bstb3
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The more this goes on, the more I am reminded of the Haggling sketch from Life of Brian (in reverse)
SJ: "How much do you want for this club"
Glazers: "at least £5bn"
SJ: "OK here's £5bn"
Glazers: "What? We're supposed to haggle? It's worth more than £5bn"
SJ: "But you said.. OK we offer £5.1bn"
Glazers: "5.1bn? Are you insulting us. Us, with our red headed children and an Avram to feed and barely a billion in the bank?"
SJ: "Look just tell us what to say please"
Glazers: "5.5bn"
SJ: "Fine, 5.5bn and that's our last offer"
Glazers: "Are you kidding? 5.5bn? For this mighty club, with all it's dedicated supporters and affiliated forums full of geniusii?"
SJ: "But that's what you told us to say"
Glazers: "5.7bn and not less or you can strike us dead"
SJ: "5.7bn then"
Glazers: "no no no, now you offer us 5.6bn"
SJ: "...you guys are crazier than the Parisiennes. 5.6bn"
Glazers "done & we'll let you keep Avram".
SJ "Wat?.. Fine, look here's 6bn anyway I don't have anything smaller, now feck off.
Glazers : "But we need to give you your 300m change"
SJ "It's fine, you gave me an Avram, keep it"
Glazers: "300m? For this finely coifed stud? You're having a laugh. He's worth at least 500m.."
etc.
SJ: "How much do you want for this club"
Glazers: "at least £5bn"
SJ: "OK here's £5bn"
Glazers: "What? We're supposed to haggle? It's worth more than £5bn"
SJ: "But you said.. OK we offer £5.1bn"
Glazers: "5.1bn? Are you insulting us. Us, with our red headed children and an Avram to feed and barely a billion in the bank?"
SJ: "Look just tell us what to say please"
Glazers: "5.5bn"
SJ: "Fine, 5.5bn and that's our last offer"
Glazers: "Are you kidding? 5.5bn? For this mighty club, with all it's dedicated supporters and affiliated forums full of geniusii?"
SJ: "But that's what you told us to say"
Glazers: "5.7bn and not less or you can strike us dead"
SJ: "5.7bn then"
Glazers: "no no no, now you offer us 5.6bn"
SJ: "...you guys are crazier than the Parisiennes. 5.6bn"
Glazers "done & we'll let you keep Avram".
SJ "Wat?.. Fine, look here's 6bn anyway I don't have anything smaller, now feck off.
Glazers : "But we need to give you your 300m change"
SJ "It's fine, you gave me an Avram, keep it"
Glazers: "300m? For this finely coifed stud? You're having a laugh. He's worth at least 500m.."
etc.