BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked

[Swerny]

Thanks Cina!! Made a right tit of myself in the office today. Was having a quick cafe browse during lunch today, saw this thread, punched the air and triumphantly shouted "YES!!!!". I looked like even more of a tit once i'd opened the thread to find out it was a WUM

 

[LazyRed-Ninja]

Some right miserable twats in this thread. Try to enjoy life a bit instead of crying about everything that goes against "the rules". Not everything has to be serious all the time you sad weirdos.

Its not really about being serious. Everybody can enjoy a good joke or two, my criticism was mainly based on the timing. We lost to a club which the majority of the posters did not know exsisted and the following day you read a thread title like that. A lot of people are actually not enjoying United football for a while now, people who have been life time supporters and i just think it was a failed attempt for 'humor'.

 

[RedTiger]

I haven't clicked on the football tab in ages and then I see this thread. My heart was fluttering like I won the lottery

 

[Keyser]

A fairly poor joke has been made awesome by the sheer amount of people with sand in their vaginas

 

[Snowjoe]

Its not really about being serious. Everybody can enjoy a good joke or two, my criticism was mainly based on the timing. We lost to a club which the majority of the posters did not know exsisted and the following day you read a thread title like that. A lot of people are actually not enjoying United football for a while now, people who have been life time supporters and i just think it was a failed attempt for 'humor'.

Yeah and those people got REKT

 

[Acquire Me]

I have heard from a source in Norway that Mourinho will take over before the summer.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Its not really about being serious. Everybody can enjoy a good joke or two, my criticism was mainly based on the timing. We lost to a club which the majority of the posters did not know exsisted and the following day you read a thread title like that. A lot of people are actually not enjoying United football for a while now, people who have been life time supporters and i just think it was a failed attempt for 'humor'.

But that was the point. It wouldn't be funny posting it after beating Liverpool for example.

 

[Fener1907]

Redcafe's looking a bit delicate today.

 

[Member 55725]

Can this thing be finished now? Thanks.

 

[duffer]

I was so disappointed to see this thread. My heart was filled with joy when I actually read the first few posts and realised he's still in charge.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

When Louis does get sacked, will we start a new thread, or keep using the joke one?

 

[.Rossi]

Hectic would have loved this thread. I miss him

 

[Charlie Foley]

I love the fact that people are still reporting the OP, as if they think we've missed it and they need to bring it to our attention.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Hectic would have loved this thread. I miss him

Where is he? Always enjoyed his posts.

 

[Offside]

When Louis does get sacked, will we start a new thread, or keep using the joke one?

''BREAKING: Louis Van Gaal ACTUALLY sacked''

 

[Sandikan]

so let's get this straight, the mods absolutely poo their pants, if anyone dares mention Adam Johnson, despite the fact no one cares what nobodies on a forum say, warns people on the Ronaldo thread about "WUMs will be thread banned", countless other threads are closed for wum-merchantry..

yet this sh!T stays open?

Bizarre,

 

[.Rossi]

Where is he? Always enjoyed his posts.

Been gone awhile now. Thought it was one of his wind ups but, clearly not

 

[Massive Spanner]

so let's get this straight, the mods absolutely poo their pants, if anyone dares mention Adam Johnson, despite the fact no one cares what nobodies on a forum say, warns people on the Ronaldo thread about "WUMs will be thread banned", countless other threads are closed for wum-merchantry..

yet this sh!T stays open?

Bizarre,

You're comparing a thread about a guy accused of sexual activity with an underage girl to a pisstake about our manager being sacked?

Heard everything now.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

You're comparing a thread about a guy accused of sexual activity with an underage girl to a pisstake about our manager being sacked?

Heard everything now.

 

[Sandikan]

You're comparing a thread about a guy accused of sexual activity with an underage girl to a pisstake about our manager being sacked?

Heard everything now.

topics about conjecture. I don't think "Scholes999" or "DaSilvabros" saying "yeah he's a bad guy" on redcafe would really affect the trial somehow

 

[Hammerfell]

I'd like to thank all the confused and remarkably outraged posters for making this a thoroughly entertaining read on a boring Friday. You're the true heroes.

 

[RedTiger]

I'd just like to add that I am not outraged by this (in hindsight) jokey thread. I did feel abit bad about ignoring the football forum, so I'd like to thank Cina for reminding me to check the footie forums more often

 

[Rado_N]

topics about conjecture. I don't think "Scholes999" or "DaSilvabros" saying "yeah he's a bad guy" on redcafe would really affect the trial somehow

As much as we value your legal council, we'll stick to the safe side thanks.

 

[Acquire Me]

As much as we value your legal council, we'll stick to the safe side thanks.

I think thats a good idea. Crazy comparison

 

[Muffled funk]

sandikan is right there should be more threads were we know exactly what each poster will say and can pre ban posters in advance.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Y'know, I'm not sure Scholes999 or DaSilvabros are even real members

 

[adexkola]

As much as we value your legal council, we'll stick to the safe side thanks.

On a less jovial note...

Is there really a risk that redcafe will get sued if the case is discussed? There are a ton of forums on the web discussing it, and it's being discussed on twitter. Unless Niall is on his last warning with MI6...

 

[Muffled funk]

Y'know, I'm not sure Scholes999 or DaSilvabros are even real members

Maybe you should check waldner, instead of just guessing what posters you are responding too.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I may have done the Photoshop and suggested the thread be made, but apart from that it had nothing to do with me.

Ban Cina, promote Olly, sack Giggs?

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Maybe you should check waldner instead of just guessing what posters you are responding too.

Ffs just noticed

 

[Rado_N]

On a less jovial note...

Is there really a risk that redcafe will get sued if the case is discussed? There are a ton of forums on the web discussing it, and it's being discussed on twitter. Unless Niall is on his last warning with MI6...

There's still charges he's not admitted to and it's an ongoing trial so we need to be careful. Once the trial is over it'll be fine.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Can this thing be finished now? Thanks.

No we are all waiting for this to be true.

 

[dumbo]

@Mods

Reported for WUMming.

It was an entirely honest, sincere and in no way confusing link to a popular, related thread on the main redcafe website. If you felt decieved or wummed in any way then you should be banned for fooling yourself. If anything I should be promoted for providing such a useful service.

Yep that's my story your honour.

 

[Brophs]

Internets. Serious business.

 

[rio's upper lip]

Fellow mods rallying around Cina forming a 'ring of peace' is hilarious

 

[brewlio]

And that's the end of that.

Shutters