Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

You have to follow a certain narrative over there or you're seen as either a 'rag', 'wum' or 'flapper'.

Incredible really.
 
Rag mates are my favourites:

Great laugh this morning when rag mate moaned about money ruining football. Said that Corinthian Casuals were the only real amateur side left.
Are you sure? Did you see the game on Sunday?
Walked straight into it, he was on the verge of swimming for me.
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VanGaalEra said:
Rag mates are my favourites:
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Aah yes....the imaginary rag mates. Yeah, coz that's what we do innit? I'll just ring my City mate and talk to him about money ruining football. You know, just out of the blue like. The sad pricks on there believe em as well. Did you see the Scouse one that lost an argument with his imaginary United friend? It is brilliant.
 
I am a new member, but I am well aware of the rules. Why don't you argue against my post rather than assuming that I am WUMing? Granted, I am pissed off with our injuries so that may affect my post, but I feel that it is a fair one. Silva and Aguero have rescued us from many sticky situations and without them, I feel we will suffer severely.
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Ok, your post is pathetic, spineless, dull and utterly childlike, you on the other hand are a totally positive and upbeat poster, ok the last bit was a lie you are an embarrassing knobhead
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Jesus fecking Christ...
 
Stookie said:
Aah yes....the imaginary rag mates. Yeah, coz that's what we do innit? I'll just ring my City mate and talk to him about money ruining football. You know, just out of the blue like. The sad pricks on there believe em as well. Did you see the Scouse one that lost an argument with his imaginary United friend? It is brilliant.
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Brilliant! Where can we find this?
 
You know what fella – go check your own team's fan forums and see how they treat City fans... I think you'll find you get off very fecking lightly on here!
Then again, having experience of Rags on a matchday – something I don't actually think you have – a bigger bunch of despicable cnuts you won't meet!
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I think he gets off quite lightly. The years and years and years we have been talked down to. Its like the school bully you meet later in life, when you are doing well and he's down on his luck. He can't understand why you just pissed all over his unsold copies of Big Issue. I've got well over 50 years of pent up hate to vent.
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No you don't lad, this joker's obviously 15 tops, no real life human presumably in their sixties would spend their time on an internet football forum insulting people.
 
This one is special from Manimanc, you guys will love it:

Right folks, those armchair rags over on ragcafe are getting in a proper kerfuffle with themselves, they reckon we make up conversations with imaginary rag mates, they seem to think we only know city fans ,and that friends and family who we know and who follow utd are a figment of our imagination.
These texts are from a utd fan I know, a proper gobshite, never goes.

Ha ha...bless him....passport....pmpl...what score did Manchester United finish tonight my little bitter friend?? Deep breath...take your time.x
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Hello...hello...no messages from massive...did Manchester United win?? Oouusshh who is top? pmpl
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Go on tell me the score again Super Spurs vs super £1bn Manchester city pmpl
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The above texts are from the weekend of our spurs game and theirs against Sunderland. He also whattsapped me a photo of the league table with them top.
Below is the only text I got from him when arsenal spanked them last week.

Recording it flower....gonna watch it in 30 mins. Obviously Arsenal are winning as you wouldn't of text otherwise.
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So there you go you lurking rags, there's my imaginary rag mate.
And away you go.
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VanGaalEra said:
This one is special from Manimanc, you guys will love it:
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Hilariously, he's mocked us accusing them of making up 'rag mates' by blatantly making up a rag mate.

So this United suporting mate text him 'pmpl' - really? Ever heard anyone say that? I haven't...but check this out:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=474aVpTXPMLCataVprgD

Also, the 'deep breath' and four dotted ellipsis. All hallmarks of RagCafe's biggest fan Mani. It's funny he's still on about us even after they basically told him to shut the feck up.

He'll be reading this for sure - Mani, your obsession with us goes beyond most of the Bluemoon fascination with United. That's saying something. Yeah we have a thread called 'Bluemoon goes into meltdown' where we occasionally take the piss out of your forum; but your United thread on Bluemoon has achieved 11,000 replies in just four months, that's more than we've posted in the Bluemoon thread in five years.

If your United thread was 5 years old, by comparison you'd now have reached 165,000 posts. That's twenty times more than us. That's right you strange man, your fans are twenty times more obsessed with United than we are about your small time club. We only post in this thread to mock your cesspool of a forum. That's without taking into account all of the other bloody topics about United that are always on the front page of your forum. Do yourself a favour mate, stop thinking about us and enjoy supporting your club - it'll be much healthier for your stress levels.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Hilariously, he's mocked us accusing them of making up 'rag mates' by blatantly making up a rag mate.

So this United suporting mate text him 'pmpl' - really? Ever heard anyone say that? I haven't...but check this out:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=474aVpTXPMLCataVprgD

Also, the 'deep breath' and four dotted ellipsis. All hallmarks of RagCafe's biggest fan Mani. It's funny he's still on about us even after they basically told him to shut the feck up.

He'll be reading this for sure - Mani, your obsession with us goes beyond most of the Bluemoon fascination with United. That's saying something. Yeah we have a thread called 'Bluemoon goes into meltdown' where we occasionally take the piss out of your forum; but your United thread on Bluemoon has achieved 11,000 replies in just four months, that's more than we've posted in the Bluemoon thread in five years.

If your United thread was 5 years old, by comparison you'd now have reached 165,000 posts. That's twenty times more than us. That's right you strange man, your fans are twenty times more obsessed with United than we are about your small time club. We only post in this thread to mock your cesspool of a forum. That's without taking into account all of the other bloody topics about United that are always on the front page of your forum. Do yourself a favour mate, stop thinking about us and enjoy supporting your club - it'll be much healthier for your stress levels.
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Oh god, thats absolutely fantastic.

Can you say busted?
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
Hilariously, he's mocked us accusing them of making up 'rag mates' by blatantly making up a rag mate.

So this United suporting mate text him 'pmpl' - really? Ever heard anyone say that? I haven't...but check this out:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=474aVpTXPMLCataVprgD

Also, the 'deep breath' and four dotted ellipsis. All hallmarks of RagCafe's biggest fan Mani. It's funny he's still on about us even after they basically told him to shut the feck up.

He'll be reading this for sure - Mani, your obsession with us goes beyond most of the Bluemoon fascination with United. That's saying something. Yeah we have a thread called 'Bluemoon goes into meltdown' where we occasionally take the piss out of your forum; but your United thread on Bluemoon has achieved 11,000 replies in just four months, that's more than we've posted in the Bluemoon thread in five years.

If your United thread was 5 years old, by comparison you'd now have reached 165,000 posts. That's twenty times more than us. That's right you strange man, your fans are twenty times more obsessed with United than we are about your small time club. We only post in this thread to mock your cesspool of a forum. That's without taking into account all of the other bloody topics about United that are always on the front page of your forum. Do yourself a favour mate, stop thinking about us and enjoy supporting your club - it'll be much healthier for your stress levels.
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I suspect he's totally gay..Nothing wrong with that of course but he strikes me as the type that would be totally annoyed if you called him gay.
 
He has as well :lol:

I don't waste my life wondering what rag cafe are up to.
I go on there to laugh my cock off at how pathetically obsessed they are with us and then in the same breath saying we are small-time and we mean nothing to them.
Then you get the orrible cnuts coming on here either acting all gobby and full of themselves or if they haven't got any backbone they pretend to be city fans and think it's feckin hilarious.
Half the nerds on there haven't even set foot in a football ground but give out like they're lifelong season ticket holders.
I love going on there and reading small-time comments from fans of a big time club.
It's beautiful.
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I've highlighted the short comings of van Gaal era on here before, the guys a sad feck who latches onto United as he's ashamed of where he lives, when pressed on the matter it ends up with us all being from Stockport.

feck em I don't care about red cafe, there are some balanced views on there and the red tinted specs deluded. Enjoy what we are up to, them lot are a funny after thought these days.
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I signed up after we won the fa cup and probably didn't post on there for a good few years.
I thought it'd be like our forum but you had to go through these phases of being a newbie whereas I wanted to go straight in there and get stuck in.
I recently started posting on there again and was quite reserved, didn't shoot my mouth off or start being cocky like the rags who come on here. Then I got 'promoted ' for want of a better word into their main forum and that's where it ended. I asked that VanGaalEra character a very tongue in cheek question which was straight to the point.."what's your name on bluemoon'...seeing as he seemed to be on here more than most of us. I got into a conversation with one of them in the main forum, tried to have the crack and the banter and then out of the blue got banned. ....reason?? For being bitter..
Their conversations are all one way, they seem a highly strung bunch but feck em, let them be bitter in their own backyard.
I still look on there purely to see how deluded they are , they've always thought they was the dogs bollocks and above anybody else but when you scrape through all their bolshiness and bullshit they're the same as all other fans.
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NO they're fecking not. They are the shallowest bunch of cnuts going.
They don't give a shit about football. All they are bothered about is
having the MOST. Most fans, most trophies....
The actual game is of little significance to the majority on there.
It's all oneupmanship and belittling of other fans/teams.

Grade A TWATS, one and all.
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They've said in the past I'm not from Manchester and that I haven't any mates and that the stories I tell about my mates who are rags are made up.
You got to say that they have their head buried in the sand 24/7.
I'm in tears of laughter reading the crazy shit they come out with on there, it's scary that people have that train of thought
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Silverman said:
Whats this about? Short summary anyone.
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Some 15 year old City supporting yank with imaginary United supporting mates thought he infiltrated this forum he was promoted and started calling people flower or petal(we think he might be gay) he went then went back to Bluemoon to post his findings, got banned, and now has a hard-on for VanGaalEra copy and pasting anything he writes on their United thread most of them are telling him to feck off it seems "pmpl"
 
The United Irishman said:
Some 15 year old City supporting yank with imaginary United supporting mates thought he infiltrated this forum he was promoted and started calling people flower or petal(we think he might be gay) he went then went back to Bluemoon to post his findings, got banned, and now has a hard-on for VanGaalEra copy and pasting anything he writes on their United thread most of them are telling him to feck off it seems "pmpl"
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:lol: oh right. Them City fans
 
What is pmpl? Pull my penis lightly? Or is that how they pronounce "rag"?
 
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