Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Hectic said:
So? What difference does that make, it's not a question of the easiest way to escape, even though your plan still fails due to the same reason, or how quick you can get there. It's about the safest way to travel, after leaving the room of the dead Kate Middleton, it's very obvious you can not go off and take a plane. You have a very warped idea of how escaping the country under extreme suspicion works.
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Surprising really, isn't it?
Smores said:
That's a good point that's been overlooked. If William knew the room then it's likely it was her room and not yours, If so his clothes would be in the room along with other items. Would also mean you didnt' pay for the room and as such may escape.

Liam didn't your plan boil down to being on the lower floor so you could jump out of the window? I don't really think they'd put royalty on the lower floor....
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Yeah. That's where it really fails. Not that I've been left with royalty, or that she's been left to wonder out on a night completely unattended with no attention whatsoever being attracted. It's that they wouldn't put her on the bottom floor.
 
Smores said:
That's a good point that's been overlooked. If William knew the room then it's likely it was her room and not yours, If so his clothes would be in the room along with other items. Would also mean you didnt' pay for the room and as such may escape.

Liam didn't your plan boil down to being on the lower floor so you could jump out of the window? I don't really think they'd put royalty on the lower floor....
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You've still had to enter the hotel though, so you would make the assumption that they have your identify, to not make that assumption is needlessly dangerous. Considering that, you have to avoid the places that could reveal you, i.e, train stations, airports, shopping centres etc.

I thought it was Kate's room, and William clearly doesn't know anyone but Kate is in there, given by his actions and what he says. That said, you still have to assume you have been spotted at some point in the hotel, since it makes no sense you would be smuggled through the window or something. If you did the crime, then you have been in the hotel at some capacity. If you have or are being framed, then the first assumption you would make is that you would be on the hotel's cctv, or it's the worst frame ever.
 
Laim147 said:
Surprising really, isn't it?


Yeah. That's where it really fails. Not that I've been left with royalty, or that she's been left to wonder out on a night completely unattended with no attention whatsoever being attracted. It's that they wouldn't put her on the bottom floor.
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He said that's where your plan fails, not that's where Kate Middleton failed.
 
One thing I'm not sure about, if Prince William doesn't know anyone else is there, and just thinks Kate is in there, why is he phoning the police? And if you were taking the call in the police station, from someone claiming to be Prince William saying his wife wouldn't come out of a hotel room, would you not just say "aye, course you are, and I'm Prince Harry" and tell him to jog on? Plus, even if the police believed him, why would they come? As far as anyone knows, no crime has been committed, she's just ignoring her husband. I'd say the police aren't coming yet, until someone gets into the room and see's what's happened, you've a little bit of time. Plenty of time in fact, for Liam to think of a way to kill himself.
 
The Neviller said:
One thing I'm not sure about, if Prince William doesn't know anyone else is there, and just thinks Kate is in there, why is he phoning the police? And if you were taking the call in the police station, from someone claiming to be Prince William saying his wife wouldn't come out of a hotel room, would you not just say "aye, course you are, and I'm Prince Harry" and tell him to jog on? Plus, even if the police believed him, why would they come? As far as anyone knows, no crime has been committed, she's just ignoring her husband. I'd say the police aren't coming yet, until someone gets into the room and see's what's happened, you've a little bit of time. Plenty of time in fact, for Liam to think of a way to kill himself.
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That is a very very good point.
 
He's phoning the police because he's been knocking on the door and calling for her. He knows she is inside, and you don't know how long he's been knocking on the door waiting for her.

If the Prince of England contacts the police, and says his wife, Kate, is locked inside the room and he can't tell what is happening to her, do you really think the police would take the risk that nothing has happened? What if she were dying, or being raped, or trying to kill herself? I'd say the second he calls the police, if he does, then they will be on their way from that moment, it's not worth their risk for him to be right, given what's at stake here.

I also doubt he would call 999 himself, and even if he did, it wouldn't be on that number.
 
You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse. You can't just invent things that you personally, don't know how to make, i.e cars, computers, aeroplanes etc. This is a question of using proper and relevant resources, combined with modern knowledge to make your model country.
 
rimaldo said:
what's that banging? you are stirred from your slumber by the sound of someone pummelling incessantly at a door. you can hear their muffled cries but you can't quite make out what they're shouting. your head is throbbing, you can’t quite remember how you arrived at this moment in time or what the previous 24 hours held for you. you take a moment to get your bearings. you are in unfamiliar territory, it looks like a hotel room. nothing too fancy but nothing too grotty either. you can’t be too sure, everything is hazy, your eyes haven’t adjusted yet.

you go to wipe the sleep from your eyes and what's that? your hand feels damp against your face. uh oh, jizz again? no, not this time, you peel your hand back and notice it's caked in blood. you look down at yourself and you're stained from head to toe in the life's blood of someone, something. it can't be your own for you are still alive, there’s too much of it for you to be alive. you glance to your left and recoil in horror, there lies the bloody body of a woman, at least you think it's a woman, she has been stabbed so many times it's hard to tell.

you are dumbstruck, you can’t remember what happened but you know you didn’t do this. you fade out, everything goes silent, you are in shock. the pounding at your door continues the whole time and slowly you start to tune back into your surroundings. “well i say this is just the biggest outrage, open this door now catherine, open this door at once or so help me god you’ll feel the back of my hand, hooray henry, pip pip, rar! rar! rar!” you stand up to approach the door, your penis leaves a wet patch as it brushes the side of your leg. there’s cum on the tip of your penis, it might be in her too. you peek out of the peephole in your door and there stands prince william. you are taken aback. prince william? catherine? you glance back at the body. oh god, there’s no way anyone will believe you didn’t do this.

“i know you’re in there! right! that’s it! i knew i shouldn’t have married a commoner, i am calling the po-po, them 5-0 be here within 5 minutes, middleton, how very dare you defy me.”

at present he doesn’t know you’re in there. you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door. how are you to use these valuable minutes? what is your subsequent plan to evade capture, prison and daily butt rogerings? you have about your person what you’d normally have, clothes, phone, wallet, key, and whatever you’d normally find in a standard hotel room to aid your cause.
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He's just started banging at the door, it's what wakes you. He also is shouting at her, telling her it's an outrage, that he shouldn't have married a commoner, that he'll give her the back of his hand for defying him. He clearly isnt worried about her, and is instead angry at her. I'm not sure the police would come and kick the door in because of anything that is going on here, since no one knows anyone else is in the room, and no one is remotely worried that something bad has happened. I'm not sure the po-po kick hotel doors in purely because a wife refuses to let her husband into the room!
 
Marlboro Red said:
You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse. You can't just invent things that you personally, don't know how to make, i.e cars, computers, aeroplanes etc. This is a question of using proper and relevant resources, combined with modern knowledge to make your model country.
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:lol:

Your go, TW.
 
Marlboro Red said:
Not sure if this is any good but it's my turn anyway, Hectic can veto if it's shit.

You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse.

Let's play easy mode and say you know the language. Please don't say 'I'd invent the car' if you don't know how to make one.
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you guys sure this question stands?

I'll have to do lots of research to understand the question like utopia
 
The Neviller said:
He's just started banging at the door, it's what wakes you. He also is shouting at her, telling her it's an outrage, that he shouldn't have married a commoner, that he'll give her the back of his hand for defying him. He clearly isnt worried about her, and is instead angry at her. I'm not sure the police would come and kick the door in because of anything that is going on here, since no one knows anyone else is in the room, and no one is remotely worried that something bad has happened. I'm not sure the po-po kick hotel doors in purely because a wife refuses to let her husband into the room!
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No actually you don't know he has just started banging, you only know you have just heard it.

While the police might not be too happy with Williams threats against Kate, they will at least knock on the door to see if she is ok, when she does not answer....the door gets kicked in.
 
The Neviller said:
He's just started banging at the door, it's what wakes you. He also is shouting at her, telling her it's an outrage, that he shouldn't have married a commoner, that he'll give her the back of his hand for defying him. He clearly isnt worried about her, and is instead angry at her. I'm not sure the police would come and kick the door in because of anything that is going on here, since no one knows anyone else is in the room, and no one is remotely worried that something bad has happened. I'm not sure the po-po kick hotel doors in purely because a wife refuses to let her husband into the room!
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Context. Not any wife, the Prince's wife. A future Queen. He can't tell what's happening in there and threatens to call the police. It's not upto this to decide if he will or won't, it's assumed they are coming, with the end bit 'you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door.' I'm not sure where this idea even came under debate? It's in the question, so you respond as if it's happening.

Even then, it's not any woman, or any man, and if it was the police certainly wouldn't be involved, but the fact is it's the Prince and his wife. If he calls the police, they are coming, and when that happens the door is going down. If he has been banging on the door for a while, at least, and you have no idea if he's been doing it for the last 20 minutes prior to your awakening, and there is no answer from inside, the police aren't going to risk doing nothing considering anything could be happening on the other side of the room, the only authority they would need is of the Price himself, who has already called them.
 
Hectic said:
Context. Not any wife, the Prince's wife. A future Queen. He can't tell what's happening in there and threatens to call the police. It's not upto this to decide if he will or won't, it's assumed they are coming, with the end bit 'you have 5 minutes to work out your move before the police arrive and break down the door.' I'm not sure where this idea even came under debate? It's in the question, so you respond as if it's happening.

Even then, it's not any woman, or any man, and if it was the police certainly wouldn't be involved, but the fact is it's the Prince and his wife. If he calls the police, they are coming, and when that happens the door is going down. If he has been banging on the door for a while, at least, and you have no idea if he's been doing it for the last 20 minutes prior to your awakening, and there is no answer from inside, the police aren't going to risk doing nothing considering anything could be happening on the other side of the room, the only authority they would need is of the Price himself, who has already called them.
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That's me told! Ah well, I tried.
 
harshadgada, it's a good pm question, I like that. It will be used, although not immediately.
 
Marlboro Red said:
You wake up to find yourself in the body of an african warlord in the turn of the 13th century, how do you use your modern knowledge (e.g. technology, way of life) to mold your country? If you do well you can make the world your utopia, if you do badly you could get a spear up your arse. You can't just invent things that you personally, don't know how to make, i.e cars, computers, aeroplanes etc. This is a question of using proper and relevant resources, combined with modern knowledge to make your model country.
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My first gut reaction was not a favorable one to this question, but then I read it a 2nd time and paid attention to everything you wrote, not jsut the bolded part, then I understood. This actually should be quite interesting.
 
Why the reaction? I'm sure we can improve the question while TheBest is off googling how to make a car.
 
Yes, contestants read the question very carefully, or your answer just won't make sense, and will be shredded.
 
If the answers doesnt involve anything about modern (1700-ish up until today) Capitalism way of thinking, then I might cry.
 
Okay, I've changed it so there is only the revised question now.
 
My reaction to the new question:

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You've let it free to obliterate.
 
It's the 13th Century there is no America and it might take more than your life time to reach Nuclear bomb tech, from greek fire.
 
Lastwolf said:
It's the 13th Century there is no America and it might take more than your life time to reach Nuclear bomb tech, from greek fire.
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Might? I'm assuming the person going back in time hasn't got an advanced knowledge of Nuclear Physics, even if they did, even if you sent Einstein back, he could not get a Nuclear fision going in his lifetime, starting with fire.
 
It's a few obvious things that both stories should contain.. but I dont have high hopes in this one
 
If either of you two come out with 'Create the ipod' or something, I'll kill myself.
 
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