Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Laim147 said:
:lol::lol::lol: Legendary!

How on earth people have said his is better than mine is beyond me.

Holes in your plan:
  • Why do you have a change of clothes? It seems like you spent one wild night there and that's it, and even the hotel stay was unplanned.
  • A handkerchief is going to hide your identity. I've always wondered why bank robbers never use them.
  • Hat and gloves at this time of year would look ridiculous, that wouldn;t even look slightly suspicious would it.
  • You'd then knock out Prince William. That is insane. You can't just go around killing anyone in sight, particularly royals. Do you think he was just wondering around on his own? Or were you planning on taking anyone else he was with out?
  • Changing many buses, so your face is all over the place.
  • You'll go to a village with not much electricity? Do you plan on travelling back in time to accomplish this?
  • It would be quickly established who knocked out the future king, and raped and killed a princess, the hotel should have your name, and your face, and these details would be broadcast all around the world.

Honest to god the worst plan for anything I've ever seen.
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Since he awoke naked and covered in blood, would this nit suggest he has some clothes in the room somewhere. Could they not be clean, or did he kill her, covering everything in blood, then strip?

Depends where he is on whether a hat or gloves would look out of place at this time of year. I was in Belfast today, a hat and gloves would have been handy.


I'm not saying his answer is good, I'm just picking a couple of holes in the holes you picked. It could be worse, he could've said he would go and float in the sea. ;)
 
Laim147 said:
:lol::lol::lol: Legendary!

How on earth people have said his is better than mine is beyond me.

Holes in your plan:
  • Why do you have a change of clothes? It seems like you spent one wild night there and that's it, and even the hotel stay was unplanned.
  • A handkerchief is going to hide your identity. I've always wondered why bank robbers never use them.
  • Hat and gloves at this time of year would look ridiculous, that wouldn;t even look slightly suspicious would it.
  • You'd then knock out Prince William. That is insane. You can't just go around killing anyone in sight, particularly royals. Do you think he was just wondering around on his own? Or were you planning on taking anyone else he was with out?
  • Changing many buses, so your face is all over the place.
  • You'll go to a village with not much electricity? Do you plan on travelling back in time to accomplish this?
  • It would be quickly established who knocked out the future king, and raped and killed a princess, the hotel should have your name, and your face, and these details would be broadcast all around the world.

Honest to god the worst plan for anything I've ever seen.
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Let's look at TB's holes, and compare them with what you did instead:



[*]Why do you have a change of clothes? It seems like you spent one wild night there and that's it, and even the hotel stay was unplanned.

[*]Changing many buses, so your face is all over the place.

[*] You'll go to a village with not much electricity? Do you plan on traveling back in time to accomplish this?

You didn't even address the clothes situation. Your plan was to jump out of a window and start running, where you would blend into the crowd as no-one would notice you, so you could take a combination on planes and trains to as far away as possible. How can your bring up buses? You were talking about trains and airports which are infinitely more monitored than buses, his idea is clearly a safer way. Clearly TB is talking about going to remote locations by cautious means, which is a better idea than traveling through airports looking to take flights everywhere!

Not to mention the whole part of your second plan involved going back into bed and telling the police to feck off as you know yourself you didn't do it, therefore, there can be no doubt about it.

Your plan a, which is all we will go on as the second is ridiculous, is no vague and unassuming it's pretty much impossible for TB to lose. After doing absolutely nothing in the five minutes you have, you jump out of a window, roam the streets (with not a single mention to the blood in clothes bit, which you have assumed anyway) to eventually take a train and plane out of the country, without mentioning money, or avoiding capture, or clearing your name or anything. It's not so much a plan, but a weird game to see how many things you can get away with before capture.

TB talks about:

- Dealing with the blood extensively
- low profile
- rural areas
- better means of transport
- an outcome
- cutting off contact

You haven't mentioned any of these things really. Don't get me wrong, he had some awful, awful ideas too, or things that were overly assumptions, but in general there was clearly more of a plan than yours. Compare his hat and gloves, extra clothes and Prince William assault, to your stay in bed idea which was as much of a plan as the first idea.
 
I reckon you rushed your plan Liam, looking at the time it was written.
 
Does this hotel where the murder takes place necessarily have to be in UK.

Because if an assumption can be made that the hotel is in some other country then there is hope for thebest's plan.
 
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Here is an idea of Laim might look like running around trying not to be notice whilst covered in blood.


So basically,Liam is going to take all the criticism he has received, change his plan and say "See I have the best plan now" Is that really how this game works?
 
Am I the only one who is surprised by the way this is progressing. I mean I honestly thought thebest would be similar to dewey and to be honest his answers to the scenarios have holes and can be dissected but for some inexplicable reason it seems Liam's answers are just :wenger:
 
harshadgada said:
Am I the only one who is surprised by the way this is progressing. I mean I honestly thought thebest would be similar to dewey and to be honest his answers to the scenarios have holes and can be dissected but for some inexplicable reason it seems Liam's answers are just :wenger:
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I'm not too surprised. I think they both get a rough ride at times. Didn't expect the "landslide" it has been so far in TB's favour though.

All of the questions asked so far have been brilliant.
 
Remember this has just started, there's plenty of questions and scenarios to go.

Jake, do you have a question yet, or will it forever allude you?
 
Basit-B said:
Well considering how it is the British Royals, it would be assumed that they are in the UK.
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While I agree that they would be assumed to be in UK. It was more in relation to the fact that they are royalty and would also be traveling in different countries and this particular incident happens on one such visit.
 
Far out! Just saw Liam's posts per day - 48.26!!! :eek:

W.T.F! Just noticed you joined a month later than I and you have a good 4400 posts more than me...wow. Didn't know people actually lived in Red Cafe.
 
Okay, Jake has been banished from this thread forever.

Does anyone want to ask a question or shall I take back over?
 
Basit-B said:
Far out! Just saw Liam's posts per day - 48.26!!! :eek:

W.T.F! Just noticed you joined a month later than I and you have a good 4400 posts more than me...wow. Didn't know people actually lived in Red Cafe.
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Yeah, well I had three months away from education or any work whatsoever, had too much time on my hands really.

By the way Hectic, give me 10 minutes, I'll answer your earlier questions.
 
If Liam is to win the next round, the question would have to be something like "You wake up in the middle of a forest, surrounded by a thick fog. The climate is cold and the air is dry. You can see the snow on the ground, but no footsteps anywhere. How did you get there? You've been left with a warm set of clothes and a big backpack full of survival-kit. Obviously you are ment to get out of the forest, but it seems like it's going to be a long journey based on all the equipment you've been given.

"What would be the quickest way to kill yourself, as all of this seems hopeless?"
 
Hectic said:
Let's look at TB's holes, and compare them with what you did instead:



[*]Why do you have a change of clothes? It seems like you spent one wild night there and that's it, and even the hotel stay was unplanned.

[*]Changing many buses, so your face is all over the place.

[*] You'll go to a village with not much electricity? Do you plan on traveling back in time to accomplish this?

You didn't even address the clothes situation. Your plan was to jump out of a window and start running, where you would blend into the crowd as no-one would notice you, so you could take a combination on planes and trains to as far away as possible. How can your bring up buses? You were talking about trains and airports which are infinitely more monitored than buses, his idea is clearly a safer way. Clearly TB is talking about going to remote locations by cautious means, which is a better idea than traveling through airports looking to take flights everywhere!
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Basically, I didn't address the clothes situation as I didn't think it was necessary. I assumed I'd slept naked. I'd apparently raped Kate Middleton, so my clothes should be wearable. I'd obviously have clothes on. I said I'd get a plane. Getting on a plane would be better than getting infinite buses and being around people constantly. With a plane it's just one mode of transport. Wherever I go to I'd have to find a rural place to hide for a while. He was going to get on buses when he's clearly hiding his appearance. At this point he's knocked out Prince William too, I reckon it'd take a few hours to get his face around. They wouldn't need to get my face around. I'd left the building pretty much unnoticed.

Hectic said:
Not to mention the whole part of your second plan involved going back into bed and telling the police to feck off as you know yourself you didn't do it, therefore, there can be no doubt about it.

Your plan a, which is all we will go on as the second is ridiculous, is no vague and unassuming it's pretty much impossible for TB to lose. After doing absolutely nothing in the five minutes you have, you jump out of a window, roam the streets (with not a single mention to the blood in clothes bit, which you have assumed anyway) to eventually take a train and plane out of the country, without mentioning money, or avoiding capture, or clearing your name or anything. It's not so much a plan, but a weird game to see how many things you can get away with before capture.
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Yeah, the stay in bed bit only worked because rimaldo had said we didn't do it in the question. It was little details like that that we both missed in the last question, so I addressed them, but yeah, that wasn't a plan.
Hectic said:
TB talks about:

- Dealing with the blood extensively
- low profile
- rural areas
- better means of transport
- an outcome
- cutting off contact

You haven't mentioned any of these things really. Don't get me wrong, he had some awful, awful ideas too, or things that were overly assumptions, but in general there was clearly more of a plan than yours. Compare his hat and gloves, extra clothes and Prince William assault, to your stay in bed idea which was as much of a plan as the first idea.
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Lastwolf said:
I'm rooting for Liam next question, he needs the support :lol:
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:lol: Cheers.
Burrow said:
If Liam is to win the next round, the question would have to be something like "You wake up in the middle of a forest, surrounded by a thick fog. The climate is cold and the air is dry. You can see the snow on the ground, but no footsteps anywhere. How did you get there? You've been left with a warm set of clothes and a big backpack full of survival-kit. Obviously you are ment to get out of the forest, but it seems like it's going to be a long journey based on all the equipment you've been given.

"What would be the quickest way to kill yourself, as all of this seems hopeless?"
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:lol:
 
Burrow said:
If Liam is to win the next round, the question would have to be something like "You wake up in the middle of a forest, surrounded by a thick fog. The climate is cold and the air is dry. You can see the snow on the ground, but no footsteps anywhere. How did you get there? You've been left with a warm set of clothes and a big backpack full of survival-kit. Obviously you are ment to get out of the forest, but it seems like it's going to be a long journey based on all the equipment you've been given.

"What would be the quickest way to kill yourself, as all of this seems hopeless?"
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What would make it truly hilarious is if in trying to give an answer on how to kill himself quickly, he actually came up with the perfect answer for his survival.
 
Burrow said:
If Liam is to win the next round, the question would have to be something like "You wake up in the middle of a forest, surrounded by a thick fog. The climate is cold and the air is dry. You can see the snow on the ground, but no footsteps anywhere. How did you get there? You've been left with a warm set of clothes and a big backpack full of survival-kit. Obviously you are ment to get out of the forest, but it seems like it's going to be a long journey based on all the equipment you've been given.

"What would be the quickest way to kill yourself, as all of this seems hopeless?"
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It is fairly obvious what his plan would be; Look for the family first, then go into a river and kill himself.
 
Laim147 said:
Basically, I didn't address the clothes situation as I didn't think it was necessary. I assumed I'd slept naked. I'd apparently raped Kate Middleton, so my clothes should be wearable. I'd obviously have clothes on. I said I'd get a plane. Getting on a plane would be better than getting infinite buses and being around people constantly. With a plane it's just one mode of transport. Wherever I go to I'd have to find a rural place to hide for a while. He was going to get on buses when he's clearly hiding his appearance. At this point he's knocked out Prince William too, I reckon it'd take a few hours to get his face around. They wouldn't need to get my face around. I'd left the building pretty much unnoticed.
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The problem is that taking a plane would probably leave a credit card trace and there are probably thousands of surveilence cameraes at the airports.
 
Laim147 said:
Getting on a plane would be better than getting infinite buses and being around people constantly. With a plane it's just one mode of transport. Wherever I go to I'd have to find a rural place to hide for a while. He was going to get on buses when he's clearly hiding his appearance. At this point he's knocked out Prince William too, I reckon it'd take a few hours to get his face around. They wouldn't need to get my face around. I'd left the building pretty much unnoticed.
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Not at all, getting on buses would basically deal with the issue of CCTV, and it matters little about his disguise or not, or the fact he's punched Prince William or not. If you've escaped, it's clearly assumed you would already had been identified, given you don't know how you got there, and every hotel has extensive CCTV. At this point, it's about limiting your exposure, not promoting it. Taking buses would deal with that, getting on a plane would never ever work.
 
JustAFan said:
What would make it truly hilarious is if in trying to give an answer on how to kill himself quickly, he actually came up with the perfect answer for his survival.
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:lol: He would probably try to drown himself in a river, only for him to be dragged by the stream which safely escorts him to a village
 
Laim147 said:
Basically, I didn't address the clothes situation as I didn't think it was necessary. I assumed I'd slept naked. I'd apparently raped Kate Middleton, so my clothes should be wearable. I'd obviously have clothes on. I said I'd get a plane. Getting on a plane would be better than getting infinite buses and being around people constantly. With a plane it's just one mode of transport. Wherever I go to I'd have to find a rural place to hide for a while. He was going to get on buses when he's clearly hiding his appearance. At this point he's knocked out Prince William too, I reckon it'd take a few hours to get his face around. They wouldn't need to get my face around. I'd left the building pretty much unnoticed.
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The hotel would have had Cameras in them and you would've had to check in in order to acquire a room. Also, considering the fact that William knew what room you were in means that they would've also known exactly who you were.
 
Liam I can't comprehend how you believe TB would be spotted on the bus but you'd easily get through airport security and on to a plane without being spotted??

By the time you got to the airport your name would be flagged and you'd be arrested straight away. You've not also tried to leave the country so look guilty as feck
 
I can't believe you give yourself extensive time, and come up with these even more retarded answers.
 
Smores said:
Liam I can't comprehend how you believe TB would be spotted on the bus but you'd easily get through airport security and on to a plane without being spotted??

By the time you got to the airport your name would be flagged and you'd be arrested straight away. You've not also tried to leave the country so look guilty as feck
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I'm not. In fact, I'm prepared to admit that planes are as bad as buses. At least I could go out in style. He'd get arrested on a bus in Bangalore, and I'd get arrested on a first class flight to Barbados :cool:
Hectic said:
I can't believe you give yourself extensive time, and come up with these even more retarded answers.
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It wasn't more retarded. All I did was add a bit of detail to my first plan.
 
Laim147 said:
With a plane it's just one mode of transport.
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So? What difference does that make, it's not a question of the easiest way to escape, even though your plan still fails due to the same reason, or how quick you can get there. It's about the safest way to travel, after leaving the room of the dead Kate Middleton, it's very obvious you can not go off and take a plane. You have a very warped idea of how escaping the country under extreme suspicion works.
 
Basit-B said:
The hotel would have had Cameras in them and you would've had to check in in order to acquire a room. Also, considering the fact that William knew what room you were in means that they would've also known exactly who you were.
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That's a good point that's been overlooked. If William knew the room then it's likely it was her room and not yours, If so his clothes would be in the room along with other items. Would also mean you didnt' pay for the room and as such may escape.

Liam didn't your plan boil down to being on the lower floor so you could jump out of the window? I don't really think they'd put royalty on the lower floor....
 
Laim147 said:
It wasn't more retarded. All I did was add a bit of detail to my first plan.
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The bit about buses and planes. How it's still alluding you, I can't understand. This falls under the very very very basic definition of common sense.
 
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