Of course any American attempt to colonize a part of the moon has to start with bombing someone or something, doesn't it?

What about Democracy, the far right, the far left, the lack of adequate governmental oversite on a variety of issues?


His entry really reads like a childrens version of what would be needed to live on the Moon...import some cows and chickens please.

I expected to have America lampooned on a skewer, I am sorely disappointed, though perhaps TB or some of the other posters will step up to the plate and batter my fragile American sensibilities.
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Completely right. I can't believe he has failed to mention anything about America. He didn't even use the word. Don't give me some bullshit about it being impossible. You are setting up a giant space compound, limitations were not mentioned, and no attempt was made to address this extremely key part of the question.
 
I just can't get over TB's casual idea of possibly raping the presidents underage daughter.
 
Also, he turned it into battlefield Moon. For the first time in this competition Liam didn't kill himself, or anyone else.
 
Don't celebrate so much, you didn't actually build America either.
 
Yeah TB turned into a nightmare war on invisible moon enemies. There were no other armies, or compounds to secure, but I suppose he exhibited the American spirit by trying to kill everything that lived, even if it didn't.
 
Liam didn't even think of America. He was busy thinking about his next rocket trip to somewhere.
 
Hectic said:
Yeah TB turned into a nightmare war on invisible moon enemies. There were no other armies, or compounds to secure, but I suppose he exhibited the American spirit by trying to kill everything that lived, even if it didn't.
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:lol: Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful, he also sent most of his commando's back to Earth - that was a hidden gem amidst a tide of terrible terrible ideas.

So essentially, the simple task of building America on the Moon was completely avoided.
 
I mean, for him to make that comment, he must have seen her. You don't hear someone has a daughter and suggest you want to so something to her unless you know about them, at the very basic, and this is assuming you are a sexed starved mongrel, you would need to know her age. There's so many questions. Is this a thought confined to the internet, has he said this out aloud in public, have people had to think to myself, my god this is a sexual predator?
 
Hectic said:
You've received a phone call. It's only America. Obama is on the phone, and he starts to rap at you from every angle - of course he doesn't you absolute racist, he's asking for your help, in a completely normal manner. The space war is back on, it's not about reaching the moon anymore, they want you to build America, on the moon, even by force if neccesary. You have been requested (you will not say no), to head up a small team of the brightest minds America has to offer, as well as a squadron of 50 crack commandos (not drug addicts) to protect you/defeat others.

What plans have you got to secure your compound, and stabalize it for growth and Americanization? Your team is full of bright minds, and the coldest killers, and they will do your bidding, money is not a problem, you just have to outline the materials you would need, what you want to achieve in the sense of making it like the USA, how you would make it safe, and what you would do to protect it from enemy nations, who do not want the moon to become Mini-moon America.
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It's actually amazing. It's like you two put your semi-half minds together, and addressed separate parts of the question, whilst both avoiding the Americanization bit. Liam took on all the aspects of making it safe, using his scientists and some signs of growth, while TB became Crack Rambo and turned it into a 24-7 warzone of space doom. It's like a nature program, and we are all David Attenborough, observing from a respectable distance.
 
:lol: :lol:

That's amazing Hectic, like a transformer you put Liam and TheBest plans together and what happens?!

Liam who worked for peace
TheBest who created Star Wars

They cancel each other out, this means, quite literally, they are stood looking at each other on the Moon, with no Commando's because TheBest sent them home, but he did bring Obama's underage Daughter, but also no America, because Liam forgot to build America.

Well done boys, well fecking done.
 
I know the question was basically impossible to answer but, wtf you didn't come even remotely close.

I'm glad we all now know the biggest problems with starting America on the moon, is gravity.

Apart from the fact he wanted to rape a child, I can't make head nor tails of what TB wanted to do. He avoids 'enemies' in one sentence then goes and finds enemies in the next, then avoids them again like he's doing Moon Hokey Cokey.

Brandishing rocket launchers even though they know you'd have to be retarded to use them is a masterstroke because an ordinarily idle threat becomes a real one when they realise it's TB and crew.

Your both wrong anyway. You failed miserably.

Iraqi taught us this.

Building a mini America.

Step 1: Bomb the shit out of it (you can skip this, it's the moon it's dead)
Step 2: Open a McDonalds
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit.
 
I can't believe I read through that whole TB command and conquer answer.

I've read some crazy shit off late, but that takes the spacecake.

This thread is obliterating it's readers.
 
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