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Berbatov - "It was inevitable"

The Sun

One of the summer's most drawn out transfer sagas has finally come to a close, The Sun can reveal. In a sensational £27million transfer, Berbatov will finally ply his trade in the red shirt of Manchester United, and could possibly start against Newcastle on Sunday for the sides' first Premiership game of the new season.

This will come as a shock to Spurs fans who were expecting some form of evidence to be presented in an imminent court case against the Premiership champions. However, with all parties involved striking an agreement, it is unlikely that such evidence ever existed.

Fergie shoots down demons of Van Nistelrooy's departure

Sir Alex Ferguson is sure to be delighted that he has finally repaired what may have felt like a gaping wound in his squad since the departure of Dutch hit-man, Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Even though the team has gone on to achieve domestic and European success since his exit, the signing of a centre forward has been deemed a necessity by the United management.

Upon signing for Manchester United, Dimitar Berbatov expressed his desire to compete on all fronts, and stated that the chance to play in Europe was too good an opportunity to turn down.

"The signing was simply a matter of when, not if. When a team such as this comes in for a player, you don't often get a second chance. I have this second chance and I intend to grab it with both hands. Competing for the top prize in England and Europe is something that I have always wanted to do, and I am sure that this team are able to match my ambitions."

It is said that many fans at Old Trafford have been frowning at such a fee, but there is no doubt that Dimitar Berbatov possesses the combination of skill, arrogance and physique that would allow him to be an instant hit in a United team that is as flexible as it is invigorating to watch. The Bulgarian scored 23 goals last year for Spurs, but it is worth noting that his productivity stretches way beyond his ability to hit the back of the net.


Eric Rey

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/article1547903.ece
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It's sad you spent so much time thinking that up and now you're going to get banned for it. Bit of a waste of time.
 
If Berba goes to City I will never pull my cock out for a footballer ever again.
 
In all fairness, i wrote that about a month ago.

That should be easily distinguishable after reading the first few paragraphs where it talks about the court case. :D
 
just reading about swp moving from chelsea to the new chelsea. quite funny city got him for what 8mil a few days ago. reckon chelsea may have doubled that had that transfer gone through today.
 
We looked out of our office window tody and could see a fat lad pleasuring themselves in front of their lap top with a plate of sandwiches next to them, obviously in it for the long haul... whilst my colleagues assumed it was lady porn on that there laptop, I know it was one of you guys in front of this thread...a berbaporn marathon
 
friendlytramp said:
We looked out of our office window tody and could see a fat lad pleasuring themselves in front of their lap top with a plate of sandwiches next to them, obviously in it for the long haul... whilst my colleagues assumed it was lady porn on that there laptop, I know it was one of you guys in front of this thread...a berbaporn marathon
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Did you steal the sandwich then? How was the gravy? :lol:
 
Skholesy said:
Oh come on, leave the lad be....whats wrong with a bit of fun eh?
Worse things have happened which didn't result in a ban.
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I thought it was quite well thought out. I'm pretty sure I read it before and said the exactly the same thing. Nothing wrong with a bit of craic imo.

That's why I said it's sad that he would get banned for it. I just expected him to, I don't want him to be banned.
 
Imagine if we sign him but Levy never gives us permission to talk to him. He'll have to wear earplugs while Fergie's giving the teamtalks, with a bloke standing next to him doing semaphore. And the hairdryer treatment will have to be with an actual hairdryer...
 
I'm bored of this now.

Was only arsed as City were getting involved, and i wanted to tell 'em to feck off on an internet forum.
 
Brwned said:
I thought it was quite well thought out. I'm pretty sure I read it before and said the exactly the same thing. Nothing wrong with a bit of craic imo.

That's why I said it's sad that he would get banned for it. I just expected him to, I don't want him to be banned.
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Ah. Sorry - I apologise. Thought you were calling for his head.
 
re - campbells prospective loan for the chap enquiring above. the rumour was it would be season long.

there's only 4 hours to go. does anyone else think its ever so slightly ridiculous its taken til now for things to move? and that daniel levy is the main reason for the delay. what a tit.
 
home from work a little hard to read threw the bullshit what is going on????
 
Redlambs said:
fecking hell, I can't believe some of the spastics in this thread! Actually, sadly I can :rolleyes:

What happened to the bans for all the idiots posting wind-ups?

I blame Hectic and Levy.
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Anyone who takes this so seriously that these little windups actually annoy them should be on an official news site. An idiot could tell it was fake, it was about 2 weeks old.
 
haha, im with lizard king. sadly in the realms of the sober now. and all my friends are getting wrecked in the dam. damn them. im sat at home smoking the occasional fag, poor and reduced to posting on here, which as you can see, usually happens very rarely.
 
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