Berbatov

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Wish I was stoned, dry as feck here at the moment :(

So was here last week... now:

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home from work a little hard to read threw the bullshit what is going on????

recap -

city taken over and now mega rich
corluka and pavylechenko to spurs
city bid 34mil (ish) for berb, accepted
united giving berb medical though reports say we havent permission to speak to him
heskey off to spurs (or poss villa)
campbell maybe on loan to wigan
barton maybe to pompey
everton bid for stephen hunt rejected
 
home from work a little hard to read threw the bullshit what is going on????

fergie picked up berba in car

went to carrington

passed medical

levi is a cnut

city are bigger cnuts

ramos is a twat

its almost berba time

hope this helps
 
home from work a little hard to read threw the bullshit what is going on????

Well the wife just entered the room to find me with my cock out.She has jumped on to take advantage of the situation.Does this mean I am being unfaithful to Berbs?
 
Who cares how much we pay,we're fecking Manchester United and the pleasure of watching him play in a united shirt must be enough

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Hey, i know, why don't we say that to he banks next time our £100s of million of debt repayments are due.

Or not eh.

This club isn't a PC game, where you can just load up an old saved gme and have another go.
 
Anyone who takes this so seriously that these little windups actually annoy them should be on an official news site. An idiot could tell it was fake, it was about 2 weeks old.

What the feck are you on about mug?

I was commenting on the earlier "breaking news on SSN" shit that was just stupid nonsense and people were warned about doing. Actual funny stuff, I've no problem with whatsoever.
 
Well the wife just entered the room to find me with my cock out.She has jumped on to take advantage of the situation.Does this mean I am being unfaithful to Berbs?

Very. You should be ashamed of yourself. You better be thinking about Berbatov the whole time.
 
I'm off to make minute steaks, french fries and sauce bearnaise. Catch ya in about 40 minutes. Oh, and I'll have a Berbawank. I'll try and not jinx anything.
 
Wish I was stoned, dry as feck here at the moment :(

haha, im with lizard king. sadly in the realms of the sober now. and all my friends are getting wrecked in the dam. damn them. im sat at home smoking the occasional fag, poor and reduced to posting on here, which as you can see, usually happens very rarely.

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Don't know what to suggest. Apart from the existence of Deco, i'm struggling to think of something worse than being completely dry.
 
Manchester United are still favourites to sign Tottenham's wantaway striker Dimitar Berbatov despite a £34million bid from cross-city rivals City.

Tottenham have accepted City's bid but Old Trafford boss Sir Alex Ferguson is reported to have held talks with the Bulgarian after offering Spurs £20m plus young striker Fraizer Campbell.

Following that meeting Berbatov is believed to have completed a medical, which puts United in the driving seat to complete one of the summer's biggest and long-lasting transfer deals.

Tottenham have made no formal statement on discussions with United while reports of a £36m offer from Spanish giants Real Madrid appear wide of the mark.

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport...al-striker-Old-Trafford-medical.html?ITO=1490
 
Internet legend. Laughable. actually :lol:

:) leave br alone. It's not as if you've covered yourself in much glory today with some of what you've said.

Anyway not long to go now. Only wish I can remember what this was all about
 
SSN is wank for follwoing this.

They still have breaking news from yesterday...
 
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Don't know what to suggest. Apart from the existence of Deco, i'm struggling to think of something worse than being completely dry.

its very rare. three days dry - good to have a reset every now and then but i find time seems to slow right down - very odd.

deco is worse though, no doubt about that.

my dealers been inconsiderate in having a baby so isnt in work for another week or so and my alternative is an hour or so away by foot, i dont drive and i dont have his number as generally my aforementioned 'friend' in the dam usually drives there whilst i sit as shotgun support.
 
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