BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked

[Red_Jamie]

One of the funniest things I ever seen was a skinny kid kicking a fat lad right in the bollocks, he went down like nine pins and the other lad ran to feck. Made all the more funnier by the most astute observation ever made: "Hahaha, he got kicked in the balls!"

Kid in my school got caught with a beauty of a kick straight in the balls off the class fat kid. Hilarious at the time, but i found out some years later he couldn't have kids - which poisoned the memory somewhat.

(This thread is awful, LVG out, kill it with fire etc)

 

[Kevin]

Rawkish.

Liverpoolisation of United has exended to messageboards

 

[RedSky]

At who's boyfriends?

Are they playing Super Nintendo?

Why wasn't I invited?

Bet they're way to busy playing Duck Hunt.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Kid in my school got caught with a beauty of a kick straight in the balls off the class fat kid. Hilarious at the time, but i found out some years later he couldn't have kids - which poisoned the memory somewhat.

Right too, kids shouldn't be having kids.

 

[Mr. Meeseeks]

**I was banned from a match day thread from joking about a high possesion stat we had despite us losing then a thread like this pops up.

One rule for some another for others I guess.

This the most worrying part of this thread.

 

[crappycraperson]

My woohoo went in vain.

 

[Rado_N]

Nah, the worrying part is all the people taking life too seriously.

 

[Mystry]

Some people are so miserable.

 

[Bastian]

 

[Earthquake]

Bet they're way to busy playing Duck Hunt.

Bastards!

 

[Member 39557]

This the most worrying part of this thread.

No, it's that you only have 290 posts since 2011, and 2 of them are to criticise this thread. You're clearly taking it too much to heart.

 

[SteveJ]

This the most worrying part of this thread.

Nope. That'd be the fact that LVG hasn't been sacked.

 

[RedSky]

Bastards!

My neighbour had the gun as well. I was so jealous until I realised that it was shit and went back to playing Kings Bounty on the megadrive instead.

 

[RedPed]

Some guy posted a similar thread (wasn't as bad as this one) and got jumped all over and warned by the mods! Doesn't bother me either way. Was excited when I saw the thread title then just thought meh when I saw it was a windup. But there does seem to be some inconsistency around here!

 

[Mr. Meeseeks]

No, it's that you only have 290 posts since 2011, and 2 of them are to criticise this thread. You're clearly taking it too much to heart.

How dare I criticize a thread when I only have 290 posts.

I'll go back to lurking now

 

[Earthquake]

My neighbour had the gun as well. I was so jealous until I realised that it was shit and went back to playing Kings Bounty on the megadrive instead.

I always wanted the gun for Time Crisis and Die Hard on the PSX.

 

[Black Adder]

People getting their panties in a twist of this is hilarious.

You're shit mod, no matter how you try to spin it you really are, shame since it wasnt like that before.

Liverpoolisation of United has exended to messageboards

Pathetic really.

 

[Member 39557]

How dare I criticize a thread when I only have 290 posts.

I'll go back to lurking now

That wasn't my point and you know it.

It's not a great thread by any means, but I can't understand why people are getting so annoyed by it.

shrugs shoulders.

 

[Rado_N]

You're shit mod, no matter how you try to spin it you really are, shame since it wasnt like that before.



Pathetic really.

I'm not sure you're taking this seriously enough.

 

[LazyRed-Ninja]

You're right, everybody should abide by what you want - even if the majority disagree.

Clearly you dont get my point, so therefore i will leave this at what you perceive to be your interpretation of my post(s). No love lost.

 

[Member 39557]

I always wanted the gun for Time Crisis and Die Hard on the PSX.

Gcon45.

It was good, but not really worth it due to the dearth of games.

Time Crisis

Van Gaal = out of time

Man Utd = crisis.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

My favourite bit of the thread is the bit where people are like "omg this is so not funny especially not after losing to midgetland last night omg toying with us highly strung wankers" completely missing the point that that is in fact, the point.

 

[Massive Spanner]

You're shit mod, no matter how you try to spin it you really are, shame since it wasnt like that before.



Pathetic really.

You seem like great fun.

 

[Mr. Meeseeks]

Nope. That'd be the fact that LVG hasn't been sacked.

Oh yeah. Forgot about that bit.

hyperventilates

 

[Earthquake]

Gcon45.

It was good, but not really worth it due to the dearth of games.

Time Crisis

Van Gaal = out of time

Man Utd = crisis.

That was it! Could never remember the name.

It'd be class these days with massive flat screen tvs.

 

[Black Adder]

I'm not sure you're taking this seriously enough.

See thats funny since I know I've taken this thread far too seriously.

Still there are double standards on the Caf and you cannot deny that.

 

[LeChuck]

Recent comments

I knew it was a mistake to make Cina a mod. I should have promoted LeChuck instead, that man has principles.

Niall OfRedCaf, Guadeloupe

Lolzy, this is amazing.

 

[Smores]

That wasn't my point and you know it.

It's not a great thread by any means, but I can't understand why people are getting so annoyed by it.

shrugs shoulders.

Probably because half of the people on here are sick to the death of the charade our club is at the moment.

It's just a douchy thing to WUM about. I wouldn't mind if it was clever or actually funny mind you. 2/10 must try harder

 

[Member 39557]

That was it! Could never remember the name.

It'd be class these days with massive flat screen tvs.

I don't think they work with flat screens, something to do with the flicker. I might try it out with my megadrive/menacer and see.

 

[royboy16]

Jeez,some of ye need to lighten up,it was a joke FFS.

 

[PlayerOne]

Internet is serious business you know.

 

[Black Adder]

You seem like great fun.

What do you mean?

 

[LeChuck]

I was threadbanned for 1-2 hours because the people that made the thread couldn't take a joke.

#LeChuck'sLivesMatter

 

[Smores]

My favourite bit of the thread is the bit where people are like "omg this is so not funny especially not after losing to midgetland last night omg toying with us highly strung wankers" completely missing the point that that is in fact, the point.

It's funny because it's not funny?

I suppose someone's coming to declare that this is just setting the foundations for future WUM victories and the culling of humour was all just part of the necessary philosophy.

Down with this sort of thing

 

[Rado_N]

See thats funny since I know I've taken this thread far too seriously.

Still there are double standards on the Caf and you cannot deny that.

I don't

 

[Black Adder]

I don't

Why?

 

[Gerald G]

Meh. Poor WUM. 2/10.

 

[do.ob]

Maybe we can keep this thread going on tears until van Gaal actually gets sacked.

 

[Member 39557]

Probably because half of the people on here are sick to the death of the charade our club is at the moment.

It's just a douchy thing to WUM about. I wouldn't mind if it was clever or actually funny mind you. 2/10 must try harder

This place has turned into RAWK 2.0 lately, We were a heartfelt poem away from the cafpocalypse. This was a nice distraction from all the shite in my opinion.

 

[dannyrhinos89]

This the most worrying part of this thread.

I'm not overly bothered tbh.