Complete Mental Obliteration V2

You've just spent the last 7 or 8 posts, stalling. You could have posted an answer in stead, it's not like any of the answers have been that viable anyway if anything more time is hurting your chances. The less time spent 'thinking' the better.
 
Plus i think one answer shouldn't take more than 30 minutes so may be i'll be able to answer.
I'll see what i can do
 
Hmmm i have to only pm right?

So it doesn't matter until laim pm's hectic

I'll think about the question and will pm the answer today to hectic
 
Pm as soon as possible, pretend like I already have Liams pm.

Answers from this point will not take more than thirty minutes, so I'm sure you will still be able to play.

Todays answers must come before 9pm.
 
Not really, but I fear we are losing momentum. All we need is some killjoy now to come in a ruin it, like that knob did with the kukumi thread.
 
DomesticTadpole said:
Has anyones brain exploded from this yet? Laim...TB?
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Apparantly so.....just not sure which one this is....


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TheBest said:
I have only 2 or 3 more days when i may be able to come online for 2 or 3 hours after that I will hardly come online for more than 2 months(although after 2 weeks i'll again have 1 week break).
So can you complete the game this week?
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Hurry up and finish Liam off, it's in your grasp TB. Stop being a nefarious cretin and get online, make a case for why you should be the next Obama and blow the poncey Palin out of the water. I'm getting sick and tired of your excuses. Ants this, exams that. I would ask you if I gave a shit...
 
Hectic said:
Answers must come today, there will be punishment against both, and it will heavy, as both of you were asked to answer days and days ago. Liam you have been online more than enough to see the warnings, TB will get extra punishment for creating that entire thread, when he should have just answered this question. I have to make sure this is taken seriously, and I've warned you both of what happens when contestants don't contribute, so it will be punishment where it counts most.
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Sent.

TheBest said:
ok so ladies and gentlemen thebest player is finally here
You can start wanking

**Greeted by the crowd**
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:lol::lol:
 
@Hectic since i have to secure the compound does that mean they already have the compound there on the moon?
 
That compound needs to be secured TB. The USSR (assuming their rocket will work) will be there in 25 minutes and counting, there's no time to be spared. We trust in you TB... the whole of the USA is depending upon you.
 
_Say_Goodbye_ said:
That compound needs to be secured TB. The USSR (assuming their rocket will work) will be there in 25 minutes and counting, there's no time to be spared. We trust in you TB... the whole of the USA is depending upon you.
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There also could be an influx of undocumented workers into the compound......THEY TOOK OUR MOON JOBS!
 
Read it from the start, you won't regret it. Or read from page 9 onwards if you are time handicapped.
 
TheBest said:
Ok in 5 minutes i'll post mine
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Hm, missed your deadline. You won't get 5 minutes more in your exams will you.
PatrickE239 said:
I am going to have to set aside a bit of time on my laptop one night this week then. iPhones are no good for scrolling
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It is definitely one of the funnier threads. Ever. Read the last (or first) CMO thread, that one was even better.
 
Stay up TB, your mission is not complete yet.
(I'm sure Hectic will post the answers shortly)
 
First thing this will be my shittest answer because i have no idea what am i supposed to write.

Here is my answer first i'll tell obama yes we can.Would you like to keep your daughter safe with us?:drool:

After that I'll meet with all the 50 commandos and with my team of brightest mind of america.
I will look at the place where enemies are on moon plus the location of the compound i have to secure. After that i'll leave with my team for the moon.
I'll also take all the ammunition and as much food we can take.I'll land on moon at a place little far from enemies and compound.After that i'll move
towards the compound with commandos protecting all of us and we would be carrying all food and stuff.We will try to avoid the regions where enemies are
while moving towards the compound. After reaching the compound will tell the commandos to recover the region and kill the enemies.We will also be carrying rocket launchers to indimidate them.But will try to not use it since we don't want to lose the compound.After securing the compound we will capture all of there weapons and whatever there's left.After that i will choose 10 commandos to leave for the rocket(from the route we came) to move back to the earth and this time to bring as much as food as they can.In the mean time I will ask all these bright man about quantity of materials like RCC and name of other materials and quantity needed to make a real strong protection around the compound. I want to make a large square wall around the compound with some good distance between the gate of the wall and of the compound.There will be guards on the top of wall to keep the compound secure(in future) .There will also be space for the landing of my rocket inside the barrier.After getting all the inputs i'll tell the team that went to earth via satellite about the things they are supposed to bring plus will tell them to bring some laborers also.Plus bring more ammunition.Then they will comeback this time landing just outside the compound.Slowly will bring them inside the compound and will make the laborers start their work and commandos will be covering them.At the same time will tell another group (this time only 1 or 2 commando)to leave for earth and will instruct them later what to bring plus will ask them to bring more backup in any form be it shit commando's.After completing the construction of barrier i'll slowly slowly tell some shit(not the original 50)commando's(shit word not to be taken on heart just used to distinguish them from the original commando's)to cover all four sides of wall.
So i'll just keep on building military power.Plus i'll release one group of commando's to adjacent areas to eliminate enemies and hence to take that place in our command .Then slowly with the help of laborers will start making 1 storey buildings(which can later be converted to multiple storey buildings).

So slowly slowly i'll increase our military capability and the area under our control.Will also start building more buildings.After having substantial
amount of laborer here will start converting buildings into multistorey buildings.So slowly slowly i'll capture the whole moon for america and then
will slowly slowly develop it.After maybe 1 or 2 decade it will become like mini america.
Will transfer all the people to moon from us via rockets.Will develop more and more space fighters to fight the enemies.
After all that my name would be the most famous in the world.I'll even have my own channel named wanker channel.There will no more censorship.
I'll develop wanking beaches, wanking gardens and even one wanking city.:drool:
I'll be called as wanker of all wankers.:wanker::drool:
 
Liam, so you know I'm not influencing opinion, I won't properly comment on either until others have responded.
 
Laim147 said:
Right, there are so many problems here.

One problem is the temperature. It would have to be artificially regulated, as the moon does reach temperatures that are impossible to live with. However, there is an International Space Station, where people have to live for months at a time (AFAIK). So basically, I think you'd have to make a giant dome to live in, where things can be controlled.

I don't know how much of this is possible, but these bright minds at my disposal will tell me if this dome will act as a giant spacesuit, or if we'll all need spacesuits, as like I say, I don't know how it all works.

The commandos I have will need to be trained up for space travel, and I assume we'd have to supply them with anti-gravity-impeded weapons (melee weapons) due to gravity. Again, I'm not 100% sure, but I'd imagine bullets would be impacted by the lack of gravity. If not, my scientists will tell me, and it won't be a problem.

That brings me onto my next issue - gravity. I doubt humans could live for a long period of time without gravity, as growth amongst other things would be severely impacted.

Another thing is the lack of an atmosphere. Could humans survive without an atmosphere?

Also, you can't just take the whole moon, not based on my plan anyway. You'd need a portion of the moon, and sort of claim that part.

Eventually, in time, assuming all that needs claiming has been claimed, and all that's been built has been built, hopefully a faster transportation system would be developed, unless you planned on shipping cows, chickens, pigs etc to the moon to breed and then be used for food.

I'm sure there's things I've forgotten about, or just not covered, so feel free to ask any questions.

So, in summary, I'd send up the astronauts first, along with the people who could start building an artificial dome, that could regulate temperature, atmosphere and gravity, and then the commandos to fight those pesky Russians.

And apologies for the late reply.
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Liams.....................Entry.
 
Initial shock response after reading TB's opening two lines. He wants to kidnap and possibly sexually assault Obama's daughter.

Deep breath. Carry on reading.
 
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