F the f f-ing off
BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho
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Great news. If true he won't be hanging around.
Time for fans to start singing Woodward Out. If true, this is shocking stuff. What the feck is this guy playing at? It's not gonna improve with VG.
Ridiculous story.
Our board and Woodward are the biggest bunch of imbeciles ever in control of a football club.
It just doesn't make any sense. At all.
Besides, the bald cnut hates us and has previously posted some utter garbage about the club.
If i was Mourinho i'd have told us to do one back in February. I mean it's one thing being methodical but this is taking the piss.
Still, it's the Sun. It's probably about as true as my third bollock.
Still, it's the Sun. It's probably about as true as my third bollock.
Get a grip
Fan protest in 3... 2... 1...
Can't work out which gif to give so you all get the honour of both...
Nice trolling by The Scum to have Louis doing an evil laugh in that tweet.
Can't imagine wasting another season putting up with the shit we've seen this year. Please, anything but that. Maybe this is all a ploy to get people begging to have Giggs take over since the alternative would be one more year of process-ball
Still say it's all done and we're just enduring the usual run around from know-nothings who need something controversial to print every day
Still say it's all done and we're just enduring the usual run around from know-nothings who need something controversial to print every day
couldnt make it up. I know the sun and all that, but just imagine.On another note, i fully expect van Gaal in charge next season.
As if!
Is he really that stupid? Does he not see that it is already a failure and will be even more of a failure if he decides to keep him on as opposed to bringing in arguably the best manager in the world?
If true the board are fecking retarded.
I know he hates us, but I can't see what he gains by saying this?
All I can say is, the club needs to come out now and say what the feck they are doing. This is ridiculous.
Anyway, I suggest putting your credit cards back in your pockets, or spending the money on a nice holiday somewhere. If everyone rushes out and buys the new kit and what not, the board will think, doesn't matter what we do, the fans will still put money in our bank accounts. Forget that shit.
because The Sun can always be trusted to know what's going onI just know we're going to give LVG another year. I've already accepted it.
Actions speak louder than words, so I'm going to set fire to Jazz's hair in protest. It's the only language the board understands.
I can't. I'm well pissed off, and I don't even like Jose that much! I'm upset that we'd continue like this.Get a grip
LVG is going to get what he wants then, there will be zero expectations next season
I'd rather you set Woody's bald patch on fire. He don't need no hair. Whilst you're at it, give the bastard a new brain!
I was going to buy an official Manchester United pencil case from the club store tomorrow, but now? They can forget it!
The only Jose Mourinho to United news I trust I get from thread name changes.
This doesn't make any sense at all.
According to reports, we've bunged José a shedload of money so he won't talk about the negotiations which have been sneakily designed to drive him away(!) Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact.
I can't believe that this is true but if it is... oh woody. What does LvG have on youThat's the spirit
I can just see Ed trying not to upset anyone making that phone call with LvG in his office and José on speaker
Nonsense.
Also Woodward would be more foolish asking Van Gaal to stay on.
Also Woodward would be more foolish asking Van Gaal to stay on.
Im don't know if this story is true, but the reality is, if we do not offer Mourinho the job, his options are very limited.
A man of his stature needs a job at a rich elite club if he is not to lose face.
And so an interim job at a Chinese club for 12 months may actually be his only option if the Man United job offer does not come through.
A man of his stature needs a job at a rich elite club if he is not to lose face.
And so an interim job at a Chinese club for 12 months may actually be his only option if the Man United job offer does not come through.
Alleged Mendes mouthpiece backs the claim
I'm not asking for any more streams 'til the Glazers are sold.
In fairness, whether true or not, the fact the Sun and Duncan Castles have it would suggest that at the very least they've been fed the same line of bullshit.
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If it was just the Sun reporting this I wouldn't be so upset. But Mendes' mate Castles as well saying this makes me feel sick
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