Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

17 Van der Gouw said:
It's funny that they accuse us of being obssessed with them, as I pointed out, their United Thread has literally twenty times more posts than our Bluemoon thread (and from a much smaller community) :lol:

...but this one takes the cake. Think back to when you signed up at the Caf and chose your username, did it cross your mind once to base your RedCafe online existance on mocking/insulting another team?

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A man regarded as one of, if not the most successful of managers in the history of football, resides in the fetid bowels of the swamp? Showing their class as usual.
 
Red Shorts said:
A man regarded as one of, if not the most successful of managers in the history of football, resides in the fetid bowels of the swamp? Showing their class as usual.
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It's a cesspit, void of all class and any forum of impartiality or imagination.

They've also started a new United thread :lol:

Maybe it's because they saw the post over here pointing out just how much they obsess over us.
 
On the Bayern Munich '5 minute boycott' (the same one that was universally praised and lauded by other football communities)

How is this going to work?
3000 German rags stood outside the ground and then go in at 7:50pm because it will take about 45 minutes to get them all through the turnstiles
Or are they going to remain on the concourse sipping non-alcoholic drinks until the time to march in, in which case there will be one serious crush as the concourse at Arsenal is no where near wide enough
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^ "German rags" ?!?

Stupid Germans.
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I hope someone shits on their schnitzel.
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i'd pmsl if they didn't let them in
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It's ok to put a chokehold on an entire league and turn them Into what amounts to nothing more than a group of feeder clubs but expensive tickets is where the line gets drawn? F*ck em.
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What the hell is wrong with that forum!?!
 
Amethyst said:
Probably just annoyed that Bayern's excuse for leaving seats empty is to protest ticket prices, not 'traffic' or whatever reason is usually given for their ground not being full.
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Haven't you heard? They're actually an advanced alien race of time travelers, who deep in the future have mastered a cloaking device. It's a full house every week, we just don't know it.
 
Dutch Rags = Ajax?
Italian Rags = Juventus?
Portuguese Rags = Porto? Or benfica?
French Rags = Psg? Or Marseille?
Greek Rags = Olympiakos?
South African Rags = Kaizer Chiefs?
NFL Rags = Patriots?

I mean, how far does this go? Do towns and cities have their own rags?
East Lancashire Rags = Blackburn?
Sheffield Rags = United or Wednesday?
These things need to be cleared up ...
 
Bluemoon is the snotty kid at school who still chews his jumper sleeves at 15 and even though the rest of the school support United, he'll swear blind City are bigger and better before asking you for 20p towards his bus fare.
 
Found this insightful article in this afternoon's edition of the Daily Newspaper.

UEFA's disciplinary committee have announced this afternoon that they are in the process of contacting local Manchester City supporters' groups before initiating legal action against fans who were heard booing the Chanpions League theme music before the club's match against Sevilla. The match, in which City claimed victory in the last seconds through a wonderful effort from Kevin De Bruyne, was also overshadowed by confrontations allegedly taking place between small pockets of supporters from both sides.

Lord Michael Tomkins-Smythe III, executive chairman of the Manchester Is Blue supporters' group, claimed that the action being taken against his members was part of a much larger conspiracy:


"That rag David Gill is behind this. He's using his executive position at UEFA to look after his shitty Rag United team, who ain't even from Manchester, and make us proper football fans look bad. He's a fecking cnut."


When our reporter corrected his lordship and made him aware that Mr Gill was a member of FIFA, and not UEFA; Lord Tomkins-Smythe III accused said reporter of being "a rag cnut" before glassing a nearby City supporter and throwing a brick through the window of Poundland.
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17 Van der Gouw said:
On the Bayern Munich '5 minute boycott' (the same one that was universally praised and lauded by other football communities)



^ "German rags" ?!?

What the hell is wrong with that forum!?!
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A lot of City fans don't like Bayern apparently because their owners all used to slag them off or something about the money they spend. Said it was all illegal (then ironically 1 of them ended up in prison for tax evasion)
 
Needham said:
But your link just takes us further back up the page. Link to the real newspaper please. And does anyone know how I can subscribe to The Daily Newspaper? I find it hard to access news online.
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You need to have an account to access their website.
 
Just fecking WOW, the cheeky fecking cnuts.

Drag the feckers out and chcuk em in the fecking street. The fact it is even brought up is insane, fecking crybaby's
I really do hope they all die, yes die, slow as well, these feckers have just done it for me, feck them and feck em again set of fecking wankers. I can't believe their audacity.

Ok maybe not die but a damned good kicking is in order and i would fecking do it happilly.
As Ric notes, not like they have more pressing priorities is it.

I want nothing to do with the cl until all this bullshit is gone, had enough of them and their impositions. I would stamp all over Platini i really would, i despise the man. and his cronies.
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Gone down well
 
Go ahead let that steam off lads

Can anyone explain why United are shown as second in their group?
Same for and against as Moscow and a draw in the head to head so should it not be alphabetical with C before M?
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Like on Granada reports on Monday they were joint second with Arsenal, no they aren't they are third, scum. I just all this slagging of Rooney doesn't come back to bite us and he has another shinner for Tyler to wank over.
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I thought UEFA regs stated that until both matches had been played they'd use GD to separate the teams? That's the way it's done in the European leagues that use H2H.
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GD is equal though, at 1-1, so they need to go to the next level down, which I believe heads back to the Away Goal rule. It's not really all that relevant as, eventually, everyone plays everyone home and away.
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Why the bollocks do they give a stuff about our Champions League group?

It's obviously head to head away goals. Who even cares at this stage?

Bluemoon, apparently. What a stupid thing to get ratarsed about.
 
OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
Why the bollocks do they give a stuff about our Champions League group?

It's obviously head to head away goals. Who even cares at this stage?

Bluemoon, apparently. What a stupid thing to get ratarsed about.
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they are still stuck in the role of small club. Like you say, who cares? Only them. All that money, new ground, success, a bright future and theyre concerned with our goal difference in a group which means nothing. How small time is that? its that smalltime mentality that they cant let go.
 
feels like tomorrow is the fight against everything from Blatter down, the establishment just won't be fair and let us march off as the best team, have to scupper us with linesman/referees etc.

Just the past couple of months of everything coming out, I really want that lot to get their comeuppance and the bricks to fall down, but I fear we're in the eye of this storm so the backlash against us is just going to be stronger, and the protectionism tomorrow will be absolutely brutal.

I hope we annihilate them, but I fear we will be absolutely screwed over to protect the status quo.
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God I hate those bastards: Satan's team, just look at the badge. C'MON CITY, it's good versus evil as always. Let's stuff them.We're better than them in so many ways including on the pitch. The time for debate is over, let's just do them. 3-2 for the Blues. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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HabeasC said:
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

I absolutely lost it there
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I had a good laugh at this part:

"God I hate those bastards: Satan's team, just look at the badge. C'MON CITY, it's good versus evil as always."

Satan's team, just look at the badge. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
They're shit these lot, don't know why you're all worrying. We'll twat them
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Because they're shit and really the only reason people worry about them now is because of the press around them which puts teams at a mental disadvantage.

I wouldn't have a single player of theirs in our first team based on actual talent.

We'll twat them, easy night lads.
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Whatever the result tomorrow I'll still wake up on Monday morning a good guy and they'll still be cnuts. C'mon City.
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I think we will batter the shit tomorrow they are there for the taking 3-1
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Apart from the usual pre Derby nerves that I think we all suffer from, I don't think we have much to worry about bar shit/biased refereeing. I fully expect Fernandinho and Yaya to boss their old men, Kev, Raheem and Navas to run their back 4 ragged and if they get over the half way line, Quim Mangler and Ota or VK to batter the feck out of them.
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No doubt 'BBC Manchester United' will give their normal bias service!
I've got abad feeling Kolarov is going to be overrun.
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They really live in their own little bubble, don't they?
 
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