BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho
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Is it just me or does RedIssue seem to have a massive chip on their shoulder when it comes to United. They slate every aspect of the club and everyone involved.
That Red Issue story was actually quite a good read but hopefully and probably fictional.
Well played @OllyIn other news:
"Bears found to defacate in wooded areas"
and
"Head of catholic church prone to covering head with hat"
Detective @Olly strikes again
Red Issue spouting utter bollocks is no news.
It's a combinaion of attention seeking and an agenda against the club.
It's a combinaion of attention seeking and an agenda against the club.
RI are probably right re. there being political issues within the club. This type of stuff happens in every organisation. Looks like they have just sensationalised whatever info they received.
I mean this tweet below, is just ridiculous.
I mean this tweet below, is just ridiculous.
Bunch of attention seekers.
"The former Chelsea manager's agent, Jorge Mendes, would prefer his client to take over at Old Trafford this season but Woodward remains resistant to sacking Van Gaal before the summer."
WHY?
I love the use of "bash". It makes Fergie look like a mafia don, with the class of 92 being his henchmen. I'm just imagining Giggs and Scholes going round to Mark Hughes' house as we try to intimidate him into playing a weakened side against us.
Or Gary Neville going abroad because Fergie wants to expand "the business", and thinks it's time for Gary to become involved in the legit affairs.
I can't remember my Twitter password
If anyone wants to though then feel free. Fergie is the GodfatherIf I had @Olly's skills I'd be making Fergie into Palpatine, with finger energy blasts and all...
I was thinking more of Mr Burns and the flying monkeys.
"I'm gonna give Daniel Levy an offer he can't refuse."
"You come into my office, on the day of Paul Scholes testimonial, and ask me to sell Rooney?"
So, Fergie is Mr. Burns, Mike Phelan is Smithers, Patrice Evra is Carl, Michael Carrick is Lenny, and Wayne Rooney is Homer Simpson.
Sounds spot on to me.
Throw in Anderson as Barney Gumble and we're sorted.
Another thing that doesn't make sense with the red issue claims: why on earth would any top manager, nevermind Mourinho - who could probably pick 90% of the clubs in football - want to join us if we were such a mess behind the scenes?
Jose has had plenty of opportunities to publicly rule out the Utd job. In fact he publicly ruled out the Inter job yesterday but wouldn't comment on Utd. Unless red issue think Jose doesn't know anything about this supposed battle between Fergie and Woodward. The client of Jorge mendes, friend of Woodward, Fergie and the CO92 (Peter Lim etc) doesn't know that Fergie hates him and is forcing Giggs into the job to remain in power and keep Jose down because Mourinho beat him a few times when they went head to head?
It's all very House of cards stuff as KM pointed out.
Jose has had plenty of opportunities to publicly rule out the Utd job. In fact he publicly ruled out the Inter job yesterday but wouldn't comment on Utd. Unless red issue think Jose doesn't know anything about this supposed battle between Fergie and Woodward. The client of Jorge mendes, friend of Woodward, Fergie and the CO92 (Peter Lim etc) doesn't know that Fergie hates him and is forcing Giggs into the job to remain in power and keep Jose down because Mourinho beat him a few times when they went head to head?
It's all very House of cards stuff as KM pointed out.
Don't forget Ed as Milhouse!
The funny thing about House of cards is that its fiction and a netflix tv series. Red Issue should be ashamed.
Mourinho: Yes, I will manage Manchester United. I am special.
[Ed hangs up the phone.]
Ed: Everything's comin' up Woodward!
Didn't know he said this but after the game vs United (2004) he said:
"I understand why he is a bit emotional," Mourinho says.
"You would be sad if your team gets as clearly dominated by opponents who have been built on 10% of the budget."
"I understand why he is a bit emotional," Mourinho says.
"You would be sad if your team gets as clearly dominated by opponents who have been built on 10% of the budget."
Mourinho has a strong personality and he isn't afraid of power games... he likes a challenge. If they hire him, he will be successful and, in time, he will get rid of all the backroom trash. United is unusual in that the owner does not have a continuous presence, which gives a lot of power to the manager, especially if he is successful. On the other hand in Chelsea, for example, Abramovich is above everyone else and it is impossible for the manager to have a wide influence.
"If you lose against Shrewsbury or Midtjylland, Manchester United will dismiss Van Gaal. Anyways, Jose Mourinho will arrive in June."
Coldplay/Goldberg breaking the news.
Phil Jones as Ralph too!
I'd take a loss against Shrews if it meant Jose came on Tuesday morning.
Maybe I'm being premature but I'm already licking my lips just thinking about mourinho's first press's conference As United boss 
Those Red Issue tweets from 2013 are hilarious
No better than the likes of IndyKaila. Should be on the list of banned Twitter accounts. Absolutely ridiculous, attention seeking cnuts.
No better than the likes of IndyKaila. Should be on the list of banned Twitter accounts. Absolutely ridiculous, attention seeking cnuts.
We won't lose to Shrewsbury or midget land and would no way be able to prove Goldberg wrong. Well played.
Thank God, someone else who hates this! Drives me mental, you see it everywhere.
They've literally turned fear-mongering and making shit up into a business.
It's unbelievable.
No doubt Jose is everything you say there but does he honestly think he can take on and push Ferguson out of Manchester United?
All this 'Fergie hates him because he couldn't beat him' stuff sounds mental to me. Fergie actually did beat him by winning the title after Chelsea won it twice. He seen Jose off and carried on winning titles.
And any concerns about Jose removing any power he has could have happened with LvG. A renowned crazy, temperamental powerful character in his own right.
Giggs would be manager by now if there were any truth to this. What's more likely to me is Fergie doesn't actually have that much power, doesn't hate Jose and wants what's best for the club he spent his best years building.
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