Stoke vs Man Utd is definitely the most unrequited rivalry in football. They fecking hate us:
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Stoke vs Man Utd is definitely the most unrequited rivalry in football. They fecking hate us:
I love the way one of them is calling us knuckle draggers, implying we're the intellectually challenged ones - then proceeding to use an unnecessary apostrophe.
It's hilarious, the standard of Bluemoon poster is basically summed up by taking the grammatical ability of a 6 year old and mixing in some swearing, delusion and general lack of class.
It's hilarious, the standard of Bluemoon poster is basically summed up by taking the grammatical ability of a 6 year old and mixing in some swearing, delusion and general lack of class.
Stoke vs Man Utd is definitely the most unrequited rivalries in football. They fecking hate us:
Yeah I know - I don't get the hate, and I have no idea why they think we are some kind of rivals. Perhaps it makes them feel like a bigger club? Random.
Everton fans tend to wish us well, barring the Moyes season.
Think they quite enjoy us absolutely tormenting Liverpool.
Stoke fans are the worst human beings on the planet.
Re Bluemoon, the posters on there are just vile morons who struggle to type in complete sentences and genuinely seem to have an average IQ in the single digits.
The RAWK lot can be amusing, these lot are just bitter hateful plebs who can't get over the fact that they'll always live in United's shadow.
Edit: this isn't all City fans, by the way, there are actually decent ones (even a few on here), just the ones who frequent that board.
Re Bluemoon, the posters on there are just vile morons who struggle to type in complete sentences and genuinely seem to have an average IQ in the single digits.
The RAWK lot can be amusing, these lot are just bitter hateful plebs who can't get over the fact that they'll always live in United's shadow.
Edit: this isn't all City fans, by the way, there are actually decent ones (even a few on here), just the ones who frequent that board.
My mental image of a Bluemoon poster is someone in a Kappa tracksuit, baseball cap and not very many teeth, with a couple of those gold plastic sovereign ring things and a huge gold chain, supping on a can of Special Brew.
Tbh, outside of that shithole, the City fans I know in real life are sound blokes.
*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.
17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory
I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.
Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.
The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:
Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:
17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory
I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.
Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.
The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:
Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:
Yea I just added an edit. I work with a blue who's a really good lad and my boss at my old firm was the same.
The place is one of a kind.
I struggle to visit the place too much nowadays due to my eyes burning at their relentlessly vile United posting.
I get my kicks from RAWK, yes their delusional, but at least you can read a paragraph without it containing the word c**ts.
I struggle to visit the place too much nowadays due to my eyes burning at their relentlessly vile United posting.
I get my kicks from RAWK, yes their delusional, but at least you can read a paragraph without it containing the word c**ts.
Bolton...
Ended up in a blue pub, after the Newcastle game in Moyes season, in my Utd shirt. Tell ya what, one of the most fun evenings I've had in Manchester.
you're brave!Yeah, I read RAWK every once in a while. Their delusion is mostly amusing and harmless. I've been on Bluemoon once for about three minutes because there was some video on autoplay that started every time you loaded a new page. I don't know what that was about and if it's still that way but it was absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely spot on!
Yep , you need the mute button at the ready to go on bluemoon, closely followed by the blindfold!
Feck, most danger I've ever been in like that, was in a United bar, wearing a United shirt. Group of lads surrounded me in the toilet, demanding an explanation.
It was a repro of the 68 European Cup Final shirt, they thought it was an Everton shirt.
Christ almighty, some United fans they were!Feck, most danger I've ever been in like that, was in a United bar, wearing a United shirt. Group of lads surrounded me in the toilet, demanding an explanation.
It was a repro of the 68 European Cup Final shirt, they thought it was an Everton shirt.
Well sauced by that stage(myself included, if not especially...), once I explained, they were all sound.
Funniest part, one of them, his dad played for United back then.
Don't laugh. I once had a brute of a bloke threaten me on the Stretford End for wearing a yellow and blue away scarf. he thought I was a Leeds fan.
Callum is a bit of a prick tbf
*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.
17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory
I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.
Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.
The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:
Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:
Very good and reminds me of when I coined RAWKBola a severe illness, the fundamental difference is that City fans couldn't catch a cold.
You have completely nailed it!*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.
17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory
I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.
Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.
The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:
Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:
They think Aguero's mind is elsewhere, something happened with him and 4 Argie players over the summer. Not celebrating goals, attitude is bad etc.
We can all hope it's true ay.
Wasn't he supposed to be cheating with Rameros woman?
Those rumours are quite old, almost 10 years old.
They can't have been all that sound if they felt the need to intimidate you in the first place.
Jesus H Christ. Just had a quick glance at their ever-more caustic United thread, the ubiquitous ManiManc seems to be running wild with our quotes in here. Then accusing us of obsession
Also, ManiManc, since you'll almost invariably be reading this - if you're going to copy/paste my RAWK vs Bluemoon theory, at least attach the quotes themselves; what you have achieved is a perfunctory waste of time without them - or is copying an image URL beyond your primitive comprehension?
...and we're not obsessed with little small time clubs like yours, we just like taking the piss
out of how deluded you are as fans and how fecking stupid you are as Bluemooners. You can barely even speak English. Since you're so loquacious in the United thread, perhaps your abuse would be more effective should you not juxtapose every single insult with the grammar of a non-native infant who has not long started learning English.
Nevertheless, thanks for giving us a good laugh with your ostentatious attempts at belittling us. Everybody now thinks you're a bit 'special'.
Also, ManiManc, since you'll almost invariably be reading this - if you're going to copy/paste my RAWK vs Bluemoon theory, at least attach the quotes themselves; what you have achieved is a perfunctory waste of time without them - or is copying an image URL beyond your primitive comprehension?
...and we're not obsessed with little small time clubs like yours, we just like taking the piss
out of how deluded you are as fans and how fecking stupid you are as Bluemooners. You can barely even speak English. Since you're so loquacious in the United thread, perhaps your abuse would be more effective should you not juxtapose every single insult with the grammar of a non-native infant who has not long started learning English.
Nevertheless, thanks for giving us a good laugh with your ostentatious attempts at belittling us. Everybody now thinks you're a bit 'special'.
Nothing quite so sad as someone trying to make out they are an arch genius at troll baiting.
He seems like the kind of guy who thinks saying " I know I am, but what are you?" In response to being called a thick as pig shit gobshite Bertie cnut is on par with the wittiest of Noel Cowards retorts.
He seems like the kind of guy who thinks saying " I know I am, but what are you?" In response to being called a thick as pig shit gobshite Bertie cnut is on par with the wittiest of Noel Cowards retorts.
Sounds like he loves the cock...and with the attention seeking behaviour of a 6 year old (Exactly like most of these new wave City fans). He thinks he's some sort of legend now, that's hilarious!
Christ, he sounds completely demented. You could have a field day with this. Bizarre punctuation. His comma key apparently not working. Few capital letters where required, then that random capital S on Said? Someone should also tell him an ellipsis has three dots, and really shouldn't be used this way. Also, is this some kind of poem? Why does he keep starting a new sentence on a different line?
You know what keeps cracking me up the most? "Oh and psssst." Ha ha, it's like he thinks he's talking and stage whispering to you. Like this is an actual conversation and not a bunch of text.
Typing out "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" is another one.Christ, he sounds completely demented. You could have a field day with this. Bizarre punctuation. His comma key apparently not working. Few capital letters where required, then that random capital S on Said? Someone should also tell him an ellipsis has three dots, and really shouldn't be used this way. Also, is this some kind of poem? Why does he keep starting a new sentence on a different line?
You know what keeps cracking me up the most? "Oh and psssst." Ha ha, it's like he thinks he's talking and stage whispering to you. Like this is an actual conversation and not a bunch of text.
Out of interest, how are the rest of them responding to that? Edging surreptitiously towards the door while dialling 999?
Stoke hate us? why?
Tbf, I'd recognise that shirt if asked but it is essentially a blue jersey without a United badge anywhere on it, my first thought seeing someone in that in a pub wouldn't be 'ah, '68 EC final, what a goal that was from Best.' Not even if I was sober.
Hi Bluemoon.
It's the Manchester Coat of Arms, isnt it?