Berbatov

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12) At 2:56 GMT on the 21st July 1969, Dimitar Berbatov became the first human being to set foot on the moon. Upon doing so, he muttered the words...''That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

Bizzarely, Dimitar adopted an American accent for this short speech, something that to this day, no-one knows why.
 
13) dimitar's urine is the main form of currency in liberia.
 
Berbatov is actually named 'Dimitron', and is a transformer from another planet. He played the role of Kit in the popular show 'Knight Rider'
 
16) berbatov likes to dress up as a japanese tourist and wander around tottenham court road asking passers by for directions to old trafford in a poor japanese accent.
 
18.) Dimitar Berbatov was originally contracted to play the role of Scottish hero William Wallace in the movie Braveheart, although, Berbatov performed with such style and elegance, that he was considered too brilliant at life, and the role was instead given to Mel cnuting Gibson.
 
Isn´t he in Bulgaria until next Wednesday?

Don´t expect any further development until Thursday then...
 
19) Dracula once fathered a child. That child went forth and multiplied, and Dimitar Berbatov is a descendant of the vampire himself. Except Dimitar is a day walker and sunlight does not affect him.
 
20) At 01:37 GMT in the afternoon of August 6th 1991, Sofia physics graduate, Dimitar Berbatov posted the first ever Web page on what was to become the World Wide Web.
 
22) On May 4th 1979 the British public elected the first, and to date the only, Vampire prime minister into power - Dimitar Berbatov.
 
23) dimitar berbatov roughly translates as "raspberry goulash" in taiwanese.
 
Lads bit of news at last..

A reliable Spurs ITK has informed me that Berbatov was seen talking on his phone today. Make of that what you will.
 
Berbatov once turned down a move to Real Madrid to pursue a short career in writing poetry on the work of David Attenborough
 
26) In his spare time, Dimi takes part in the BBC2 program 'Top Gear', under the alias of 'The Stig'.

Everything that host Jermey Clarkson says about Berby, when introducing The Stig, is infact true...
 
27) berbatov can control the actions of canadian geese with his mind.
 
28) Dimitar Berbatov knows what came first, the Chicken or the egg. He knows this because he came before both.
 
29) In the infamous Tevez thread from the Summer of 2007, Dimi dared to post On Topic and as a result was eaten by a rabid stoat...thankfully, the rabid was unable to digest Dimi, and he escaped unharmed.
 
If your gonna copy and paste the Chuck Norris ones you can at least change the name.
 
I've decided i feel at home in the Berbatov thread. I might even consider buying property.
 
When Berbatov looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Berbatov.
 
girish said:
When Berbatov looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Berbatov.
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Either that or he's a Vampire. In this day and age would that also qualify him as emo? :nervous:
 
34) Berbatov was born in the planet of Krypton. But unlike his brother he chose to play football.
 
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