I fully blame the board. This rebranding to the Bandicoots can’t come soon enough. I’ve sacked the old board and installed a new Chairman today.
fecking absolute waste of space.
fecking absolute waste of space.
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Also, how can Matt Jansen be the best player in the league, but not be anywhere near the top goalscorers or team of the season?
Gone up at last. 
I was simulating match by match and couldn't believe it, it's the biggest bottle job since the start of this whole thing.
It's the player's vote, nobody likes him
Are you trying to make him cry?
Are you trying to make him cry?
May 7, 2006
Conference
Conference
@17 Van der Gouw is the new Conference champion!
@Peter van der Gea @Herman Toothrot @VivaObertan and @Anustart89 came up short and they'll spend another year in limbo.
@spontaneus1 spent 66M to be the worst caf team!
@Peter van der Gea @Herman Toothrot @VivaObertan and @Anustart89 came up short and they'll spend another year in limbo.
@spontaneus1 spent 66M to be the worst caf team!
History Makers
Pretty happy with 5th tbh, team continues its upwards trajectory!
May 7, 2006
FA Cup
Quarter Finals Replay
Semi Finals
FA Cup
Quarter Finals Replay
Semi Finals
Very even match, @Stobzilla actually played eye to eye against the champions, but Emile Heskey is just too good...
@Cheimoon played United and the stats weren't kind to them...
But who cares? @Cheimoon is going to Wembley!
@Cheimoon played United and the stats weren't kind to them...
But who cares? @Cheimoon is going to Wembley!
May 7, 2006
FA Trophy Semi Finals
1st Leg
2nd Leg
FA Trophy Semi Finals
1st Leg
@17 Van der Gouw got an early advantage against @BenitoSTARR
All tied in the first match between @spontaneus1 and @Peter van der Gea
All tied in the first match between @spontaneus1 and @Peter van der Gea
2nd Leg
Another 1-0, @17 Van der Gouw are in the final!
No chance for @spontaneus1 in the second match, @Peter van der Gea are in the final!
No chance for @spontaneus1 in the second match, @Peter van der Gea are in the final!
Golden Blunder with the longest goakeeper name in history
Totally deserved.May 7, 2006
FA Cup
Quarter Finals Replay
Semi Finals
Very even match, @Stobzilla actually played eye to eye against the champions, but Emile Heskey is just too good...
@Cheimoon played United and the stats weren't kind to them...
But who cares? @Cheimoon is going to Wembley!
May 7, 2006
League 3
@Withnail are the new League 3 champions!
@Dan and @golden_blunder also got direct promotion with strong finishes.
@P-Nut @Šjor Bepo @paulscholes18 and @AbusementPark will fight for the last promotion spot in the playoffs.
@Big Andy with a bottle job for the ages only managed 4 points in the last 8 matches. Oof...
Woohoo!!! Who knew selling Cisse would lead to success.
Missed out on the autos by 1 point. Think we'll regret that one. Feel like I've been a very topsy-turvy side these last few seasons.
Top half finish for the first time in a while. Next year is our year.
As soon as I saw the notification from this thread, I was like “finally, promotion” I never saw it comingThat bottle job almost deserves a mention in the thread title
Huzzah! Promoted and a trophy!
Did I miss the PL end of season update, or are we being made to wait because @Cheimoon gone and won the bloody league?
Oh, we missed out in the end but still, we've improved from last season.
But please, let's try to get some tasty signings going. The last time we signed someone remotely interesting we were still in the Conference. And we sold them months later.
But please, let's try to get some tasty signings going. The last time we signed someone remotely interesting we were still in the Conference. And we sold them months later.
More or less the same position, points, goals and accolades as last season. We really are the epitome of irrelevant
My only claim to fame is being part of Big Andy's Bandicoots bottle job.
Looking forward to the first updates in the new season, when we have signed nobody and are flying high in 15-18th position, with the lowest crowd
Our Hog is 100% grounded.
My only claim to fame is being part of Big Andy's Bandicoots bottle job.
Looking forward to the first updates in the new season, when we have signed nobody and are flying high in 15-18th position, with the lowest crowd
Our Hog is 100% grounded.
The PL ends a couple of weeks after the other divisions, I'll post the final standings with the playoff results.
I doubt it, it was a pretty big gap to make up with Liverpool. Hope I'll win the FA Cup and prevent them from getting the double though.
Some perverse kind of fate for Liverpool to be winning the league in our parallel CM universe
Ah nice one. Hopefully that winning run we definitely went on at the end of the season gets us into Europe.
Ooh did I drop £20 there?
June 4, 2006
Premier League
Premier League
Any update on the league 3 playoffs?
June 4, 2006
League 1 Playoffs
League 1 Playoffs
@Samid and @K Stand Knut face each other in the semi-final to access the PL
@K Stand Knut won at home, but just by one goal.
Could @Samid turn things around?
Yes! @Samid was in the final where they would face Derby County.
Would @Samid become the 4th caf team in Premier League and join @Cheimoon @sebsheep and @Stobzilla?
@Samid is in the Premier League!
@K Stand Knut won at home, but just by one goal.
Could @Samid turn things around?
Yes! @Samid was in the final where they would face Derby County.
Would @Samid become the 4th caf team in Premier League and join @Cheimoon @sebsheep and @Stobzilla?
@Samid is in the Premier League!
Just minutes away...
June 4, 2006
League 2 Playoffs
League 2 Playoffs
Very disappointing performance by @nimic who lost 3-0 in the semi final 1st leg and that was it...
In the other semi @Ian Reus and @Dr. Dwayne faced each other with a draw in the first game.
Who would be in the final?
@Dr. Dwayne is in the final with an easy home win a perfect rating by Osmanovski.
Could @Dr. Dwayne beat Peterborough? Would they leave @nimic behind?
@Dr. Dwayne is promoted to League 1
In the other semi @Ian Reus and @Dr. Dwayne faced each other with a draw in the first game.
Who would be in the final?
@Dr. Dwayne is in the final with an easy home win a perfect rating by Osmanovski.
Could @Dr. Dwayne beat Peterborough? Would they leave @nimic behind?
@Dr. Dwayne is promoted to League 1
I can't believe you've done this @Dr. Dwayne
Yayyyyy.
See you in next year's play offs.
See you in next year's play offs.
June 4, 2006
League 3 Playoffs
League 3 Playoffs
@AbusementPark fans were devastated with the defeat by 3 goals against @P-Nut in the first leg.
Could they surprise everyone and turn things around?
Nope... @P-Nut is in the final!
@Šjor Bepo beat @paulscholes18 in the first leg of the second semi final.
Could @paulscholes18 turn things around?
They did it! @paulscholes18 are in the final!
Who would finally league 3 behind? @paulscholes18 or @P-Nut?
@P-Nut is promoted to League 2!
Could they surprise everyone and turn things around?
Nope... @P-Nut is in the final!
@Šjor Bepo beat @paulscholes18 in the first leg of the second semi final.
Could @paulscholes18 turn things around?
They did it! @paulscholes18 are in the final!
Who would finally league 3 behind? @paulscholes18 or @P-Nut?
@P-Nut is promoted to League 2!
