36) Dimitar Berbatov's vision and awareness is so good because he actually sees what happens next before it occurs.
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The Berbfather.
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37) Berbatov hates Dairylea
38) "The number you have dialled has not been recognized." Thats Dimitar Berbatov telling you to "feck off".
39) Stephen Hawking once dared to suggest that Berbatov had an ordinary first touch. At this time Stephen Hawking was an Olympic high jumper
40) Dmitar is so cool, you can skate on him
41) Dimitar has the power to stop global warming, but he chooses not to.
On August 15, 2008 Dimitar Berbatov announced that he had a dream to play for Manchester United.
43) Berbatov never says 'Mc' with ChickenBurger when in McDonald.
A picture of Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher, after playing against Dimitar Berbatov.
...and couple of days after that, the organization of "United Glory Hunters And Transfer Muppets" had signed a petition to rename the Scoreboard End at Old Traffort to - "15th August Stand".
44) His pet name is Mitko.
45) Dimitar should read this thread...really, oh really.
46) Berbatov was once controversially given 2nd place in a traditional Bulgarian omelette making contest after his entry was deemed 'a bit too eggy'
Maybe he does! we can write something like "please score next time you play Dimitar" then if he scores, it´s proof that he read the thread
If this berbashit doesn't stop I'll come for all of you....
If this berbashit doesn't stop I'll come for all of you....
Still scares the shit out of me. Any news?
Have we given up talking about football completely in here?
Maybe he does! we can write something like "please score next time you play Dimitar" then if he scores, it´s proof that he read the thread
Something like 'Go take a shit right in front of the Kop' would convince people more of Redcafe's powers of persuasion
Berbatov trains with bears in Canada for pre-season
McBerba
What happens if we don't actually sign him
I am gonna go ape shit
The way Fergie was talking yesterday I doubt we'll get anyone before the window closes. He seems to think we have a complete squad and I don't think he wants to bow down to Spurs' Levy and start begging. I agree with him. Let Spurs keep a player who doesn't want to be with them. I have a strong feeling that this is now United's line.
Theres nothing much to talk about really. He either comes or he doesnt!
47) Dimitar Berbatov is the only living person that knows the secret recipe for making Bulgarian beaver cheese.
The only Berbatov we're gonna get is Berbatov 9
48) Berbatov listens to Will Young in his spare time
No Berbatov!!??
49) Berbatov once stepped on an ant.
I have it on good authority that once Spurs upped the price to 32M United lost interest and refused to be drawn in any further. A boardroom decision was made that they would not go beyond 28M. That's where it stands now and I agree with them.
may i care to ask who the authority is?!
Yes, you may
50) berbatov posts on this forum under the pseudynm of rimaldo.
The above fact has confirmed that Berbatov is a sexual predator.
51) On August 19, 2008 The members of the mighty RedCafe declared that if Dimitar Berbatov doesn't play his debut for Man Utd next week against Pompey, They will commit a mass suicide.
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