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Would you be happy to see Jose Mourinho become next United manager?


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Oh stories of cnuts good deeds started popping up as counter measures now. Must be said,sellout brigade done some great PR stuff in recent months,well done tbf.It reminds me of political/war propaganda style.

For years you read here negative views and insults towards JM style of play,calling it boring and what not. Now you see almost same those waving with statements like "His style isnt boring,he managed in one season with RM to score 400 goals"(dont know exact number of goals) as some kind of proof how no one here said anything about being boring.

For years you read here how people were disgusted with his parking bus,boing 747,he was mocked,laughed at,called all kinds of names. Now it seems that parking a bus and freaking airplane was just an illusion,it wasnt real at all.

People raised a question about his trusts in youth/young players.You can see in the past how he has 0 trust in youth/young players,hell sometimes he doesnt even trust to reserves,anyone outside those first XI. Once again we didnt need to wait long for brigades counter measure move,they came back with some stats and names from previous clubs as proof,how him not giving chance to youth is bullshit. Mentioning Zouma as prime example :lol:,Zouma wasnt there before him hello,he bought him right?
When that didnt do a trick,they started spinning statements how it doesnt matter for him,as long you earn your spot during trainings and games,linking some interviews of coaches under him. Really?! So guess Ivanovic and Matic and other 7 were in godlike mode during trainings and games since start of this season. I mean its great fun to watch them trying to spin things around.

One of last points,is him being called a cnut,again he was called like that here by most because his actions. For some time nobody released counter measures regarding that but recently you can see attempts to put his cnut level on same scale numbers as SAF`s,yep,out of nowhere he suddenly isnt any bigger or less cnut then Sir Alex.

So there arent more moves left,only remains to post a photoshoped picture of Rui Faria with some puppies and they are done.

Its funny to see that all related to "United way" was used as smashing hammer vs LvG and same doesnt apply when it comes to our future manager.I know that football fans are fickle and clueless as feck but i really hate double standards.

At the end of day those 80.3% will get their wish and guess he will be our new manager. I never gonna change my vote.Think he is a winner,never had anything against his style of play,nor him parking a bus (because i find some type of beauty in defending just like in attacking),not like brigade members.In same time i find him to be a classless cnut,his assistant manager is classless cnut too with being animal as bonus.He has 0 trust in youth and so on.

I understand that brigade wants to win something asap so they dont turn into RAWK members. To have someone classy as SBC in stand watching us play while we have classless cnuts in JM and RAF in dugout...no thanks. If he becomes our next manager,then welcome to United,will be happy and will celebrate any title,win because at the end of day i am United supporter.

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The amount of replies this thread has gotten in the last hour, you'd think there had been a bit of an update.

Why the sudden mass replies?
 
Oh stories of cnuts good deeds started popping up as counter measures now. Must be said,sellout brigade done some great PR stuff in recent months,well done tbf.It reminds me of political/war propaganda style.

For years you read here negative views and insults towards JM style of play,calling it boring and what not. Now you see almost same those waving with statements like "His style isnt boring,he managed in one season with RM to score 400 goals"(dont know exact number of goals) as some kind of proof how no one here said anything about being boring.

For years you read here how people were disgusted with his parking bus,boing 747,he was mocked,laughed at,called all kinds of names. Now it seems that parking a bus and freaking airplane was just an illusion,it wasnt real at all.

People raised a question about his trusts in youth/young players.You can see in the past how he has 0 trust in youth/young players,hell sometimes he doesnt even trust to reserves,anyone outside those first XI. Once again we didnt need to wait long for brigades counter measure move,they came back with some stats and names from previous clubs as proof,how him not giving chance to youth is bullshit. Mentioning Zouma as prime example :lol:,Zouma wasnt there before him hello,he bought him right?
When that didnt do a trick,they started spinning statements how it doesnt matter for him,as long you earn your spot during trainings and games,linking some interviews of coaches under him. Really?! So guess Ivanovic and Matic and other 7 were in godlike mode during trainings and games since start of this season. I mean its great fun to watch them trying to spin things around.

One of last points,is him being called a cnut,again he was called like that here by most because his actions. For some time nobody released counter measures regarding that but recently you can see attempts to put his cnut level on same scale numbers as SAF`s,yep,out of nowhere he suddenly isnt any bigger or less cnut then Sir Alex.

So there arent more moves left,only remains to post a photoshoped picture of Rui Faria with some puppies and they are done.

Its funny to see that all related to "United way" was used as smashing hammer vs LvG and same doesnt apply when it comes to our future manager.I know that football fans are fickle and clueless as feck but i really hate double standards.

At the end of day those 80.3% will get their wish and guess he will be our new manager. I never gonna change my vote.Think he is a winner,never had anything against his style of play,nor him parking a bus (because i find some type of beauty in defending just like in attacking),not like brigade members.In same time i find him to be a classless cnut,his assistant manager is classless cnut too with being animal as bonus.He has 0 trust in youth and so on.

I understand that brigade wants to win something asap so they dont turn into RAWK members. To have someone classy as SBC in stand watching us play while we have classless cnuts in JM and RAF in dugout...no thanks. If he becomes our next manager,then welcome to United,will be happy and will celebrate any title,win because at the end of day i am United supporter.

Edit:Maybe only way for him to change his ways regarding behave and youth is if people above have a strong talk with him and explain that we are not Chelsea,nor circus like Madrid and in what we believe when it comes to young players etc.
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I'm so anxious, guys. I just want this to happen more than any other event at United. Hold me!
 
Idgi, why can't people like the manager of Liverpool better than United? If you'd admired Klopp's work at Dortmund, and you thought LVG was overrated and didn't want him at United to begin with. Do you suddenly dislike Klopp and like LVG because he joined United?
 
Idgi, why can't people like the manager of Liverpool better than United? If you'd admired Klopp's work at Dortmund, and you thought LVG was overrated and didn't want him at United to begin with. Do you suddenly dislike Klopp and like LVG because he joined United?

Klopp chose Liverpool therefore he is a cnut by alliance.
 
Idgi, why can't people like the manager of Liverpool better than United? If you'd admired Klopp's work at Dortmund, and you thought LVG was overrated and didn't want him at United to begin with. Do you suddenly dislike Klopp and like LVG because he joined United?
Of course, unless you started watching football a few years ago or something. Football is tribal. I admire what Klopp did at Dortmund but he is and now always be a cnut.
 
He left Porto because he had just won the treble and had a huge offer from Chelsea. He was sacked by Chelsea in his first stint, he didn't leave. He left Inter after winning the first treble in their history. He was sacked by Madrid and turned them from a side which constantly got KO'd at the last 16 of the CL to a team that makes the semi finals or better every year. He won the title with Chelsea and was sacked in his 2nd stint, at no point did he feck off when the going got tough.
Ok, getting sacked is much better.
Let's bring him in then, you've turned me.
 
- Calling Jimmy Hill a prat on live TV
- Claiming Leeds only try against United and no one else and their manager isn't getting the best out of them
- The whole Eric scandal
- Threatening to walk out of United twice because he wanted more money than George Graham (That was fair enough though)
- Calling Blackburn Rovers bottlers on live TV
- Putting the club in jeopardy over a horse he never owned
- Starting fights with his own players (Ince, Schmeichel) at half time during matches
- Falling out with several players
- Writing books insulting players that gave him everything
- Writing books settling scores with his assistant manager and his chairman (Edwards)
- Announcing that Wenger should piss off back to Japan
- Defending Mark Hughes after he nearly split a man's testicles in two with a kick
- Dropping Robson from the entire squad for his last ever match
- His petty war with the BBC (Although, feck the BBC tbf)
- Claiming referees are biased against United and David Ellery tried to stop United winning the league in 1999
- Claiming a referee was fat and trying to get him sacked
- "I wouldn't sell that lot a virus. "I read about Calderon making the great statement that slavery was abolished many, many years ago. Well, did they tell Franco that?"
- Claiming the FA handicap United every year, in an effort to stop them winning the league, with the way they draw up the league fixtures
- Pulling out players loaned to Preston because Darren got the sack for doing a shit job.

I could go on....Fergie was the best manager to ever exist. I love the guy. He has my total respect. But, please, don't sit there and try to tell some of us Fergie was an angel or that "it's not the same as Mourinho"

Fergie was just as bad....And I couldn't give a feck. He was our manager, our cnut! Just like Mourinho. He was born to manage this club
Don't forget the shit storm with Magnier and JP McManus. They complain about Mourinho and his relationship with the Chelsea and Madrid hierarchy. This was a thousand times worse.
 
Ok, getting sacked is much better.
Let's bring him in then, you've turned me.

Well the first time he got sacked was after a small run of bad games at the start of the season in 2007, a run similar to a few of ours at the beginning of title winning campaigns. This led to a falling out with Abramovich, an owner who tinkers with the footballing side far too much, nothing to be embarrassed about. Real, he fell out with the boys club of Casillas and Ramos and a few others, because he rightly saw that Casillas wasn't good enough and he couldn't win the champions league in three years, which, if pep doesn't win it this year, isn't the most shocking of developments. People decry him for falling out with the club, but for that to happen at Chelsea and Real Madrid, two notoriously oddly run clubs with dressing rooms full of twats, I don't think there is as big an issue as some make out.
 
Some of them are endearing, others are hard football decisions that managers have to make (Robson for example, why put that on your list.)

None of them involve eye pokes or disgraceful behaviour towards a physio
It's like you never read the post. Everyone condemns the eye gouge and the Eva Caniero incident is more complicated than you realize.
 
A lifelong Real Madrid fan, who waxes floors for living, was plucked from obscurity to join Jose Mourinho's backroom staff for the Champions League victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford in an extraordinary tale of dedication, generosity and goodwill.

Sports Illustrated told the story of Abel Rodríguez, a 41-year-old Mexican-American from California, and an obsessive Real fan, who took two weeks' unpaid holiday for the last seven years to volunteer at the team's annual summer trip to Los Angeles.

He chased balls and laid out cones for Mourinho and his team of coaches when they visited the Californian city for pre-season friendlies. He woke up at 5am every morning and drove to the UCLA training site, only returning home at 11pm for a few hours' sleep each night.

Rodríguez's annual interaction with Mourinho and Los Blancos strengthened his passion for the club and this year he took the decision to withdraw his life savings to fund a trip to Madrid, in a desperate attempt to attend El Clásico before Mourinho left the club.

This meant he could not afford a family holiday, but on the insistence of his wife and daughter ("You should go. It's always been your dream") he made the lengthy journey to the Spanish capital.

Rodríguez arrived at the club's Valdebebas training complex with no accommodation booked, no ticket for the Mar 3 match against Barcelona, and, crucially, no contact details for Mourinho.

The security staff at the training ground refused to let him in and he was forced to sit on the side of the road, in snowy conditions, in a desperate attempt to flag down Mourinho. He waited for five fruitless hours, with only a coat to protect him from the elements, until his luck changed.

As Mourinho was leaving his assistant Rui Faria's car he spotted Rodríguez and stopped in his tracks. Mourinho bounded over to Rodríguez and asked to know what the "guy from Los Angeles" was doing nearly 6,000 miles from home.

After explaining his quixotic trip to Mourinho, everything changed for Rodríguez. The Special One instantly called for an assistant and arranged for Rodríguez to have his own room at the hotel where Real were staying for the Barcelona match. He ordered Rodríguez to rest up and rejoin them at the training site the next morning.

The night before the match the two men met up 90 minutes before sharing dinner with the rest of Mourinho's staff. As they spoke about Rodríguez's plans – he intended to return to LA after El Clásico – Mourinho insisted that he join the club for their trip to Manchester for the round of 16 clash at Old Trafford.

"I told him, 'No way, you come to Manchester with us and work as a kit man,'" Mourinho told Sports Illustrated. "'You help us and you live a bigger dream, a Champions League match from the inside!'"

Rodríguez lit up and said he would love to join them, insisting he would pay his own way. But Mourinho shook his head, smiled, and said: "When you're with me in Europe, you don't pay for s---."

This incredible gesture was too much for Rodríguez and he was overcome with tears of joy. The football gods had repaid him for seven summers of voluntary work and he was about to join the entourage of one of the game's finest managers for a match (in Mourinho's words) "the world is waiting for".

Rodríguez attended El Clásico – Real won 2-1 – watching from a good seat and visiting the home side's dressing room afterwards for photographs with Cristiano Ronaldo, Maradona and the Argentine legend's girlfriend.

Lifelong ambition fulfilled, it was now time to get down to business. Rodríguez was kitted out in Real's full team gear and given official status as a bag-handler, coaching assistant and good-luck charm (Mourinho and the players were rubbing his stomach for positive vibes).

Rodríguez's friends in Los Angeles could see him on their televisions as he walked off the field next to United manager Sir Alex Ferguson and he was even immortalised onYouTube, standing next to Ronaldo in a pre-game clip of the tunnel.

A few seconds before that clip was filmed, Javier Hernandez, Rodríguez's compatriot, approached the cleaner to tell him he would be giving him his match jersey at the final whistle. How did he know about Real's good-luck charm? Unbeknown to Rodríguez, Mourinho had approached Hernandez and asked him to do the favour.

"These people treated me like I was part of the team," Rodríguez said. "This is something I'll tell my grandkids."

Ferguson would not speak to the British press that night – he was in a state of distress after seeing Nani's red card end United's hopes of advancing. But he spoke to Rodríguez, urging him to grab Mourinho for a post-match glass of wine. Rodríguez said: "He came out of the dressing room with a cup of wine in his hand, and he told me, 'Tell José that the wine is ready, and tell him to hurry up.'"

Rodríguez's wondrous night continued with him acting as go-between for Robin van Persie and Marcelo when they swapped shirts, and collecting as many keep-safes and mementos as he could.

Hernandez, too, followed up on his promise, handing Rodríguez his match shirt with a unique, personalised message. The two spoke, with Hernandez listening in wide-eyed wonder at the Mexican-American's amazing story.

"The first thing he said to me was, 'How long have you been working for Real Madrid?'" Rodríguez said to Sports Illustrated. "I said, 'The truth is I don't work for them.' I explained to him what happened, and he looked shocked at the beginning. But he said, 'You know what? That's amazing.'"

All the memorabilia he could get his hands on was worth nothing compared to the memories, insisted Rodríguez, and a knowing wink for a job well done from Mourinho on the flight back was a particular highlight.

Rodríguez finished his duties as the equipment man by unloading the bags off the plane at Madrid. But his conscientious dedication to his work meant he never had the chance to thank Mourinho, and still doesn't have any contact details.

He shared his story with Sports Illustrated to say thank you for a very special night.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...leaner-the-most-special-ride-of-his-life.html
Read that shit Randall Flagg.
 
It's in there mate.

Whatever about anything else, that was ridiculous
Sorry buddy, there was so much truth in there I never caught it until you replied. You have just provided all the ammunition I needed against the Mourinho is a prick brigade, all while eating my dinner. Thank you sir, I'm forever in your debt.
 
Sorry buddy, there was so much truth in there I never caught it until you replied. You have just provided all the ammunition I needed against the Mourinho is a prick brigade, all while eating my dinner. Thank you sir, I'm forever in your debt.

A lot of these guys come across as "pricks" when the pressure is on and they are challenging for the highest honours.

I know I go on about him but, Roy Keane is a perfect example. Came across as a psychopath on the pitch, but off it, he's one of the nicest blokes around. Some small charity in Dublin rang him, looking for memorabilia to donate for an auction. Keane obliged and sent over some stuff. He arrived, unannounced at the auction and bought them all back, double what they were worth.

The will to win at the top can do funny things to people. As long as they are at my club, I couldn't give a feck either
 
Well the first time he got sacked was after a small run of bad games at the start of the season in 2007, a run similar to a few of ours at the beginning of title winning campaigns. This led to a falling out with Abramovich, an owner who tinkers with the footballing side far too much, nothing to be embarrassed about. Real, he fell out with the boys club of Casillas and Ramos and a few others, because he rightly saw that Casillas wasn't good enough and he couldn't win the champions league in three years, which, if pep doesn't win it this year, isn't the most shocking of developments. People decry him for falling out with the club, but for that to happen at Chelsea and Real Madrid, two notoriously oddly run clubs with dressing rooms full of twats, I don't think there is as big an issue as some make out.
Terry, Lampard and Abramovich sitting on a 150foot yacht in banana hammocks, plotting against the man that brought them the league, twice, while discussing the benefits of full body waxing to the Russian oligarch. No wonder Mourinho tends to be a prick and I can't wait until he is our prick.
You are right, Casillas was shite, I never really rated him. Mourinho was right to get rid. Some Real Madrid players are toxic for a manager, no wonder Ferguson and Wenger said no.
 
- Calling Jimmy Hill a prat on live TV
- Claiming Leeds only try against United and no one else and their manager isn't getting the best out of them
- The whole Eric scandal
- Threatening to walk out of United twice because he wanted more money than George Graham (That was fair enough though)
- Calling Blackburn Rovers bottlers on live TV
- Putting the club in jeopardy over a horse he never owned
- Starting fights with his own players (Ince, Schmeichel) at half time during matches
- Falling out with several players
- Writing books insulting players that gave him everything
- Writing books settling scores with his assistant manager and his chairman (Edwards)
- Announcing that Wenger should piss off back to Japan
- Defending Mark Hughes after he nearly split a man's testicles in two with a kick
- Dropping Robson from the entire squad for his last ever match
- His petty war with the BBC (Although, feck the BBC tbf)
- Claiming referees are biased against United and David Ellery tried to stop United winning the league in 1999
- Claiming a referee was fat and trying to get him sacked
- "I wouldn't sell that lot a virus. "I read about Calderon making the great statement that slavery was abolished many, many years ago. Well, did they tell Franco that?"
- Claiming the FA handicap United every year, in an effort to stop them winning the league, with the way they draw up the league fixtures
- Pulling out players loaned to Preston because Darren got the sack for doing a shit job.

I could go on....Fergie was the best manager to ever exist. I love the guy. He has my total respect. But, please, don't sit there and try to tell some of us Fergie was an angel or that "it's not the same as Mourinho"

Fergie was just as bad....And I couldn't give a feck. He was our manager, our cnut! Just like Mourinho. He was born to manage this club
Some of that is just laughably desperate. If you compile a similar list about Mourinho then you could easily add 5 more pages to this thread
 
- Calling Jimmy Hill a prat on live TV
- Claiming Leeds only try against United and no one else and their manager isn't getting the best out of them
- The whole Eric scandal
- Threatening to walk out of United twice because he wanted more money than George Graham (That was fair enough though)
- Calling Blackburn Rovers bottlers on live TV
- Putting the club in jeopardy over a horse he never owned
- Starting fights with his own players (Ince, Schmeichel) at half time during matches
- Falling out with several players
- Writing books insulting players that gave him everything
- Writing books settling scores with his assistant manager and his chairman (Edwards)
- Announcing that Wenger should piss off back to Japan
- Defending Mark Hughes after he nearly split a man's testicles in two with a kick
- Dropping Robson from the entire squad for his last ever match
- His petty war with the BBC (Although, feck the BBC tbf)
- Claiming referees are biased against United and David Ellery tried to stop United winning the league in 1999
- Claiming a referee was fat and trying to get him sacked
- "I wouldn't sell that lot a virus. "I read about Calderon making the great statement that slavery was abolished many, many years ago. Well, did they tell Franco that?"
- Claiming the FA handicap United every year, in an effort to stop them winning the league, with the way they draw up the league fixtures
- Pulling out players loaned to Preston because Darren got the sack for doing a shit job.

I could go on....Fergie was the best manager to ever exist. I love the guy. He has my total respect. But, please, don't sit there and try to tell some of us Fergie was an angel or that "it's not the same as Mourinho"

Fergie was just as bad....And I couldn't give a feck. He was our manager, our cnut! Just like Mourinho. He was born to manage this club
spot on
 
Some of that is just laughably desperate. If you compile a similar list about Mourinho then you could easily add 5 more pages to this thread

Laughably desperate? Have a word with yourself. If Mourinho was guilty of any of that, you'd be here waving it in everyone's faces.

I can face the facts that Fergie acted the cnut on many occasions, aswell as Mourinho. I don't know why some of you can't.
 
A lot of these guys come across as "pricks" when the pressure is on and they are challenging for the highest honours.

I know I go on about him but, Roy Keane is a perfect example. Came across as a psychopath on the pitch, but off it, he's one of the nicest blokes around. Some small charity in Dublin rang him, looking for memorabilia to donate for an auction. Keane obliged and sent over some stuff. He arrived, unannounced at the auction and bought them all back, double what they were worth.

The will to win at the top can do funny things to people. As long as they are at my club, I couldn't give a feck either
.Rossi, Roy Keane is an absolute gentleman, you are right. Warrior on the pitch and a cool sensible head off it. When you are a public figure it is possible to have a duel but not separate personality. Keane was very respectful and supportive of fellow professionals but don't ask him on the street about his on field behavior or you will get the stare of death. In the words of a the scousers, He.Is.A.Legend.
When I look at people like him, Patrick Viera, Johnny Giles and Souness, monsters on the field but cool and collected off it. Then I look at the lovely boys like Jaime Redknapp, Henry and Owen, nice guys on the pitch but balls in tight pants cliched knobs off it. Don't judge a person from one aspect, decide on the whole.
Barca fans, pool fans, Arsenal fans and people that knock one out to Eva may feel he is a prick but there is no reason for a supporter of this club to feel any hatred towards the man. He has shown nothing but love to us from the moment he sprinted down that touch line. I'm very excited and hopefully in two weeks I can relax, enjoy the Euros and change all my passwords to Jose1234.
 
.Rossi, Roy Keane is an absolute gentleman, you are right. Warrior on the pitch and a cool sensible head off it. When you are a public figure it is possible to have a duel but not separate personality. Keane was very respectful and supportive of fellow professionals but don't ask him on the street about his on field behavior or you will get the stare of death. In the words of a the scousers, He.Is.A.Legend.
When I look at people like him, Patrick Viera, Johnny Giles and Souness, monsters on the field but cool and collected off it. Then I look at the lovely boys like Jaime Redknapp, Henry and Owen, nice guys on the pitch but balls in tight pants cliched knobs off it. Don't judge a person from one aspect, decide on the whole.
Barca fans, pool fans, Arsenal fans and people that knock one out to Eva may feel he is a prick but there is no reason for a supporter of this club to feel any hatred towards the man. He has shown nothing but love to us from the moment he sprinted down that touch line. I'm very excited and hopefully in two weeks I can relax, enjoy the Euros and change all my passwords to Jose1234.

This x100
 
A lot of these guys come across as "pricks" when the pressure is on and they are challenging for the highest honours.

I know I go on about him but, Roy Keane is a perfect example. Came across as a psychopath on the pitch, but off it, he's one of the nicest blokes around. Some small charity in Dublin rang him, looking for memorabilia to donate for an auction. Keane obliged and sent over some stuff. He arrived, unannounced at the auction and bought them all back, double what they were worth.

The will to win at the top can do funny things to people. As long as they are at my club, I couldn't give a feck either

Not to do with football but Gordon Ramsay is another example, :lol:.
 
Some of that is just laughably desperate. If you compile a similar list about Mourinho then you could easily add 5 more pages to this thread

Whatabouterry

Makes for pretty shit discussion (and even still, actually tell us what you mean). And no off the top of my head I don't remember Mourinho doing much more than Ferguson (in terms of a count) even if some are 'worse'.

The point made is 100% correct. Ferguson was a downright unbearable tosser at times (nodoubtabouttha), loved by United supporters and yet here we are reading hypocrite after hypocrite talk about Mourinho like his behaviour is not 'befitting' of this club. Either be willing to criticise Ferguson (if we wish to say this club shouldn't have a manager like that anymore) or shut up about Mourinho.
 
Spot on. Showed the size of Fergies ego, the detriment affect it would have on the club didn't bother him.
Crazy, as if two of the shrewdest Irish men were going to give him 500million pound of horse sperm.
It's like your drunk boss told you at the Christmas party you could someday run this company and then marching in to his office the next morning and telling him to get out off that fecking seat or I will sue you.
 
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