You could make so much money writing The Diary of Bertie Magoo -- Bitter Blue in the style of Bridget Jones.
October 18
Rags encountered --3
I went to Lidl in Stockport, and I must explain I'm not actually from Stockport, I'm city centre Manc born and bred, but my aunt had this hairnet crisis and lots of ins and outs, so I'm there temporarily.
But anyway, I met an old rag mate in Lidl. He stood there looking at a bag of frozen peas. I said 'Hi, Dave.'
He thought he could blank me, but I told him that he couldn't understand the beauty of Niall Quinn's disco pants.
Typical rag.
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