Berbatov
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I suspect he loves lillywhite.
Oh wait, is it possible for Levy to do what Arsenal and Chelsea did with Ashley Cole, the protraction of talks till the last minute of the last day of the window?
If he was from Malaysia he would have instantly recognized the hypnotizing aroma of a Ramliberber and perhaps made some substitution of contents in the protective area of his postal vehicle.
There's been a spate of Ramli-subs in the last few weeks. And this just in on the postman watch........
Postman stole ladies’ lingerie
By Echo Reporter
A POSTMAN was found wearing stolen women's lingerie after his bosses became suspicious of missing packages, a court heard.
Matthew Alexander Furness, 35, of Walker Crescent, Weymouth, admitted two charges of stealing postal packages belonging to Royal Mail, on October 1 and December 6, 2007.
Prosecutor Bob Booker told Weymouth magistrates that postal bosses became suspicious when an open package was found in Furness' van.
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They carried out a secret operation by planting a horror DVD 'The Burning' in his drop bag.
The DVD was wrongly addressed and should have been dealt with as a mis-sort but Furness failed to do so.
Two months later in a further intelligence operation a bra and thong by Bravissimo worth £49 was put into the system.
Mr Booker said again the packages should have become 'mis-sorts' and given to another office to deal with, but were not. The court was told that Furness was seen on CCTV turning items over to hide the address before keeping them for himself.
Investigators approached him and during an interview initially denied stealing items on his route. Furness agreed to searches of his person and vehicle but not his home.
Items were recovered from his jacket pocket and Furness claimed he was being 'stitched up'.
Mr Booker said: "Police searched him looking for items of ladies' underwear.
"They asked him to remove what he was wearing in the presence of an officer and found him to be wearing the thong. The other item of the bra was never recovered."
A search of Furness' home uncovered the missing DVD.
Mr Booker said it was an abuse of trust, with the aggravating feature of affecting public confidence, in fellow employees and the service itself.
Ian Brazier, in mitigation, said it was an opportunist rather than sophisticated theft. He said Furness maintains he found the DVD in the post van he was driving and had only borrowed it. The court heard Furness was undergoing counselling for matters into his past.
Magistrates adjourned sentencing for reports. Furness was given unconditional bail and is due back in court on April 17 at 2.15pm.
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Hidden agenda? (hmm)
Elsewhere, Berbatov has still not signed for Manchester United.
what happened to the Berbometer?
So we're about to buy a 30-odd-million striker in addition to two 30-odd-million strikers we already so that we can stick one of these 30-odd-million strikers on the bench.
Had Chelsea done this, I can only imagine our reaction here
Had Chelsea done this, I can only imagine our reaction here
While we're at it why not buy Buffon for 35 milllion, Kaka for 40 million and Messi for 70 million.
Football. Bloody hell.So we're about to buy a 30-odd-million striker in addition to two 30-odd-million strikers we already so that we can stick one of these 30-odd-million strikers on the bench.
Had Chelsea done this, I can only imagine our reaction here
I take it you're not a berbafan. Just think of the difference he'll make to our team poses though...
I take it you're not a berbafan. Just think of the difference he'll make to our team poses though...
Nothing against the Berb as a player, BR. Think hes pretty good. But I love our current strike duo of Rooney and Tevez and I would like to see them start as many games as possible.
The last time they did that, we won the double. With Tevez miles ahead in terms of fitness and preparation, I was really looking forward to the two tearing opposition apart this season.
Would also have liked to see the likes of Campbell and Manucho given the chance.
Berbatov and his agent? Reminds me of Plech's article...
No problem with that. I feel that too especially with the newcomers. I'd still like to see
Ronaldo......................Nani
....Teveth.........Rooney......
..............Berb..................
at some time.
quite frankly, if SAf has other ideas, then that's good enough for me...
Sour cabbage! That's how to get him then! Fergie, 25M + 2 truckloads of sour cabbage.......get to it.
C'mon berb...Manchester is famous for this.....
I think I'd only like to see that if we were chasing a game. It's wide open tbh, and we'd only have room for one centre-mid, presuming we stick with 4 at the back.
Why do they refer to him as Mitko?
Anyone seen this interview by Barclay of the Times regarding the Berbatov situation. I would expect United's lawyers will be interested in his comments, they are pretty damn close to slander. There is no way that anyone connected to United have told Berbatov to in fact go on strike
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1126121770/bctid1749437217
Barclay's the third journalist to speak.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1126121770/bctid1749437217
Barclay's the third journalist to speak.
I know, but it just looks so awesome on paper
Patrick Barclay is such a legend, probably the only Chelsea fan I'll ever like...
Who is going to be the lucky central midfielder there? Anderson? Scholes?
Could this be a more realistic line up that we may see more often? (2 mids could be any combo)
...............VDS...............
Brown....Rio....Vidic....Evra
....Hargreaves....Carrick....
Ronaldo....Rooney....Tevez
.............Berbatov...........
Patrick Barclay was alright when he was writing for the Observer but became an insufferabke twat when he went to the Torygraph
I quite like Henry Winter though, and Martin Samuel is pretty good too.
I quite like Henry Winter though, and Martin Samuel is pretty good too.
I take it you're not a berbafan. Just think of the difference he'll make to our team poses though...
That's Andy from Weeds - Legend
They're wasting their time on TV. They need to come to the caf.
Who is going to be the lucky central midfielder there? Anderson? Scholes?
Could this be a more realistic line up that we may see more often? (2 mids could be any combo)
...............VDS...............
Brown....Rio....Vidic....Evra
....Hargreaves....Carrick....
Ronaldo....Rooney....Tevez
.............Berbatov...........
Deadly
Possible. Improbable, though we got close in the Ronaldo thread (RIP).Thats 800 post in one day, not possible
As a good friend of mine once said, Inconceivable!
The caf would have them for breakfast.
Goosebumps.
I'm going go get a Berbritto
Don't get me going
Berba don't like reporters.
Have we signed the cnut Mk.2?
Don't forget the
Who is going to be the lucky central midfielder there? Anderson? Scholes?
Could this be a more realistic line up that we may see more often? (2 mids could be any combo)
...............VDS...............
Brown....Rio....Vidic....Evra
....Hargreaves....Carrick....
Ronaldo....Rooney....Tevez
.............Berbatov...........
Where are the goals gonna come from?
Who is going to be the lucky central midfielder there? Anderson? Scholes?
Could this be a more realistic line up that we may see more often? (2 mids could be any combo)
...............VDS...............
Brown....Rio....Vidic....Evra
....Hargreaves....Carrick....
Ronaldo....Rooney....Tevez
.............Berbatov...........
This is exactly what I dream of...
!!This is exactly what I dream of...
Tevez is wasted on the left Rob.
Nani, Giggs or Ronaldo on the left wing.
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