Champions League Quarter Finals | Chelsea vs Real (Tue) | Bayern vs City (Wed)

Hopefully we can use these six days and the Brighton game to muster up something as original and creative as "United United United" :)

Thought you lot are meant to be care free, where ever you may be?
 
That was soul destroying. I kind of wished they'd just got 4 goals so I could be over and done with this season.
 
It means Chelsea have to score at least 2 next week.

2 goals in one game, they've no chance
Should they fail to score against Brighton that'd be a month* with no goals by the time the second leg rolls around. I suppose can point to previous CL home tie though (2-0 vs Dortmund).

*albeit including international break
 
Which team is most likely to shithouse a win against City? Napoli, Inter or Milan? I know Napoli have been really good this season but I don't trust them on the big stage.
 
I was a bit baffled by the commentary trying to big up Chelsea for the last 30. That was a training ground game that Madrid walked through. They'll win at the Bridge.

Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.
 
Still didn't take the chance to properly kill them off.

So that's the story. You speak about a 1-0 kind of performance against 11 men but ignore that Chelsea sacrificed one player not to concede the 2-0 or that games last 90 minutes. It's a very strange analysis.
 
Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.
They're going to get thumped by City in the semis. A proper cricket score is on the cards.
 
Is Mudryk a right winger? I’m kinda shocking Lampard didn’t stick him on at half time and just told him to keep running at Cama.

Left winger but I wanted Pulisic and Mudryk to come on. They would at least attempt to run at their defence.
 
Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.

I think they'll get beat by a top side this year also - but not Chelsea.

Just can't see them not scoring and Chelsea aren't getting three.
 
So that's the story. You speak about a 1-0 kind of performance against 11 men but ignore that Chelsea sacrificed one player not to concede the 2-0 or that games last 90 minutes. It's a very strange analysis.
Potentially. Might not have scored obviously...

Face it you were below par against 10 or 11 men tonight. They are still in the tie.
 
I know what you are saying but I am usually the last to jump on the 'we can do these' wagon.

I do believe what I said although I shouldve added that we need to be at our best. There are many reasons why I posted it aswell - we did Barca over 2 legs (who are 13 points clear of this Madrid side), Chelsea are shite yet they've left the Bernabeu only 2 nil down despite being 10 men down for the last 40 mins. Also we looked very very good until the disgrace of a liverpool match.

You know, these debates imply teams getting there through invitation. Nope… Juventus were playing CL finals in the mid 10s, then couldn’t get past QFs, then R16… now they can’t even get out of the group stage. It’s a slope, and ball never lies. That said, on the day anything can happen, but two legs against any team at different level are a very different task already.
 
Hopefully. Milan make me sick
But I don't think either of them stand a chance against City. It will be either Madrid or nobody
Osimhen will be a problem for any defence, I just hope he's back fit soon.
 
BT sport really trying to play up this result as a good result for Chelsea.

I don't see how it is given Chelsea need to come out and score and Madrid will fancy that. Plus Chelsea don't actually look like scoring
Scoring? What’s that?
 
It wasn't really a good performance, i will admit.

But i don't think your attack is all that great tbh, so to turn it around will take a lot.

I think you were in cruise mode. Never really needed to get out of 2nd gear. Didn’t have to work too hard to get your goals. Felt like a training exercise. You’re right, we posed very very little threat to you.
 
Which team is most likely to shithouse a win against City? Napoli, Inter or Milan? I know Napoli have been really good this season but I don't trust them on the big stage.
Unless City choke again against RM I can’t see how they don’t win it this year. Miles better than everyone remaining.
 
Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.
10 years isn't a bad run at all and I'd bet my house, car, motorbike and I'll even throw in the Mrs for free that Chelsea aren't going on to the next round. Must admit. I would miss my car if they did.
 
I think you were in cruise mode. Never really needed to get out of 2nd gear. Didn’t have to work too hard to get your goals. Felt like a training exercise. You’re right, we posed very very little threat to you.

But then, this is champions league, if you get an early goal at SB, things could get interesting still.
 
Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.
It will. In the final.
 
impressed with enzo again . If we score first and early ish at home we'll beat them i reckon . problem is we cannot score right now
 
Cucurella
Mudryk
Enzo Fernandez
Badiashile
Aubameyang
Sterling
Koulibaly
Wesley Fofana

0 goals for £600 millions
 
Madrid were very poor. Modric miles below his best. Benzema too. I’ve a horrible feeling they might regret not scoring more. It’s not as though they haven’t had a bunch of shitty performances already this season. Their CL run has to come to an end eventually.

You surely can't think Chelsea are capable of turning this around?

They're awful with a proper shite manager.
 
City v Bayern was low quality!?

Both sides were class for 65 mins then one collapsed.

It was better than the other three but I don't think either team was class really in that first hour. 35 minutes of complete collapse from one team brings down its overall quality by a lot too.