i would love to have him at United! one of my favorite players! exactly what we need, he would be my muppet signing or whatever it's called.
Bastian Schweinsteiger
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
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Christ, I would feel like I've just been laid in a wicked way by sylvia saint if we had a squad like that.
sylvia saint :lol@ thats very specificyeah, going from the worst midfield to ever win the league and play in CL semi, to a fecking oustanding one.
...only in muppet land
For those of you who dont know yet....Caught offside uses a zoo monkey that dips his right hand into a bowl full of balls with players names on them and pulls a name out. Then he dips his hand into another bowl full of balls with football club names on them and pulls a ball with a football clubs name out. And he then matches the ball of the players name with the ball of the football club name to create a football rumour like the one printed on their website today.
feck me, that's advanced
I thought a dyslexic spastic named Brian spelled it out using his Christy foot and a crayon whilst caged
I thought a dyslexic spastic named Brian spelled it out using his Christy foot and a crayon whilst caged
Modric and schweinsteiger would be an absolute muppet dream jizzfest for me. One out of two would do though
Obviously a nonsense story, but if it came to it, i'd like it to happen.
Harsh on Berba I guess but it'd made the team stronger.
Harsh on Berba I guess but it'd made the team stronger.
agree, Schweinsteiger will click in our midfield.
How would we line up?
.............Schweinsteiger.....Modric.........
Sanchez...............Nasri..................Young...........
........................Rooney.............................
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muscle in the midfield, just what we need
Truly muppetry of the highest order, I salute you!
One comment on that page:
"Schweini soll nie nach Man Utd..."
Sounds agressive - what should ve dooo?
Click Manchester certainly know how to get hits.
If we get both Schweinsteiger and Nasri I will strip naked and run around my office
Thats some team u have there Crust
He forgot Sneijder. If we only play 3 at the back we can make it happen
So will I, but then again I work from home so only the missus to contend with....
it's never gonna happen, Bayern already have 4 strikers in Gomez, Olic, Petersen and Muller.
and they won't sell Bastian.He would be ideal for us though
and they won't sell Bastian.He would be ideal for us though
We need a strong German in this squad. I'd take Bastian over Sneijder.
Fergie will never have a german in our team. End of. The day a german will play for united is when im over 60.
Yeah, never mention the war when Fergies around. Lad got his front teeth knocked out last week after he mentioned what a great film Schindlers list was!
If there was one player I would love us to buy it would be Schweinsteiger. He could single handedly fix all our midfield problems in my opinion. It ain't gonna happen though.
Yeah, he didn't look like he wanted to sign Neuer at all, or Ozil... oh ermm...
Oh, that's the reason why he's so quick to sell Rossi and want rid of Macheda, and not considering Kagawa...
It all makes sense now...
What about Ron Zieler that keeper and there was a winger in the youth side too. Cant remember his name now
Pffft, Hargreaves was as German as they come
I think that German would be more suited to Hearts up in Scotland
Heinze was part german.
Do we all realise this rumour is complete and utter bullshit, yes?
Its silly season, we're allowed and I would'nt deny any other Caf' member the chance to dwelve in transfer muppetry.
Shame it wasnt the daily star going bust instead of NOTW
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