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Closet Gooner.
And we beat Palace 3-0.
Palace reserves. Awesome performance.
And we beat Palace 3-0.
Go look at United's goals today. And the chances. Everything came from him.
Listen to this:
De Bruyne played 21 minutes yesterday - 17 accurate passes.
Bruno played the whole match - 20 accurate passes.
What were the other problems? Apart from set pieces.
I did watch the game. And I haven't asked to sell him. I am just suprised that his usual fans (at least two of them) think he did well.The irony is that if you watched the game you'd have seen he created plenty of key chances. Unfortunately a few of his passes didn't have the right weight on them, which lowered his all-important pass completion percentage. So yeah, sell him.
Everything. We couldn't control the midfield, our wingers consistently ran into a wall or made the wrong decision (Rashford in particular) and our defenders shat themselves.
People go on about Rashford all the time but Bruno is just as much to blaim, if someone offers £100m sell, get rid and rebuild. We need to sell Bruno and get Florian Wirtz plus a young English player like Alex Scott.All he fecking does is launch 1 in a 100 passes, all the time. Sick to death of him.
It drives me mad watching him do this over and over again with no reproach. He doesn’t even have the intelligence to slow the game down when we’re struggling to string 3 passes together and gain some possession. Considering the number of touches he gets, his decision making is unforgivable.Instead he’s this first time swing in behind merchant who doesn’t seem to be willing/able to actually get his foot on the ball and play.
I wouldn't be so keen to move Bruno on given the myriad other issues we have to deal with. Yes he has some major flaws but the guy works his socks off, is always available and can play fecking football.
What he needs - and I hate saying this, having flashbacks to Pogba as I do - is a functioning system like what Ange has put in place at Spurs. ETH is clearly all over the place at the minute when it comes to this.
If he still can't round his edges then sure, move him on. As things stand though I'd like to see how he does in a functioning system, if we ever get there..
What were the other problems? Apart from set pieces.
This is why when we have a fully fit squad, ETH has been trying to force Bruno out wide..
Yeah I agree and I think a lot of people don't understand he's pretty obviously been told to do that kind of pass and it's a tactical instruction. 100% get why people don't like it- i don't particularly like us playing this way either- but that's an EtH/club structure issue.He's a player who plays a high-risk high reward type of game. That does mean he gives away the ball a lot, but it also means he's likely to be involved with our goals when they do come, in some sort of capacity.
I think his type of performance is more forgivable in a team setup where the rest of the team keep the ball very well, they all do their jobs, they all close down, are tenacious, etc. When the rest of the team aren't doing that and we actually don't see a lot of the ball, it makes it seem like Bruno just needlessly and ceaselessly gives it away. We need the chance creation to come from somewhere and it's likelier to be him than it is for most of our squad.
That said, it's great when it works, but frustrating when it doesn't.
Think Rangnick and maybe Ole did the same too. I reckon it's because of how volatile he is with the ball. Unfortunately ETH has doubled down on Moments FC football this season (said as much at the start) which was a red flag for me.Which is much worse.
But ETH loves him and he will play every game he's fit for as long ETH is here. My only hope get a ruthless DOF in and clears players like Bruno out to make funds available and send a real singal to everyone at United
And I am surprised that someone who has only posted in the Bruno threads in the last few days has jumped on the first two people who said something positive about him. Fancy contributing to any other thread at some point?I did watch the game. And I haven't asked to sell him. I am just suprised that his usual fans (at least two of them) think he did well.
It drives me mad watching him do this over and over again with no reproach. He doesn’t even have the intelligence to slow the game down when we’re struggling to string 3 passes together and gain some possession. Considering the number of touches he gets, his decision making is unforgivable.
I agree that it probably comes from Ten Hag but it's not like he has many options with Fernandes, he can't really carry the ball, he can't shield the ball so he can either try a high risk long pass for a runner or play the safer possession based pass which usually results in his teammate passing it straight back to him, because for all his faults Bruno does make himself available to receive the ball. It's all getting predictable, we just need to move on, it's not working, it won't work if we build a new team around Bruno.Yeah I agree and I think a lot of people don't understand he's pretty obviously been told to do that kind of pass and it's a tactical instruction. 100% get why people don't like it- i don't particularly like us playing this way either- but that's an EtH/club structure issue.
You don't think there were any other problems?
I honestly can't stand watching this guy play for us, I can't wait till he's gone. We've had far worse players but everyone knew they were bad, this guy's biggest trick is to make you think his moments are worth it which only keeps us in a state of Brunoball. He's even conned his way to being our captain.
Agree with all of this. He’s a bit of a paradox in himself; he puts up good numbers in his so called KPIs i.e. he always does well over a season in terms of chance creation, which adds credibility to the narrative that he’s our most crucial player. I think this pressures managers to keep him in the team but I’m convinced that if he was to adapt his game to a more patient style of play, where he doesn’t create as many ‘chances’, we’d benefit as a team but he may not be viewed as our a key player.He doesn’t have the ability to either. Not in the face of a press like Spurs’ today. He is the extremely strange case of a #10 that is not known for being comfortable in possession. In all my time watching football, that’s almost been the whole point of them. They were always the most talented players and the ones who could take it and keep it under all pressures. Instead Bruno is like someone deciding to play Leighton Baines at
#10 or something.
To me he’s the biggest mistake we’ve made in the market for a long time. Not because he’s the least talented footballer we’ve signed, but because he’s the sand we’ve decided to build on and the opportunity cost of that has been too big. I think if we had gotten a different TYPE of player back in 2020 there’s a very good chance that this team goes in a totally different direction. Even of that player himself was eventually sold and upgraded by now in terms of quality, it would have been a far more beneficial signing if it had meant our team was built on different principles. This nonsense that we’re turning out every week is so clearly and obviously not going to take us anywhere. Let’s scrap it and become a team that can pass and move the ball under pressure. Because until we do, we can forget it.
He is the type of player you need to build your team around to get the best out of. If you don't his qualities are almost completely nullified. If you do you're going to struggle as he has such obvious flaws in his game that aren't conducive to a top team.My sentiments exactly. Can’t wait until this is a choice taken out of our manager’s hands and we are tasked with building a team without him. As long as he’s here, it’s clear what sort of team we will try to be, and even at its best, it won’t be good enough.
People go on about Rashford all the time but Bruno is just as much to blaim, if someone offers £100m sell, get rid and rebuild. We need to sell Bruno and get Florian Wirtz plus a young English player like Alex Scott.
He is the type of player you need to build your team around to get the best out of. If you don't his qualities are nonexistent, however, if you're going to struggle as he has such obvious flaws in his game that aren't conducive to a top team.
Hasn't had a good performance all season but gets lauded for running around a lot and the occasional through ball. In fact I can't remember off the top of my head any good performance during 2023 as a whole (Everton Home is the only one that comes to mind).
This is exactly it. Fernandes is one of our most one dimensional players — it’s just not in the usual way that someone so obvious like Antonio Valencia or Marcus Rashford would be. Fernandes cannot carry the ball that well, he cannot dribble, and he struggles in awkward areas of the field. As a result, his main solution is to instantly attempt the killer pass, or lose the ball and then use his marathon lungs to frantically sprint back for the turnover.He doesn’t have the ability to either. Not in the face of a press like Spurs’ today. He is the extremely strange case of a #10 that is not known for being comfortable in possession. In all my time watching football, that’s almost been the whole point of them. They were always the most talented players and the ones who could take it and keep it under all pressures. Instead Bruno is like someone deciding to play Leighton Baines at
#10 or something.
A good manager would have put Bruno in his place by now. He needs to be told to be more productive with the ball and to play his position and stop charging round the field trying his maverick passes.
There is a top player in there, he just clearly feels he needs to carry us which is resulting in his trying the outrageous all the time.
This is exactly it. Fernandes is one of our most one dimensional players — it’s just not in the usual way that someone so obvious like Antonio Valencia or Marcus Rashford would be. Fernandes cannot carry the ball that well, he cannot dribble, and he struggles in awkward areas of the field. As a result, his main solution is to instantly attempt the killer pass, or lose the ball and then use his marathon lungs to frantically sprint back for the turnover.
Someone alluded to it being tactical about how Fernandes plays. I disagree — it’s the only way Fernandes can play.
It’s also a problem with the positions he takes up. There was a time in the second half where we were playing forward from Onana and a pass was eventually made to Bruno who was literally standing on the left touchline. Our player that we want to be comfortable to take the ball in the middle of the park and use it is running away from the congestion in order to avoid confrontation. As a result, you have Mainoo in the centre circle with 3 Spurs midfielders closer to him than his nearest midfield colleague.
if someone offers £100m sell, get rid and rebuild.
I personally hate him closing down the goalie, It pulls him out of the middle. Today he was on the left for a while, Tottenham held the shape so it actually helped them.
I watched Foden and KDB yesterday I could tell you 100% where they were and Newcastle had no idea how to deal with them. Bruno in the same position pushes up like a 9 not a 10 or attacking mid, so if it bounces off the defence there is a huge gap in the attacking 3rd
It’s also a problem with the positions he takes up. There was a time in the second half where we were playing forward from Onana and a pass was eventually made to Bruno who was literally standing on the left touchline. Our player that we want to be comfortable to take the ball in the middle of the park and use it is running away from the congestion in order to avoid confrontation. As a result, you have Mainoo in the centre circle with 3 Spurs midfielders closer to him than his nearest midfield colleague.
I agree with all of the issues, but the more annoying part is that the manager seems completely fine with it, and seems to even encourage it. He never drops him, or subs him, and seems one of his undroppable players.
… which I’m not massively enthused about either. Could’ve used that hefty transfer fee and heavy salary we’ve given him and moved away from these no.10s masquerading in midfield to get a central midfielder in there. A shame. We’ll get it right one day.I really think mount is meant too replace him.