He is probably still wanking after reading the question.
He is probably still wanking after reading the question.
JustAFan;10537527[B said:
gets lonely in Antarctica.
So it seems we have established that Laim is in fact .....DEAD.....AGAIN.....
Could TB just simply say he would crawl into a corner, start rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb and humming Itsy Bitsy Spider.....and his answer would still win? At least he could argue insanity at that point.
I will have to send Hectic my plan for getting out of the situation
Could TB just simply say he would crawl into a corner, start rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb and humming Itsy Bitsy Spider.....and his answer would still win? At least he could argue insanity at that point.
I will have to send Hectic my plan for getting out of the situation
today i will post my answer
Another day, the pitch is looking in good condition it has to be said. Weather might hold off. I think we'll get a full days Obliteration in. Promises to be a good day in the Newbie Forum CMOv3
Holy crow, I might just be a serial killer.I thought Burrow's plan was alright, doubling down with some regicide. Of course seeing as he's like 2nd in line for the throne, he's probably got a bodyguard with him.
ok here's the answer
First thing i'll do is I will quickly get naked and then will use a dry cloth to soak all the blood over me(just to get my self dry it wont remove blood stains present all over my body)
Then quickly i'll wear different clothes(non - stained) and will wear shoes also(to hide all the stains) and quickly i'll wash my face and head(to be free from blood).
And will wear a hat and gloves(in case there's still blood stains on my head and hand).
Then taking my wallet and etc and covering my face with a handkerchief i'll open the door and will hit Prince williams with something on his head or will just tie him down.
After that i will run out of the room and via elevator i'll get out of the hotel.
After that keeping a low profile(there's no point in trying to hide evidence and i dont think i could be proven innocent)i'll move straight to the bank and will get all my money out.
They wouldn't have seen my face, it will take time to identify me as the person who possibly did all that.
So by the time my picture arrives (should atleast take one day)i'll be out of the city to a village(specially where there's not much electricity and everything else)
I will possibly go there after changing many buses(no train or flight)(its unlikely that someone on the bus will remember my face after many days)
I may possibly have to live my whole life there(unless i found that the case has been solved(i'll keep checking) and they have found the murderer and it wasn't me).
And i will break all the contacts with my family for the time being.
Then quickly i'll wear different clothes(non - stained) and will wear shoes also(to hide all the stains) and quickly i'll wash my face and head(to be free from blood).
And will wear a hat and gloves(in case there's still blood stains on my head and hand).
Then taking my wallet and etc and covering my face with a handkerchief i'll open the door and will hit Prince williams with something on his head or will just tie him down.
After that i will run out of the room and via elevator i'll get out of the hotel.
After that keeping a low profile(there's no point in trying to hide evidence and i dont think i could be proven innocent)i'll move straight to the bank and will get all my money out.
They wouldn't have seen my face, it will take time to identify me as the person who possibly did all that.
So by the time my picture arrives (should atleast take one day)i'll be out of the city to a village(specially where there's not much electricity and everything else)
I will possibly go there after changing many buses(no train or flight)(its unlikely that someone on the bus will remember my face after many days)
I may possibly have to live my whole life there(unless i found that the case has been solved(i'll keep checking) and they have found the murderer and it wasn't me).
And i will break all the contacts with my family for the time being.
Here's the thing.
You wake up, balls deep in the shit and sure you can assault/murder our future King, frame him or set fire to the room, bail out the window and leg it.
Lets say, you have the perfect solution to cleaning yourself of blood, getting away from the scene of the crime without being physically spotted leaving the room and destroying all DNA and fingerprints on important items (it's a fecking hotel room, they never clean that well, chances are door handle walls and stuff will be fine).
At some point, you are on the security footage coming into the place (high probability with her in tow) and who paid for the room, is it your card, is it in your name?
Given that the hotel isn't a dive, there is probably a camera in the hallway showing people going in and out of the room (i.e. your fecked).
You wake up, balls deep in the shit and sure you can assault/murder our future King, frame him or set fire to the room, bail out the window and leg it.
Lets say, you have the perfect solution to cleaning yourself of blood, getting away from the scene of the crime without being physically spotted leaving the room and destroying all DNA and fingerprints on important items (it's a fecking hotel room, they never clean that well, chances are door handle walls and stuff will be fine).
At some point, you are on the security footage coming into the place (high probability with her in tow) and who paid for the room, is it your card, is it in your name?
Given that the hotel isn't a dive, there is probably a camera in the hallway showing people going in and out of the room (i.e. your fecked).
I said in my answer i know they will ultimately find who i am(within days) so not sure what your getting to?
I know they will get finger prints and everything
I know they will get finger prints and everything
Before I get started on ridiculing your answer, I must ask, where did the clothes, hat and gloves come from?
From the hotel plus like i mentioned its not necessary to have those things since i will wash my hand ,face and hand
Where did these shoes and clothes from, and do you really think Prince William would be rolling around with no security. Even if you did get out of the hotel, they'd probably ID you and have all your bank accounts shut down in seconds and Interpol wouldn't be letting you go anywhere.
Judging soley on TheBests answer to whatever question he was answering... I feel I have missed a trick by not following this thread intently over the past few days.
Catch up through the whole thing AN! You will love it. The actual game starts around the 9th page I think, and so far it still has my favorite answers.
what the feck?
Question specifically meant police and everyone will come later.
So its obvious that he is alone(obviously its not possible in real life that he is without security but in real life kate wont be even in my room i said according to question)
So how would he get the id instantly?
I actually don't think TB's answer is that bad 
It's okay them having DNA evidence etc but they have to find you first before they can do a match. There's no way you can prove your innocence so starting a new life under a new name would be the only option really.
Unless your planning on going all Arnie and try to find who set you up to clear your name.
It's okay them having DNA evidence etc but they have to find you first before they can do a match. There's no way you can prove your innocence so starting a new life under a new name would be the only option really.
Unless your planning on going all Arnie and try to find who set you up to clear your name.
He said in the question that you will have things that you have normally in a hotel like wallet etc
So obviously shoes will also be there
He has a database inside his mind of all citizens of the UK.....
Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that.
thanks smoresyI actually don't think TB's answer is that bad
It's okay them having DNA evidence etc but they have to find you first before they can do a match. There's no way you can prove your innocence so starting a new life under a new name would be the only option really.
Unless your planning on going all Arnie and try to find who set you up to clear your name.
No, he said you have your own items, and whatever you would usually find in a hotel room. You wouldn't usually find a change of clothes in a hotel room mind. Then again, it's assumed you would already have your own shoes, and washing them isn't exactly hard work, at least enough to disguise the blood. The clothes is a trickier matter. You are more likely to find bathrobes etc in there, or have to make do with looking like a blood stained nutter.
Prince William is knocking at the door threatening to call the Police, he doesn't know your are in there. You will open the door and restrain the Prince to ensure he doesn't call the Police, you are assuming that he will be alone, now I doubt that the future King of England won't have security watching him. You can't say well this would never actually happen and then say he won't have security, because he will as he is a Prince. Also you're in a hotel, you might have booked the room for all we know, they could have your details. They might even have CCTV of the room which could prove your innocence, you haven't even thought of that, then again it could prove your guilt.
He could just pretend he's Ghostface Killah.
you need to read the question and understand its a hypothetical situation
Prince William is knocking at the door threatening to call the Police, he doesn't know your are in there. You will open the door and restrain the Prince to ensure he doesn't call the Police, you are assuming that he will be alone, now I doubt that the future King of England won't have security watching him. You can't say well this would never actually happen and then say he won't have security, because he will as he is a Prince. Also you're in a hotel, you might have booked the room for all we know, they could have your details. They might even have CCTV of the room which could prove your innocence, you haven't even thought of that, then again it could prove your guilt.
and i never said i would be able to stop him from calling the police
So i normal wear shoes plus you normally have clothes along with you right?
If not you can wear prince's cloths
I give up, you said and I quote:
You think that you'll just be able to hit the Prince and walk out of the hotel. Good luck with that.
Even in a hypothetical situation, the laws of physics stay the same, the sun is still yellow.
And likewise, the future King of England would still have security watching him or at least extremely nearby, that is not under question.
And likewise, the future King of England would still have security watching him or at least extremely nearby, that is not under question.
What the feck is this shit.
You know it is stupid
so answer me one thing both of you because you guys are being stupid
If he already has security why would he need to call police to break the door?
So stop trying to make other look stupid when its actually you who is acting stupid
Shoes I can give you, even if there is only one pair, you can make do with them. You haven't established if you were brought here, if you came here on your own accord, if it's your room with your clothes in it, or if it's an empty room with no clothes or luggage in there.
Yes, I suppose you can wear the Prince's clothes, but this is just escalating your guilty, and crimes. Still, it can work.
Don't be retarded. He's said he's going to call the police, that doesn't mean he won't already have security there. Plus even if he calls security, if something has happened he will still need the police won't he, bodybuards aren't police officers. It's ridiculous to think he wouldn't have some form of escort with him or nearby.
Err he doesn't know you're in there, he's threatening to call the Police on Catherine. If you open the door and hit Prince William, the security team will beat your ass down but they can't arrest you only the Police can do that, which they will call once you attempt to assault the future king.
well he said i still have my wallet so i thought its valid to think i'll also have shoes or clothes
You guys both know where you are wrong, you also know that now so for one minute admit you were wrong.
And why did security didn't break the door when he knows that Kate is inside plus i think in real life his security will definitely have permission to break doors in such situations
Because he said he'd give her 5 mins before calling the Police and perhaps breaking entry.
I'm going to defend TB here, William wouldn't call the police for the sole purpose of breaking down a door if he had his own security there with him to do the same thing (I'm sure his bodyguard would be army/police anyway?). In fact why doesn't William just get the hotel to open the damn door for him the royal idiot!!
It also doesn't mention whether the clothes are covered in blood or not.....
I do think TB missed a trick in doing one of the usual movie ploys, set the fire alarms off to cause mayhem.
It also doesn't mention whether the clothes are covered in blood or not.....
I do think TB missed a trick in doing one of the usual movie ploys, set the fire alarms off to cause mayhem.
no he didn't say that he said it will take five minutes for police to arrive and hence to break the door
So one for one minute don't act like you can never be wrong
True, I was wrong there. The fact remains you have 5 mins, how do you know he has genuinely called the Police and wasn't an empty threat to coax Kate out, they might have had a lovers tiff. Also you haven't considered CCTV at all, this could be key to proving your innocence.
I dont think i can be proven innocent to be fair