Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[AdamColeBebe]

u ok pep

 

[Berbasbullet]

That little chuckle after he said he wants to harm himself! Actually quite dark. What on earth is going on? I’m now starting to buy into the comments that he just wants to freaking leave and for some reason can’t.

 

[klayton88]

You ok hon? Inbox me.

 

[SuperiorXI]

That little chuckle after he said he wants to harm himself! Actually quite dark. What on earth is going on? I’m now starting to buy into the comments that he just wants to freaking leave and for some reason can’t.

Something isn't right. He's been there much longer than at any other club. Sure things are perfect for him but he's done everything there... the ideal time for him to go was after the treble. He isn't the character of a SAF who is there for ages.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

Something isn't right. He's been there much longer than at any other club. Sure things are perfect for him but he's done everything there... the ideal time for him to go was after the treble. He isn't the character of a SAF who is there for ages.

PEP: Abu, i wanna leave.
Abu: (Putting the whip down and turn..) You what now mate..
PEP: Abu i think its time..
Abu: picks up bald scratcher.. (removing the turban)
PEP: Abu please.. i have a press conference after this..

 

[Tincanalley]

That little chuckle after he said he wants to harm himself! Actually quite dark. What on earth is going on? I’m now starting to buy into the comments that he just wants to freaking leave and for some reason can’t.

It’s shocking, yes. You sense an abyss of darkness behind that. If he is being coerced to stay, it won’t work, that’s for sure

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I went to bed at 3-1. Ooh, what a mistaka to maka!

A shambles. An absolute shambles. And most likely going to get absolutely battered on Sunday as well. fecking joke

well get ready for extra two games to qualify for the last 16. no chance imo now to finish in top8 of the league stage unless we bring home wins from Paris and Turin but those sides levels above Sporting and Feyenoord.

Just feck the season off!

Spend a kings ransom in the summer, then go again with younger, fitter hungrier players.

at least our losing streak is over!

Just glad it's my brother's birthday today and not mine.

It was a deserved draw for Feyenoord.
Got an undeserved penalty and a lucky second goal, yet they could not win.

Spineless. Absolutely the worst I’ve seen us since 2008. We will get absolutely demolished this weekend.

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Grealish showed some spirit in his cameo appearance.

Cameo ??? He played the whole game.

My weird sense of sarcasm/irony kicking in.

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I'm being 100% serious when I say this Sunday may be the first City game in years that I do not watch. If I do, I'm gonna need to upgrade my usual match drink to very very hard liquor. Please tell me we ain't gonna get absolutely fecking bummed on Sunday !! Please.

Well at least we didn't lose 6 in a row. Nunes in midfield worked. I don't even know how you begin to analyse that last 15 minutes. Anfield should be fun.

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I’m not booing them for drawing a game.

We lost the last 15minutes 3 nil .. against Feyenord
.... let that nugget sink in.

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I'll ask it, has Pep lost the dressing room.

Don't know about the dressing room but the plot definitely

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This version of City is like bumping into an old girlfriend who has been on spice for a decade.
Just not good to see.

Pics?

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The amount of money We will need to spend over next couple of windows is eye watering revolution.

Solicitors and Barristers are pissing all our money up

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Well we didn't lose...

Another 5 minutes and we would have

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feck me, its gonna be 6 - 0 to liverpool on Sunday.

and they might go on to score a few more in the second half

Right now I'd consider just 6 as dodging a bullet.

I Feyenoord can score 3, Sporting and Spurs score 4, Liverpool could score 10

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Gvardiol is fecking garbage at defending like seriously shite, salah will have an easy one against this guy

feck off back to rag cafe

You know I’m right though, every goal comes from down his side you bellend, my opinion

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Have the players heard bad news regarding the charges

No and neither has anyone fecking else.

Came up on the big screens at 75 minutes maybe.

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I reckon we will scrape a win against the dippers, look at the positives, Jack back (played awesome tonight), Nunes getting his form, Haaland back to scoring, play Ake left back and Ruben (don't pick Gvardiol) back in the centre, Kev coming on with 15 to go, we'll have just enough to get the result.

3-0. Easy. We then go on a run of 500 straight wins.
If we're doing fantasy, might as well do it properly

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I can't see where our next victory is coming from

Anfield would be a start

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Any moaning **** can leave here and find another club. I'm staying put and behind the team and the club whatever happens. You should be too. If you're not feck off and shut the door on your way out.

This isn’t North Korea. People are allowed to moan when we throw away a 3 goal lead in 15mins

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Peps head and nose? Has it kicked off in the dressing room?

The nose was like that from the start but noticed his head during the after match interview.
Wonder if he came off his bike?

State of Pep’s head!

Is he self-harming?!!

I Think he's trying to find hair....

So he can pull his own hair out...

Poor bloke

Jesus, Pep looks like he's been twatted

All those scratches, and he's been pulling his hair out.
The Pleasure Dome has taken a battering

Has Pep had a scrap with one of our players or a cat?

And now Pep has seemingly gone mental.
Wtf are going on

Anybody notice Peps head in the interview ?? He had really ripped into his skull and left really bad scratch marks . That is a worrying look , clearly massively stressed by that result .

Pep looks like he's got a skin issue going on, like a form of dermatitis or something. Itchy.

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Having we been holding back on serious investment of players due to the 115 charges?

Just wondering.

Rag

far from it, can't think of any other reason why we did bugger all the last two windows, especially when we let players leave and have aging players, injury prone players and players hinting of taking big money elsewhere.

Big possibility, or no big name players wanted to join us because it's up in the air

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I'd forgotten what being shit looks like. Spoilt

It only needs a fifteen minute spell like tonight 'n it all comes flooding back!

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Get to January then SPEND SOME feckING MONEY.

On what? Much surgery needed. CB needed (Stones can't play 2 games together) . RB needed. Midfielder needed. Striker needed!
That's 2 summers worth!!!!!

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Make the subs but drop the high line, it isn't difficult to see every game we are getting punished by the space left behind when we push so far up the pitch.

The last 7 years says you are wrong !!

The last 7 years isn't this season with an injury crisis though is it? We either adapt or keep getting punished every bloody game.

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Ederson Nunes Gvardiol Gundo and Pep....Shite

You've been on this forum for 2 n half years. You've posted 14 posts in that time. A few posts before this you slagged Nunez off who was probably our best player. Then you slag Gundogen who was probably our 2nd best player. On top of that you slag the greatest manager of all time off. Do yourself a favour, phone yourself a taxi and feck OFF!!! Straight on ignore.

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I think Pep may be regretting signing that contract now, won't be surprised if he goes.

He looked a broken man tonight

I think we are regretting him signing. Appalling game management. No fecking influence on that team whatsoever once they cross that white line

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Feyenoord we pretty poor but it took a dodgy penalty and a deflection to get us ahead. Then we managed a well worked goal and proceeded to collapse like a house of cards. And it was bloody cold during the second half.
I await some happy-clappie who watched from his cosy armchair telling me it was OK.

I was in a cosy armchair with a lovely log burning stove and a very nice glass of wine and I can tell you it wasn’t ok. In fact it was fecking wank. From personal errors to systemic failures it was truly horrible.

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From running amok to laughing stock in 6 months :-(

Feyenoord are the first side to ever avoid defeat in the Champions League after still trailing 0-3 in the 70th minute.
We're record breakers in lots of good ways but this season we're breaking records all over the place in a not good way.

Gvardiol has something against Guardiola.

Mentality is weak as piss. They’ve all collectively chucked the towel in because Rodri is injured. It’s as if they don’t have the belief that they can do it without him

We won't lose 5 or 6 to Liverpool, slot isn't that type of manager if they go 2/3 nil up he will sub Salah , trent etc off

feck me I know we have had a good laugh at the expense of Utd ……… but we might as well be Celtic

Thank feck I'll be hiking in Croatia when we play the victims at weekend, I might not come back.

Put your house on us beating Liverpool.

What a joke we have become …. double figures incoming at the weekend.

Shameful & Spineless!

15th (Fifteenth) with the majority of teams below us with a game in hand,
Good job it’s only Juve and PSG to come.
Will be luck to get 25,000 at the Brugge game.
Absolute Dog Shit

Gvardiol was left isolated again, no back track from Jack! Like the tune eh.

Was going to ask Pep to walk my dog, feck that he can’t hold onto a lead!

Most important thing for us to win is the 115 case!

This is a small wobble in the great history of our great club we've been proper shite in the past it will turn and pep will sort it have faith boys and girls

 

[Grylte]

I shouldn't laugh if there's really something bad going on with the cnut, but this one made me laugh out loud:

"I think he"s trying to find hair"

 

[Okey]

Wasn't the self harming answer just his usual disdainful sarcasm with the media? He walked off right after.

 

[Swordsman]

Does Pep have suicide tendencies ?

 

[Tincanalley]

Does Pep have suicide tendencies ?

Not funny. Something strange is happening with Guardiola. Impossible to know from the outside. Could be anything in a range of temperament, to burnout, to trying to gain sympathy. Or it could be outside pressure or sinister goings on. Or he could be in a bad way. If so, I’m sorry for him, much as I despise that sportswash op dressed up in the colours of Manchester City.

 

[Mart1974]

All this picture is missing is a please send help sign

No means no Pep.

 

[The-Mezzala]

Do people think the bubble has burst or is it a blip. Would be so happy to see them crumble and back mediocrity. But Pep is too good a manager to not turn it around

 

[TrailMonkey]

Remember that Pep has history of burn out and seeking time away from the game. He's been at Shitty for a long time, won everything and might now be standing on the precipice once more.

We joke about how much he and the players know or don't know about he 115 charges, but either way, if City get bummed on Sunday and struggle throughout December then he might go over the edge.

Being a football manager, especially in the EPL, is life consuming - no matter if you're winning or losing. He's only human and has his own triggers. I don't want to see him do anything stupid to himself, but I'd be happy for him to walk away from Shitty and leave them with huge problems.

 

[Zed is not dead]

 

[Solius]

All this picture is missing is a please send help sign

jesus christ

 

[Tincanalley]

I’m delighted for Haaland, the hulking galoot formed when Roy of the (Cobh) Ramblers busted his dad’s gonads. “Stay humble, eh?” he kept gloating to Arteta. Alright, fridge face, humility feels kind of sweet doesn’t it? You experience humility, and grow from it. To hurl it has a term of abuse, or banter only makes you seem small time.

 

[Ahmer Baig]

https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/attachments/screenshot_20241120_085902_gallery-jpg.138496/

Can someone who has registered there put this photo here, pretty please. Too funny not to be seen..

I had make an account on Bluemoon so I could post this pic.

 

[horsechoker]

I had make an account on Bluemoon so I could post this pic.

 

[The holy trinity 68]

Not funny. Something strange is happening with Guardiola. Impossible to know from the outside. Could be anything in a range of temperament, to burnout, to trying to gain sympathy. Or it could be outside pressure or sinister goings on. Or he could be in a bad way. If so, I’m sorry for him, much as I despise that sportswash op dressed up in the colours of Manchester City.

You mean the man is just a blatant sore loser that as soon as results aren't going his way he starts acting a little bit more nutty than usual.

I literally think he is just playing up to take the pressure off his team. It's funny that people are feeling sorry for him, just because he is acting more weird than usual because his team have lost 5 and drawn 1 of their last 6 games. He is the biggest sore loser I have ever seen.

 

[Top_Bins]

Spoilt, rich brat syndrome going on over there.

 

[MaMa given red]

Do people think the bubble has burst or is it a blip. Would be so happy to see them crumble and back mediocrity. But Pep is too good a manager to not turn it around

It feels like it's the end of an era.

Most of their players are 29+ and majorly declining and or struggling to stay fit (De Bruyne, Walker, Stones, Ake, Kovacic, Grealish, Gundogan,Silva, and Akanji)

Also a lot of their new signings look pretty average so far (Doku, Nunes and Savinho)

Ederson wanted a move to Saudi Arabia in the summer but was made to stay, and has looked like someone that doesn't want to be there anymore.

On the plus side they still have Kalvin Phillips to come back in the summer so that should help!

Basically they need a major rebuild.

 

[Hammondo]

I went to bed at 3-1. Ooh, what a mistaka to maka!








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I don't understand why you keep posting these, what's your point?

 

[Mart1974]

I don't understand why you keep posting these, what's your point?

Do you know what the title of this thread is?

 

[Hammondo]

Do you know what the title of this thread is?

Yes but none of the posts are a meltdown, they look very chill posts overall.

 

[SouthMancRed]

I always think City supporters that uses rags are trying too hard.

 

[Withnail]

If they win at the weekend their form for the last 7 games will be 1-1-5

They're not winning at the weekend

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

All this picture is missing is a please send help sign

I might be biased, but if I squint a bit, those scratches spell out “GUILTY”. He’s trying to send a message…

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

 

[DarkLord1984]

Regardless of the context, it was a really stupid thing to say.

 

[RoyH1]

I might be biased, but if I squint a bit, those scratches spell out “GUILTY”. He’s trying to send a message…

Cannot unsee it now

 

[Wheato]

 

[Herschel Krustofsky]

It’s shocking, yes. You sense an abyss of darkness behind that. If he is being coerced to stay, it won’t work, that’s for sure

Quite a lot of cocaine can do that to a man (or woman)

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I had make an account on Bluemoon so I could post this pic.

Yes! Thank you!

 

[Plant0x84]

That little chuckle after he said he wants to harm himself! Actually quite dark.

Absolutely. He’s a weird motherfecker.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

United thread

How long before their dickhead fans are kicking off saying we should have kept van horse chops?

Rag Cafe is full of it saying they want Rimjob out and Horseface back

Seriously?

A few examples from their post match thread:
Gfooty: Well maybe it wasn't Ten Hag..
Anorim (sic) out

KirkDuyt: Bring back Ruud?

Good times: We lose that game with Ten Hag. We win it with Ruud.

PoTMS: Have to say we looked better under Ruud. Not sure we have the players for this system. We have a collection of shite players and it's square pegs in round holes.

Livewire1974: Same old crap. Ruud would have won it.

Could't be arsed reading it all, that's from about the first 12 replies.

Van Nosebagrooy was a stable influence.

Van Horseface new Leicester gaffer

The world's gone mad! Mind you, there are some very plush stables in that neck of the woods.

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Best bit was when they scored after about 3 seconds and it showed all the rag fans in the crowd waving their cocks about with their smug “we’re back” faces thinking this was some magical ability the Seventh One had bestowed upon the team with his intangible genius.

Then as the game unfolded it was abundantly clear Ipswich were the better side and the cnuts are still wank.

"The Seventh One."
Brilliant!

But he didn’t want to be saddled with the responsibility of the manager’s job full time.

Sky reporting how new manager has brought a new identity to the rags. That’s why they managed a draw against a relegation threatened team despite the hype surrounding his first game

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“Rhymes with Amorim.
Will City ever win again?”

Is that what it says?

I don’t get it as i don’t speak Rag - can anyone explain to a simpleton (me) please?

Sorry, I just can't - different breed they are.

Put your mind at rest.
It doesn’t rhyme.
At least, not in English.

Thanks
It was hurting my head

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I see the old embarrassment Keane was offering an Ipswich (Ipswich) fan out yesterday. He told him he’d be ‘waiting for him in the car park’. Jesus wept.

You think he would have learnt from previous incidents that ended up on court from someone trying to head but him at the Emirates

On a serious note that’s an offence and he should be sacked on the spot.

Takes an awful lot to get sacked by Sky!

Or spitty spitting at a child unless your buzzer and you tow the sky red fest bandwagon you’ve got a job for life, he told them straight and was never asked back on again

Any different from Coote calling Klopp a ****?

Coote was correct is the only difference.

Is it true that just before the match Keane was kicked out of the Arndale and put on a train to Ipswich ?

I hear he was terrified of being identified as a shitbag whilst travelling on said train

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Five games unbeaten now for the rags.

Shout it from the rooftops!

3 of them games against relegation favourites Ipswich and Leicester , a game they should have lost against chelsea and the other against a bunch of greek waiters...lol the rags are back

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It seems to me that the rags really wanted Southgate.
The opposition from fans was such that instead of going for him, they searched all over for someone who fit the bill, both in his demeanour and style of football.
Step forward Mr. Amorim.....

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Sheeran shouldn’t have apologised. He should have thanked Sky for being that disrespectful toward Amorim that they allowed his ginger head to interrupt his interview. Twist that knife, Ed!

That Sheeran is turning into a top class bollocks.
The band aid stuff is pathetic.

Not heard that. I just love how Sky let him interrupt Amorims interview. A total lack of respect lolol

What did Shearer do?

Sheeran

The look on amirons face when ginger bollocks turned up was priceless! Lolol

One overhyped, middle of the road performer making way for Ed Sheeran

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Sky Sports: Man Utd: Champions League absence hits as Premier League club report £6.9m loss for first quarter of financial year

What a load of covered up bullshit and absolute guff.

These cnuts should have gone down the same road as Everton and Forest. But on the flipside I think shit like this could provide evidence for us at how the red cartel are running the Premier League.

Sky Sports: Man Utd become first Premier League club to introduce key change at Old Trafford

Manchester United have signed up to become the first Premier League club to offer male sanitary facilities.

Hopefully other clubs, if not already, sign up to implement. Have already posted in Prostate Cancer in off topic

Anything to top a list or be the pioneers.

Apparently they invented women's football as well.

Funny how comments in media (& from Pep) that City fans can’t live off our achievements in the past - albeit our huge successes are all very recent - yet the rags are a huge club based on successes achieved over 15 years ago !!!

We’ll turn it round - that’s what we do

£66 for kids ridiculous Scruffy Jim man of the people tax avoiding twat
They are also going to half their contribution to the disabled fans association to £20M

This shows they are in danger of failing ffp/psr or what ever name it now goes by.
They need money now.
They cannot increase season tickets halfway through so they increase match day tickets.
£66 for a child needs calling out by the lackey media.
Shame on you Scruffy.

They've been front and centre with their other red shirted mates trying to bring in rules to suit their agenda and they've reaped what they've sown as far as PSR goes.
As is often the case though, it's the fans who will be expected to pay the price.
All this after sacking 250 staff, giving the manager a new contract then paying him millions in compensation after sacking him less than 6 months later.
What a club!

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Perhaps scruffy Jim is going to replace Mick Hucknall........

Money's Too Tight To Mention for the tax dodger.

Something got Jim started.

The swamp is like a Fairground these days.

If you don't know Jim by now...

Holding back the tax ( for years).

 

[Yagami]

One of them actually took a post from @KirkDuyt as an example of a United fan

We know that chap is reading this thread. Clues in the name, fella.

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Rimjob
Horseface
Scruffy Jim

Absolutely scathing

 

[KirkDuyt]

One of them actually took a post from @KirkDuyt as an example of a United fan

We know that chap is reading this thread. Clues in the name, fella.

They did? What was it??

Ooh, my great Bring back Ruud line.

 

[horsechoker]

Rimjob
Horseface
Scruffy Jim

Absolutely scathing

Why are me and rimaldo getting pelters?