Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[Withnail]

It's a pity they get Feyenoord next. The chances of Pep's losing streak extending to 6 must be pretty low.

 

[njred]

They're horrible, yes. The thing is, most of it is kids feeling the need to play up their hatred of United and whatnot to help them come across as real City fans.

I can't say I've ever met any City fans like those tryhards, and I've known a lot.

Not only united fans. I came across a vile anti Liverpool post that was just bang out of order and no mods jumped in. Which in turn breeds even worse bile. All those leagues in a row and they act miserable 24/7

 

[horsechoker]

Maybe they're just going to die of natural causes

 

[Bubz27]

7 games without a win. Incredible.

 

[Steve 007]

Gutted. Wanted a win for the Dutch especially after that cheating penalty

 

[henrysquire]

Love this.

 

[Guy Incognito]

In crisis no mistake about that.

 

[Adisa]

They’ve downed tools. Can’t believe I’m saying that about a Pep team.

 

[V.O.]

Have they started calling each other rags yet?

 

[horsechoker]

Have they started calling each other rags yet?

That's what they do before turning the shotgun on themselves

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Maybe they're just going to die of natural causes

Dunno why but this really made me laugh

 

[Sara125]

My rag mate has already texted me giving it the big’un…I texted him back with a string of expletives and told him to come back when the scum are back in the CL. That shut the rag twat up…..




Can’t wait for these type of posts to start flooding through

 

[Wheato]

The death spiral in full swing now. Hopefully the premier league can finish them off with an RPG.

 

[PickledRed]

It's a pity they get Feyenoord next. The chances of Pep's losing streak extending to 6 must be pretty low.

True. They’ll be delighted to have ended their streak…

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Hope we get an early Xmas present against these cnuts next month

 

[KirkDuyt]

So proud of our boys adding to Bluemoons meltdown.

 

[Remember the geese]

At this rate, if they are docked a few points - they'll get relegated.

 

[SER19]

a quite hilarious collapse. as ive said before, i dont take any real joy in city losses or mess ups apart from if its us that beats them. At least until they are punished probably for their extensive, long term cheating. It is the shadow over everything to do with this rotten club in both their successes and failures

 

[AdamColeBebe]

So proud of our boys adding to Bluemoons meltdown.

Well done to Feyenoord tbf, it's gonna get massively overlooked in this thread so I thought I'd say it

 

[RedRocket9908]

Well done to Feyenoord tbf, it's gonna get massively overlooked in this thread so I thought I'd say it

Indeed, well done Feyenoord

 

[Gazautd18]

Let's fkin gooooo

 

[bleedred]

Is this all some 26D chess to get sympathy from the rest of league and avoid punishment.

 

[horsechoker]

fecking shameful. Absolutely braindead the fecking lot of them.

.

We're in big trouble. How has this team capitulated again

Terrible. We really are broken.

A fecking disgrace. Those players need to take a long, hard look at themselves. First half absolutely shite. Started the second half well then completely fecking stopped. The lack of energy, effort, ambition is disgraceful.

What a joke we have become …. double figures incoming at the weekend.

Shameful & Spineless!

 

[TheNewEra]

115 Charges, and 115 games without a win

 

[AaronRedDevil]

It's a pity they get Feyenoord next. The chances of Pep's losing streak extending to 6 must be pretty low.

Aged like milk or wine depending on how you look at it

 

[Top_Bins]

They don't think they are a joke? Few think any of their post 2008 'achievements' are worth anything.

 

[The Firestarter]

How's the rpm rate holding over there ? (rags per minute)

 

[TheNewEra]

The post Guardiola and De Bruyne era is going to be glorious.

 

[horsechoker]

The post Guardiola and De Bruyne era is going to be glorious.

We thought the post Klopp era would be glorious

 

[Squeaky_Bum_Time]

Almost their whole starting 11 are useless. Big norwegian oaf ruining the collection!

The keeper

Gvardiol Gundo Ederson....Get rid !

Ederson Nunes Gvardiol Gundo and Pep....Shite

feck Ederson off the useless c*nt

Ederson needs benching - he seriously needs a massive kick up the arse.

The defence

Gvardiol:

Get Gvardiol out of that defence
A defensive liability

Same players. Same ones all season. Josko and Rico need benching.

feck Gvardiol

Gvardiol is fecking garbage at defending like seriously shite, salah will have an easy one against this guy

Ake seems to be ok but brittle.

Who is going to play at LB if Pep drops Gvardiol? Ake who can't finish a game or Lewis?

Akanji:

It could be worse. Akanji never track back and he is a CB. The reason of 3 goals up was Ake and Gundo

Akanji is back to his worst.

Akanji cannot lead the defence line. He has no clue.

Akanji has gone from a Rolls Royce unit to a flailing Fiat.

Lewis Rico:

Josko and Rico need benching

Rico and Gvardiol are not full backs

Replies to someone saying Rico was their best player

He was bobbins again. Pep constantly shouting at him from the sideline to pass the ball through the lines and slapping his legs in frustration when he didn’t. Then he played four of their lads onside for their third because he wasn’t concentrating.

Not even close. Pep’s persistence with him is part of the problem.

He’s lightweight and flatters to deceive. He doesn’t create anything and most of his passes are backwards and to the player who passed to him.

He’s not going to push on here.

what?

Seriously?

You have to be joking?

He is a huge part of the problem - he sees so much of the ball but doesnt use it well...he cant tackle, head a ball, make a creative pass, recover when the play goes past him...yes he is good in tight spaces but he doesnt have a clue what to do once he gets into space.

The midfield

Gundogan

Ederson Nunes Gvardiol Gundo and Pep....Shite

I was terrified when we didn't bring anything in midfield last summer. Convinced myself Gundo could be a stop gap. Oops.

It's worse than I imagined. So little athelticism. So little speed. We're pretty easy to press -- how many times did Gundo lose the ball today -- and we don't press effectively enough anymore.

Agreed. Also Akanji and Gundogan. The players in midfield don't use the ball at all.

KDB and Nunez know what to do with the ball. The rest at the moment are regurgitators.

Nunes

Nunes is absolutely useless

Nunes offers nothing. Another Kalvin Philips.

Foden

I'd heard talk of that, do you know what the issue is/was? He looks like a shell of his former self whatever it is but I don't doubt he can get back to the level he was last season.

If he is so unwell that he plays like Antony then he shouldn't play at all. So there are two options: Either the manager is irresponsible or Foden is not unwell at all.

Grealish

Grealish was gash

Poor recruitment is responsible for this . We have useless wingers in Doku, Grealish and Savinho

We need Dias back in the pitch. Grealish with the quick free kick sums it up. fecking brain dead

He was fecked-spent 10 minutes walking around wanting other players to do his running-just like Bernie and De Bruyne.

You could see it all unravelling.

He did feck all, never made a positive move bar his deflected shot and looks out of shape.
If anything, he should have been subbed as he was bolloxed.
It was a reminder that when him and Bernie play play wide they create nothing.
Bernado spent the whole 1st half stunting attacks by totally refusing to put the ball in with any urgency.

Silva

Silva must produce the least amount of chances from a wide man. He was in so many good positions and produced so little.

Bernardo is pissing me off no end, wtf has happened to him, offering feck all wherever he's playing on the pitch. If we had any decent backup options he'd be benched. Shite

Bernardo has been so disappointing for a so called experienced player wearing the armband.

Bernado has been coasting since the start of last season. Gone stale. He works and runs enough but it's not a marathon race. He's been offering almost nothing for a while. Probably needs a fresh start elsewhere.

Remember when Bernardo was a fecking beast? Now he’s that tired he can’t even find the energy to have a fecking shave.

Haaland: Nothing

 

[Withnail]

True. They’ll be delighted to have ended their streak…

What a collapse! I was busy and saw they'd 1-0 gone up so didn't bother. Liverpool are going to mess them up

 

[ErikElevenHag]

Can confirm they have already started calling each other rags.

Hopefully this run carries on until Christmas.

 

[Wheato]

How's the rpm rate holding over there ? (rags per minute)

It's like the final scene in reservoir dogs, with everyone pointing guns at each other.

"You're a rag."

"No, you're a rag."

"He's a rag too."

"Can everyone just stop calling each other Rags?"

"Feck off, you Rag."

*bang bang bang bang*

 

[TheNewEra]

We thought the post Klopp era would be glorious

It still will be once the old guard retire, Slot has inherited a well drilled team and I still feel the wheels will fall off once the leaders like Salah and VVD go.

 

[Withnail]

Aged like milk or wine depending on how you look at it

Well I mean, as hilarious as it is, they haven't lost 6 in a row.

 

[The Firestarter]

It's like the final scene in reservoir dogs, with everyone pointing guns at each other.

"You're a rag."

"No, you're a rag."

"He's a rag too."

"Can everyone just stop calling each other Rags?"

"Feck off, you Rag."

*bang bang bang bang*

Spoiler

 

[Someone]

Goes to show how losing confidence can transform players. Makes you wonder if some of our players are actually much better than we think they are.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

Goes to show how losing confidence can transform players. Makes you wonder if some of our players are actually much better than we think they are.

Nah they are just shite in general. Severe lack of intelligence with our lot. Garnacho overly greedy, Rashford keeps running into players. Anthony. Bruno keeps punting it up the pitch every time. Diallo is a bright spark in our attack.

 

[RedRocket9908]

Nah they are just shite in general. Severe lack of intelligence with our lot. Garnacho overly greedy, Rashford keeps running into players. Anthony. Bruno keeps punting it up the pitch every time. Diallo is a bright spark in our attack.

Why mention Antony when he has hardly played this season and hasnt played a minute under the new manager?

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Their team is old, exhausted, and injury prone. Their manager has a mental illness. Their legal team is working overtime. What a club.