Stat padder and through ball spammer! Anyone can do that and get those kind of numbers season after season. Just look at all the other players doing it at the highest level....
There are loads of midfielders who could do that but they have managers that don't enable them to play in such a egocentric way. You sarcastically pointed out that he's regarded by a significant chunk of the fanbase as a through ball spammer. He is. That's why he gets a load of assists that in other teams would be spread out more evenly among the players
I get the argument is that the other players aren't really up to scratch in terms of output, but my counterpoint is that they never really will be coached to play cohesive team football if we have a guy who has everything going through him. Unless people think we'll genuinely get back to the top with Bruno, he should be phased out of the team so we can actually try playing like the other top teams. Bruno is absolutely amazing at being Bruno, as inherently inconsistent as that is, but now Amorim clearly expects him to play in a different style he will look nowhere near as good as the countless midfielders in the market who surpass him in other areas and his weaknesses will be further exposed. Amorim called him out the other week for always looking for the final pass funnily enough (through ball spammer indeed)
Have any of these top level attacking midfielders playing like Bruno and their managers would quickly get them into check. It's a team sport and an ever decreasing amount of United fans obsess over this individual saving us. He creates huge problems in the team with his obvious weaknesses, as called out by both Keane and Scholes, but he saves us with his increasingly rare moments of brilliance
I honestly don't get how people can watch him over the years and think he's an elite footballer. He's capable of it every now and then but on the whole he's just obviously not that good. His passing is absolutely shit. It's also absolutely good. The analogy I came up with for his passing is like if there was a chef with 10 Michelin stars that everyone who ate at his restaurant agreed cooked the most delicious food in the world, yet he killed a few customers every now and then through food poisoning. His passing is terrific, but it's also shit. If anyone has watched him play week in week out for the last few years and doesn't know exactly what I'm talking about, I can't help you
He'll retire with no major trophies but he'll have one of the best compilations on YouTube and people in the comments section will be gaslighting me into believing he was an actual top player
Has he got a trivela assist for us? I can't remember, but I do remember that he tries them often and they pretty much never come off. His upcoming retirement YouTube compilation will immortalise that one trivela assist he gets against Qarabag or some shit in the 25/26 Conference League and everyone else will forget the countless feck ups. He's a midtable superstar. Our scouts rejected him before we eventually panic bought him. No other clubs have ever made a real bid for him, including when he was at Sporting. The only club who made a bid when he was breaking records there was Spurs who bid something like £50m with half the money now and half of they win the league. That's because top scouts can see through the numbers and observe that the way he plays the game is not conducive to the elite level
Midtable superstar