Complete Mental Obliteration V2

This is one of my favourite stages of the competition. This is where those cotton mittens come off and the retards attack each other with wit, determination and confusion.

This is where we see what your made of physically, not just mentally. And we can conclude in confidence that mentally, you're both made of jelly.
 
Liam will receive two punishments for continued taking the piss, one will be a neg rep.
 
I'm not sure, but it's going to be harsh. He was warned many times, and he had sufficient time yesterday, as well as saying he will send it in the designated times, so a message must be sent, and it must be received.
 
Disrespecting this competition? You want to explain and apologise repeatedly Liam?
 
Hectic said:
Both answers will come tonight, or there will be grave consequences.
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TheBest said:
Sorry won't be able to give my answer today have to sleep

but before sleeping i will make a thread as my punishment
Just for hectic.
Hectic do you have any pic on redcafe?
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And considering you also decided to try and punish yourself, which involved making a thread about me, asking why I was a 5ft nerd bitch or something.

It's fair to say that didn't go down well.
 
Whoa sorry guys, firstly, I did have the basic outline of a question, but it needed wording right, and needed some details adding to it, and a scenario surrounding it, like all of your did. Give me one hour, and it will be sent.

Also I had a lie in this morning.
 
Ok received. Let me know when you have 30 minutes to answer TB's question.
 
Hectic said:
Basically you hadn't done anything.
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I'd thought of the outline, but wanted to add a Kate Middleton type element to it, but after trying and failing (and actually trying to do university assignments (funny how I've prioritised them isn't it?)) I decided to leave it out.

Hectic said:
Ok received. Let me know when you have 30 minutes to answer TB's question.
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fine, now.
 
I will post in at 1pm on the dot, so you have till 1:30pm to answer, or face a penalty.
 
Okay, you have till 13:40 to complete your answer:

TheBest said:
Five pirates have obtained 100 gold coins and
have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all
extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish
(especially the captain).
The captain always proposes a distribution of
the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if
half the crew or more go "Aye", the loot is
divided as proposed, as no pirate would be
willing to take on the captain without superior
force on their side.(he might kill them in anger)
If the captain fails to obtain support of at least
half his crew (which includes himself), he faces
a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him
and make him die a painfull death which could be setting him on fire while he is still alive.
The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?

Remember each pirate has seniority assigned.

captain is at top then there is number 2 then number 3, 4 and at last number 5
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TheBest said:
Five pirates have obtained 100 gold coins and
have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all
extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish
(especially the captain).
The captain always proposes a distribution of
the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if
half the crew or more go "Aye", the loot is
divided as proposed, as no pirate would be
willing to take on the captain without superior
force on their side.(he might kill them in anger)
If the captain fails to obtain support of at least
half his crew (which includes himself), he faces
a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him
and make him die a painfull death which could be setting him on fire while he is still alive.
The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?

Remember each pirate has seniority assigned.

captain is at top then there is number 2 then number 3, 4 and at last number 5
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:lol::lol:

At first I thought this question was going to be much better than mine, then it seemed like a riddle, then it seemed just plain bizarre.

I'm not even sure I understand the question?

When he says divided, does he mean equally? Does he mean the distribution will go: 40%, 20%, 20%, 10%, 10%?

I can't for the life of me work out what he's getting at here. The question may as well have been, two guys go to the beach for a day, what is my middle name?
 
It's pretty obvious Liam. Not being able to comprehend what divided means isn't a good start for you!!!
 
Did he say, divide the amounts equally? That should answer your question on 'When he says divided, does he mean equally?'
 
Smores said:
It's pretty obvious Liam. Not being able to comprehend what divided means isn't a good start for you!!!
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As I've already stated, I know what divided means. I divided them, but I don't know if 'that's the maximum the captain can get'.

One good thing about this though, is it isn't open to interpretation, there is one definite right answer (probably).

Hectic said:
Did he say, divide the amounts equally? That should answer your question on 'When he says divided, does he mean equally?'
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I'm well aware of that, my issue is that he didn't specify either way.
 
Yep, clearly.

Anyway, for now, as I don't see my answer changing, I'm going to say that he proposes to split it up like this:

30%
30%
30%
5%
5%

That way, the majority of pirates are happy, so the lowest two won't vote against him, yet they do still get a portion of the coins.

Damien1990 said:
Look at lines 5, 6 and 8.
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That's what I'm going by, that the captain decides that it won't be dstributed evenly, hence my answer.
 
Laim147 said:
Yep, clearly.

Anyway, for now, as I don't see my answer changing, I'm going to say that he proposes to split it up like this:

30%
30%
30%
5%
5%

That way, the majority of pirates are happy, so the lowest two won't vote against him, yet they do still get a portion of the coins.



That's what I'm going by, that the captain decides that it won't be dstributed evenly, hence my answer.
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He's not asking how the money should be split up though.
 
What is the maximum number of coins the
captain can keep without risking his life?
 
Read the fecking question. Jesus Christ Liam you don't half take the piss.
 
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