Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

They’re nowhere near as strong.

Walker has fallen off a cliff
KDB getting older, 33 and injury prone
Gundogan 34
Not convinced their recent signings and current squad are at the level of previous seasons - Nunes, Lewis, Savinho

It’s good to see

I don't think Doku is all that either. Lacks end product.
 
Other teams have to deal with injuries. We had no defence last season. They can’t use Rodri as an excuse for not beating Bournemouth and sporting. If peps the genius everyone thinks then he should be able to cope without him and come up with different ways of winning.
Absolutely, it's not an excuse at all and I totally agree with you.

On the rare occasions it was neeeded in the past, I feel as though Guardiola did manage to find solutions to injuries or loss of form of a player, and he certainly didn't lose as many times in a row as this. That's what is making me think there's a chance they are starting the decline that most top teams see after a certain period.

The players might have thought about the 115 charges but I don't think it would have a meaningful impact on match day, more likely the loss of their best player and some other factors are seeing them struggle, and I'm absolutely here for it.
 
Not saying those aren't major factors behind their recent form. But come on there's absolutely no way most of them won't be thinking about it and what it could potentially mean for their careers at City.
I don't mean they'll never think about it, I just have serious doubts that it has any effect on match days, and their poor form is more likely down to other more tangible factors at this stage.
 
Apparently the new bloke thinks the players should go on a stadium tour at the swamp.
I knew they were skint but bloody hell, after the tour will they all get taken to the club shop to buy their shirt for the next game ?
Hope Pep signs this break and just as they are bigging up the new messiah, City announce Pep extends to feck them right off.
Ruben: "United is the engine of the Premier League"
But he is right - the "steam engine" which is being fired with rubbish imported coal.
They keep making the same mistake over and over again. An incoming manager should say:
“We have not been a serious force for years. We need to fight like hell to get up the league. We must stop looking back to our history which is no longer relevant.”
He can say all he wants but his boss has set a target of winning the league in 3 years for their fake anniversary party.
Good lad. We don't need a nice fella. We need the usual deluded, mouthy twat in charge and he is starting to sound like he will fit the bill perfectly.
Prick! You are the engine of a clapped-out old banger that's been abandoned in an old field (the swamp) for years and years. Kids have played on it, jumped up and down on it, smashed the windows, and the weeds around it have grown so high they almost cover the rusting vehicle.

Along the road a bit you'll find a huge 25 bedroomed mansion surrounded by 10,000 acres of the most beautiful English countryside you can find. This mansion is home to a man I know, his name is Man City.
In his driveway you will find a veritable showroom of the most expensive and luxurious cars ever to hit the market. Aston Martens, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Porsche, you name it my mate has it - hundreds of times over.
I’m surprised Pep hasn’t ripped up his contract.

The coverage of these twats is completely OTT.

Sty radio news going on about his first game tomorrow, as if it were a cup final.
Typical these cnuts only have bloody Ipswich for the new dickhead’s first game. Pisses me off already that ****, fecking media going on about him like he’s Pep mark 2. He’s just another random nobody from a minor league that will be gone in two seasons.
Vilas Boas Mk 2
Portuguese/Dutch leagues, the envy of world football
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This recent transfer window shows they have not learnt anything from past mistakes and they will be hampered with players they need to get gone lingering around in the background sat on big wages they can’t move. Jayden Sancho a clear example of that.
That's by far their biggest issue. The other one I can see if how their prima donnas react to Amorim. INEOS have to back him as he's their choice, could be fun times ahead 8-)
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Amorim wankfest in full swing on BBC Sport, I see. I’m surprised they haven’t got an article analysing his turds to see if they can guess what he had for dinner last night and what that might tell us about the formation the rags will be using on Saturday.
In the same way they were withe the last manager, and the one before that, and the one before that...?

The exact opposite they were with Pep joining us?
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We pulled a fast one on city by stealing their future coach Amorim ….ummm nope
They have a record doing this, don't forget they snatched slabhead away from us.
And the piano man.

And Fred.
There have been so many, no wonder we never won anything.

Was PR7ck supposed to be joining us as well?
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Anyone bothering to collect some sadcafe in meltdown posts over the Pep extension?
A quick look over there, and they are certainly approaching a meltdown
I had to laugh at one that highlights their insecurity about life and how it has to be all about them. Apparently Pep is only staying because the rags have taken City’s number one target as their manager. Pep is only staying until we identify someone else, that’s nice of him
Amorim is wise - it's easier to follow Moyes, Maureen, OGS, ETH and other failures at a club than it is to follow the master - Pep.
"Amorim-Ball" has already been applied to this guy. Fkin crazy the headlines and superlatives that club gets above all others.

we've all been watching this magic that Pep has brought for a decade, changed the face of football in here, never heard one mentyion of Pep ball.

Amorim-ball WTF sad twats.
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SSN this morning; "Ruben Amorim's M********* U*****“. And so it begins.
They haven't kicked a ball under A Moron yet.

Nauseous !!
I see Sky Sports are still pleasuring themselves over this bloke's appointment. It's all quite pitiful.

Hopefully he's a monumental failure
What happens on Sunday when they get beat?
No no no. According to the radio amorin has already transformed the united squad on the training pitch so its only a matter of how many they beat ipswich by.
They releaed a training clip where he had thr players doing some actual running on the pitch so they are a bit giddy
Yeah, but 'training' to rag players involves posing for social media photos in full bling regalia.
Whilst sitting on the advertising hoardings with their arms round each other
they will win 3 or 4 nil after ipswich have a player sent off early on and the press will be in full jizz mode
Interesting that a poll on the BBC Sport website asking who will be in the Premier League longer - Pep of Amorim - has Pep on 54%. People thinking that Amorim will get shat on by the players as per "the untied way" and be gone in the next two years?
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This Amorim kid is already getting on my tits with that fecking stupid smirk he’s like a Cheshire Cat.
I can already see him being a manager in the mold of Bruno ratface as a player.
A whinging snide cnut
Give it 6 months and he'll be grey, disheveled and looking like he's been sleeping in the bins outside Lou Macaris chippy. Ole ane Jose looked suicidal by the end

It's the United way
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Melissa Reddy's first question to Ruben Imarag: "You've moved to a bigger and better club."

Ruben Imarag: "Bigger, yes.":lol:
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According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."Wtf does this even mean?
He's a cheating rag ****.
Its an indirect dig at Ten Hag's looks and appearance
Dunno - bit of a weird thing to say because at the moment he IS a Manchester Untied manager isn't he?
Another overhyped bullshitter who can talk the talk but can't walk in a straight line.
I'm scratching my head here just thinking what the Dippers see and hear in their managers then.
They've gone from Bingo who acted like an amphetamine head to George Dawes on skunk.

Spitty really does talk shit
The archetypical Manchester United manager is an ageing Scotch bloke. How does this young Portuguese lad with a full head of jet black hair fit into that?
What did make me smile yesterday was the moron guy looking lovingly at a picture of baconface on the wall with the other managers all blurred out.

New moron as manager, same baconface in control.....long live the revolution.
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This sitting down with the new manager at sky sports news.
Isn't this the 5th or 6th time it's happened?
The big fanfare, the white smoke, the 2nd coming, it's so cringe.
But, sky sports love rolling dogshit in glitter and sugarcoating it in red.
Can't stop laughing.
The best one was when Sky had that Ralph Ragnick on and they named him ‘the godfather of German football’!
They are getting a bit fecking giddy. Clowns. They'll have the new.manager bounce. Ipswich this weekend. Much tougher tests to come. Give it to the New Year....few losses. But he'll be ok cos he looks like a Utd manager. The red media propaganda in full force.
The wankfest in the media over his first training session is unreal. Obviously United are pushing it to all the media outlets. But still.
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Loving the spin that we've made a DESPERATE move to tie Pep down after they got our ONLY option.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's happening again. The delusion racks up to fecking silly heights before a ball is kicked.

Pep for 2.5 years? He'll face another 3 rag managers in that time.
Not playing until Sunday and still all over the morning news.....swamp dwelling cnuts and all who sail with them.
Who the fack are Bodo/Glimp they play in the Emmerdale cup next Thursday,unbelievable.
Remember the boom bust cycle they invented for their best mates in dipperland?

Expect something similar at the theatre of illusions
 
State owners with sportswashing assisted by desperate fans, years upon years of cheating financially, offshore bank accounts to recruit managers, a decade of media compliance and Guardiola worship, North Korean level propaganda documentaries, banners for lawyers, titles and a champions league, and all it takes for them to show themselves up as the same small club supporters is a bad run of games. I don’t especially care about their losses the same as I didn’t care about their wins beyond the fact that it is all existing under the umbrella of cheating.



Nothing about this club matters other than the punishment. They all know it.

Spot on. I forget they exist most of the time.
 
Hugely embarassing. Small time, loser mentality (and that's in spite of the on pitch success). Hope they get what they deserve.
 
They are so unbelievably childish :lol: "Ruben Imarag".

Glad they're not winning the league, but then again, it is likely going to be the scousers..
 
I honestly have no idea who won what since 12/13, other than the extraordinary Leicester win, and Liverpool, simply because of the sad way in which it was won :lol:
Hahah true. As a teenager I memorized all United's league titles and i still can spout them out now without thinking but I had to think for half a day last week who won the World Cup less than two years ago...
 
Ruben: "United is the engine of the Premier League"

Prick! You are the engine of a clapped-out old banger that's been abandoned in an old field (the swamp) for years and years. Kids have played on it, jumped up and down on it, smashed the windows, and the weeds around it have grown so high they almost cover the rusting vehicle.

Along the road a bit you'll find a huge 25 bedroomed mansion surrounded by 10,000 acres of the most beautiful English countryside you can find. This mansion is home to a man I know, his name is Man City.
In his driveway you will find a veritable showroom of the most expensive and luxurious cars ever to hit the market. Aston Martens, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Porsche, you name it my mate has it - hundreds of times over.

:lol: That's so pathetic. Very fitting for a "fan" of a club that literally hit the lottery.
 
I love how worked up they are by the fact that all people want talk about is United.

Hehe, yeah. They're not a big club supporter-wise, the attention is commensurate with that and they don't like being reminded. Read a great article the other day about Norwegian supporter clubs. United is second-largest, fairly narrowly behind Liverpool, with more than 45,000 members. City is sixth, with about 2,500. And more importantly their President is quoted to the effect that there hasn't been a Haaland effect, their membership's been steady at a similar level for years.

That being said, even I think the media attention on Amorim is excessive, bordering on ridiculous. And it's not necessarily a good thing for him, or for the club.
 
Portuguese/Dutch leagues, the envy of world football
They seem to forget they were managed previously by such titans as Mark Huges and Stuart fecking Pearce.

Along the road a bit you'll find a huge 25 bedroomed mansion surrounded by 10,000 acres of the most beautiful English countryside you can find. This mansion is home to a man I know, his name is Man City.
In his driveway you will find a veritable showroom of the most expensive and luxurious cars ever to hit the market. Aston Martens, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Porsche, you name it my mate has it - hundreds of times over.
Presumably all purchased with dirty ill-gotten oil money like all of their ‘success’. They really believe they are a big team that anyone gives a feck about! :lol:
 
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Their attempt at name puns is comically bad, to the point where even as a United fan it wasn't obvious who they were talking about. Their obsession with us is ironically the evidence that what Ruben said is true though, still the biggest club even though we've been shit for a decade.
 
Maybe this is the end of the tiki shite. Teams have worked it out.
I think the version that earned that name died awhile ago, or evolved anyway. City has just been playing with fire with his preference for a relatively small squad, an aging squad, and relative injury luck running out a bit.
 
Hehe, yeah. They're not a big club supporter-wise, the attention is commensurate with that and they don't like being reminded. Read a great article the other day about Norwegian supporter clubs. United is second-largest, fairly narrowly behind Liverpool, with more than 45,000 members. City is sixth, with about 2,500. And more importantly their President is quoted to the effect that there hasn't been a Haaland effect, their membership's been steady at a similar level for years.

That being said, even I think the media attention on Amorim is excessive, bordering on ridiculous. And it's not necessarily a good thing for him, or for the club.
Do you mean prime minister? Norway has a king and a prime minister, but not a president.
 
Went on their title run in thread and I will say they are the nastiest bunch of posters I have ever come across. As far as I’m concerned I hope they get relegated and never come back to the Premier League.
 
I don't mean they'll never think about it, I just have serious doubts that it has any effect on match days, and their poor form is more likely down to other more tangible factors at this stage.

Fair enough but my point was just about City players in general. I wasn't saying it is the main cause of their recent slump.
 
Went on their title run in thread and I will say they are the nastiest bunch of posters I have ever come across. As far as I’m concerned I hope they get relegated and never come back to the Premier League.
They're horrible, yes. The thing is, most of it is kids feeling the need to play up their hatred of United and whatnot to help them come across as real City fans.

I can't say I've ever met any City fans like those tryhards, and I've known a lot.